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  1. 08-06-2009, 09:17 AM #1
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    Opening up my laptop on my trans-atlantic flight!

    As some of you know I am a Brit and a regular trans - atlantic passenger....i would love to do this...but....might get in a bit of trouble!

    What to do when you're sitting next to an annoying passenger on a plane?

    1-Take your laptop out of your briefcase

    2-Open the laptop slowly and calmly;

    3-Switch it on;

    4-Make sure the passenger is looking at it;

    5-Get on to the internet

    6-Close your eyes for a moment, open them again and look up to the sky;

    7-Breath in deeply and open this site:

    http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html <http://www.myit media.de/the_end.html>

    8- and watch the expression on his face.
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  2. 08-06-2009, 09:21 AM #2
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    that is hilarious!!!!!

    Some are not going to think so ,but truly funny
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  3. 08-06-2009, 09:21 AM #3
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    I didnt know you were a tranny...
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  4. 08-06-2009, 09:22 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dancer View Post
    I didnt know you were a tranny...
    post op
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  5. 08-06-2009, 09:24 AM #5
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    funny shit bro... i diff would get thrown in jail...
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  6. 08-06-2009, 09:28 AM #6
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    LMFAO!!! that is a definate the next plane trip! hubby may think im looking to get myself into trouble, but it would be funny as sh*t, until they put me in jail
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  7. 08-06-2009, 09:28 AM #7
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    that is classic....

    u have internet on trans flight?
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  8. 08-06-2009, 09:37 AM #8
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    i would die laughing if a friend did that
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  9. 08-06-2009, 09:40 AM #9
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    Yeah try doing that when u r brown its going to be NOT Funny at all
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  11. 08-06-2009, 10:54 AM #11
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    Thats fvcking awesome lol.....
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  13. 08-06-2009, 11:02 AM #13
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    you love me platonically brother!
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    I keep having to watch this, its that funny lol..

    You do know ive copied it and posted it on my other sites, and im taking all credit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    I keep having to watch this, its that funny lol..

    You do know ive copied it and posted it on my other sites, and im taking all credit...
    im glad you need me to boost your reputation!
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    I have heard that song before
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    LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im crying!
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    I can't breathe...I can't stop laughing~!!!
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    Phahahahahahahahahah! Funny sh1t!
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    Quote Originally Posted by alex18 View Post

    8- and watch the expression on his face.
    9- Start yelling "Allah ackbar!"
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    That would make the 6:00 o'clock news!!!
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    that was ****in funny.
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    Lmao. another one that might get you into trouble just get some flashing timer that counts down from like 60 seconds... lol... not sure you wont be tackled but it might scare the shit outa somone.
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    Someone do it and let us know how you go... lol
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    I thought they banned all Laptops after they found out you can put up 14 undetectable ounces of SEM*TEK inside them??
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    Not last time i went on a plane, they xray them indivdualy now though
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Deuce View Post
    I thought they banned all Laptops after they found out you can put up 14 undetectable ounces of SEM*TEK inside them??
    lol, its a joke...
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    good way to get an ass beating that's for sure.. causing a panic on an international airline while in route..

    I point this out incase any of you think this really would be funny.. and it is dont' get me wrong..

    but you will go to jail, you will be beaten into submission and you will be getting beaten by the popo in a different country no doubt..
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    your allowed lap tops on the plane...i watch dvds all the time and i fly a lot!

    Would also be rather amusing if the guy sat next to you was a sky marshall! BANG
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