Need serious advice

[Matt]

I've never talked about this before, but i really need advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend (Who lives with me) has been cheating on me.

The usual signs...
Phone rings but if i answer, the caller hangs up.

She has been going out with the girls alot recently although when i asked their names she always says.
"Just some girls from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi comming home, but she always walks down the drive.
Although i can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner.
Why?
Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was she went berserk and screamed that i should never touch her phone again and why was i checking up on her.

Anyway,
I've never approached the subject with her.
I think deep down i just didn't want to know the truth,
but last night she went out and i decided to really check on her.

I decided i was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so i could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment,
crouching behind my bike,
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something i can fix myself,
or should i take it back to the dealer?

thanks in advance

[Reed]

Lets see how many people advise you

[T-MOS]

you fvcker !!!! take it to the dealer you dick and give me back the 4 minutes it took to read this shit !!!!! ROFLMAO

[T-MOS]

Lets see how many people advise you

Oh i am sure BO will come in with a ten page advice column

Just shank the bitch

[fit4ever]

Fact is, if you convince yourself that she's cheating on you, your behavior will soon begin to show it. And she'll soon catch on to your unusual behavior. And before you know it, everything's out of control and you're headed towards a failed relationship.

You can address these feelings/intuitions that you have with her if you do it in a caring, loving tone. If your tone/approach is not correct, then you'll come across as being accusing and threatening to her. I deal with this sort of thing all of the time and the easiest way to put it is, "Your behavior towards her from this day forward will clearly illustrate where your heart resides with her."

Good luck.

[Dancer]

you fvcker !!!! take it to the dealer you dick and give me back the 4 minutes it took to read this shit !!!!! ROFLMAO

+2 he had me going for a bit

[DSM4Life]

I've never talked about this before, but i really need advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend (Who lives with me) has been cheating on me.

The usual signs...
Phone rings but if i answer, the caller hangs up.

She has been going out with the girls alot recently although when i asked their names she always says.
"Just some girls from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi comming home, but she always walks down the drive.
Although i can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner.
Why?
Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was she went berserk and screamed that i should never touch her phone again and why was i checking up on her.

Anyway,
I've never approached the subject with her.
I think deep down i just didn't want to know the truth,
but last night she went out and i decided to really check on her.

I decided i was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so i could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment,
crouching behind my bike,
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something i can fix myself,
or should i take it back to the dealer?

thanks in advance

[TITANIUM]

+2 he had me going for a bit

He got me to, son of a bitch!!!!!LOL

[Reed]

Oh i am sure BO will come in with a ten page advice column

Just shank the bitch

problem solved

[Older lifter]

Yeah, sorry mate.............REPOST

[T-MOS]

We should have known when he said Girlfriend that it was a joke, cause Matt cant' get a girlfriend.....lolol

[Hoggage_54]

I had a feeling Mad_Matt didn't write it because there wasn't "lol" at the end of every sentence

[Dancer]

We should have known when he said Girlfriend that it was a joke, cause Matt cant' get a girlfriend.....lolol

Real women like men with good teeth as we all know Matt is from that one country that no one has good teeth oh I got a pic of Matt's teeth, sexy.... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah

[TITANIUM]

We should have known when he said Girlfriend that it was a joke, cause Matt cant' get a girlfriend.....lolol

Tell DSM, he's probably interested in M M!!!!LOL

[TITANIUM]

Real women like men with good teeth as we all know Matt is from that one country that no one has good teeth oh I got a pic of Matt's teeth, sexy.... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah

Where did you find picks like this?

The movie The Deliverance?????

[Dancer]

Its Brithish

[lostcause]

sorry about your bike man, you deserve better.

[warchild]

repost...and i always thought you were original matt

[playboii]

lol dude wtf i was reading it and like feeling bad like damn then i read the end...this is deff the equivalent of getting RICK ROLED

[DEE151]

go fvck her best friend and sleep with her sister

[jbm]

this my advice!

[BG]

Very good !!!

[jbm]

[DSM4Life]

this my advice!

Very natural

[Hoggage_54]

[DSM4Life]

[*El Diablo*]

sorry to hear about your bike.... , but if i where u then stick your c*ck up her ass and take your bike to a dealer, she doesnt deserve any less. (ur bike)

[jbm]

[Matt]

Fact is, if you convince yourself that she's cheating on you, your behavior will soon begin to show it. And she'll soon catch on to your unusual behavior. And before you know it, everything's out of control and you're headed towards a failed relationship.

You can address these feelings/intuitions that you have with her if you do it in a caring, loving tone. If your tone/approach is not correct, then you'll come across as being accusing and threatening to her. I deal with this sort of thing all of the time and the easiest way to put it is, "Your behavior towards her from this day forward will clearly illustrate where your heart resides with her."

Good luck.

Lol, it was a joke....

[Matt]

repost...and i always thought you were original matt

This has never been posted anywhere in the world, i just made it up

[*El Diablo*]

priceless

[Matt]

We should have known when he said Girlfriend that it was a joke, cause Matt cant' get a girlfriend.....lolol

I have got a gf, although she thinks she's a hostage i like the word girlfriend better...

[jbm]

[stpete]

I should've known better. Good one.

[freddyfresh33]

I hate cops

[Matt]

Real women like men with good teeth as we all know Matt is from that one country that no one has good teeth oh I got a pic of Matt's teeth, sexy.... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah

Btw the aussies have the worlds worst teeth followed by the US, developed countries only.

[Iron_Pig]

that was a good one mate

[*El Diablo*]

Btw the aussies have the worlds worst teeth followed by the US, developed countries only.

WHAT!!!!!!!! .. Stop talking absolute rubbish... english dont even have any fvken teeth..lmfao, coz i cant call "it" teeth..

[*El Diablo*]

But, the one chick i dated, She was from Basingstoke just outside london, she had bad teeth, but good feet.. ...

[Matt]

The facts about the worlds worst teeth..

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...html?from=top5