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    G.I. Joe, the rise of cobra

    ok, so - I was born in 1980...I grew up on Transformers, GI Joe, Astroboy, etc.

    i've seen the trailers and commercials for the new G.I. Joe....

    WTF?!?!?!?!!?

    Since when did they strip their army uniforms and jeeps, and get high tech robotic "accelerator suits" and ninja swords, and do huge back flips thru the city, and fly off buildings, and blast thru busses with their bodies?

    way to ruin G.I. Joe

    I hope they don't butcher the new astroboy movie coming this year too.....ugh.

    first transformers, now this...but in comparison, transformers isn't as much of a hackjob as this BS.

    a tribute to the original gi joe...Fensler Film style!

    http://www.fenslerfilm.com/PSAS.htm

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    there is no GI Joe in the movie lol what a joke, its going to suck

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    Ya they are only using the name and concept.. they are ****ing a good thing up

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    Yeah I've very disapointed too. I was hoping it would be awesome, but they totally ruined it. I'm not going to even bother watching. (which is unusual since I normally love that type of movie)

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    Destro without is mask? lots of things don't fit the gi joe concept. Ho well

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    I bet if they hadn't referred to it as GI JOE everyone would go see it and say it was a KICK ASS ACTION FLICK but since they named it GI JOE and ruined the GI JOE name people are automatically going to say it sucks and is not worth seeing...

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    It is just a ploy for Hollywood to make money Just like they do with everything..kind of off subject but remember "Charlie and the Chocolate factory"? Everyone I know thought that was going to be like part 2 of the original you know charlie actually taking over the factory.. but NO they basically changed the name and remade the original..,HORRIBLY I MIGHT ADD

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    i wanna see them make a THUNDERCATS MOVIE!!

    oh boy oh boy that would be sweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by yannick35 View Post
    Destro without is mask? lots of things don't fit the gi joe concept. Ho well
    That's what I was wondering, where's Destro's mask?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i wanna see them make a THUNDERCATS MOVIE!!

    oh boy oh boy that would be sweet
    no shit, i used to have the biggest crush on the cheetah chick when i was younger

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i wanna see them make a THUNDERCATS MOVIE!!

    oh boy oh boy that would be sweet
    I do believe one is in the making for 2010.

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    wtf is that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    if i ever walked into work and saw some dude looking like that, i would punch him in his face and turn around and leave....that pic is really bothering me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    Imagine u walk into the mens room and he is right inside waiting to rape you.

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    that is really creepy......good thing i always carry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    no shit, i used to have the biggest crush on the cheetah chick when i was younger
    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    I do believe one is in the making for 2010.
    sweetness!! pure sweetness!!

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    First off...there were ninja swords in the original GI JOE cartoon: Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes always had swords and sweet ninja moves. I cannot recall for certain, but I think Tomax and Xamot (evil twin brothers) and possibly one of Zartan's crew also used swords...or maybe it was a bow and arrow?

    The suits are retarded. I am going to see this movie tomorrow, but I have no expectations for it to be good.

    I was not aware that Destro was even in the movie, but I would guess that there is a chance this movie will end with him being injured and needing a mask...set up for GI JOE 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quarry206 View Post
    Ya they are only using the name and concept.. they are ****ing a good thing up
    Yup I agree. I turn the commercial when it comes on.

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    That would be like calling a film Transformers and having not Autobots or Decepticons in it.

    What's with all these ****ing cartoon/comicbook film adaptations? If it's not those it's remakes. Have Hollywood truly run out of ideas now?

    The only two films im looking forward to this month are Inglorious Basterds and Antichrist.

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    Go see the movie 1st and then tell me what you think!!! I saw it last night (early premeir here in Vegas). It was great. I was born in '73. So I remember when they shrank Joe from 12" to 3". Destro does don the mask in the movie. Swords have always been in Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes arsenal (as they are ninja clan brothers). The accelerator suits...well I'll let you see the movie.

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    screw thundercats, Swat Kats was awesome

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    http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/55...dr_080609.html

    Doesnt look that bad after all IGN review

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    I heard it's terrible

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    Man all you guys suck.

    I was born in 80 also, I grew up around all this stuff.

    We were so poor we did not have a dam T.V. though, lol. Single drunk mom with 4 kids.

    All I know is other kids in school had the toys and shirts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    Man all you guys suck.

    I was born in 80 also, I grew up around all this stuff.

    We were so poor we did not have a dam T.V. though, lol. Single drunk mom with 4 kids.

    All I know is other kids in school had the toys and shirts.
    wow your life must suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptAmericaX View Post
    wow your life must suck
    Not currently! But growing up was really tuff.

    I've done well for myself.

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    This is going to be the next Highlander 2 - NEVER HAPPENED!

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    39% rating on rotten tomatoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMA View Post
    This is going to be the next Highlander 2 - NEVER HAPPENED!
    I totally love that they pretended Highlander 2 didn't exist, and went back to the original story for the next 3 movies.

    Not that big of a fan of this last one with only Duncan McCloud. THey just are not that same without Conner, although the video game that features Owen McCloud is pretty cool too.

    BTW Sean Connery needs to make a comeback and do something. I iwshed he was in the last Indiana Jones movie, even if just for a cameo...

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    went and seen it this morning...it wasn't that bad!!!....yeah it wasn't the same as the cartoon....but it was still badass...destro gets his mask at the end...there will be another soon....i won't say anymore lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    went and seen it this morning...it wasn't that bad!!!....yeah it wasn't the same as the cartoon....but it was still badass...destro gets his mask at the end...there will be another soon....i won't say anymore lol
    Yupe he does, movie is very good actually, a type of turn off your brain cell and enjoy movie, special effects are crazy too

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    Just watched it, Its a great movie, Never seen the original gi joe shit anyway so nothing to compare it to haha, great movie!

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    Just watched it.

    Man that shit was non stop, Okish....but glad I did not pay for it.

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    Immortal Soldier, I never pay any attention to anything Rotten Tomatoes has to say as its most intellectual wannabe net nerds with more opinions than assholes.

    I never was really into GI Joe as a kid. It was all about Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, Knightmare, Thundercats and Bravestar!

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    For you guys that saw the movie, was it hard to watch like Transformers?? That movie gave me a head ache, felt like I was watching those crazy Japanese cartoons.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMA View Post
    This is going to be the next Highlander 2 - NEVER HAPPENED!
    Oh Jesus the worst movie ever made was Highlander 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler View Post

    BTW Sean Connery needs to make a comeback and do something. I iwshed he was in the last Indiana Jones movie, even if just for a cameo...
    Unfortunately Sean Connery has stated he is retired and was offered the chance to come back in the last Indy movie but turned it down. He said he made a commitment to retire and will stay so. I know it sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    For you guys that saw the movie, was it hard to watch like Transformers?? That movie gave me a head ache, felt like I was watching those crazy Japanese cartoons.
    BG, just took the kids to go see it this morning... I thought it was pretty awesome and a lot better than Transformers II. That one had me dizzy too and I didn't care for it due to the fact that they had to make Optimus Prime die, which would never have happened on the cartoon.

    Anyways the GI Joe was some pretty awesome action....half kids/half cool action flic. I've heard a lot like it and a lot don't... that's my opinion though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigershark View Post
    Oh Jesus the worst movie ever made was Highlander 2.
    i was trying to pretend it never happened.. thanks for reminding me... back to therpy for me now

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