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    Mosquito Bites

    1) How do you treat them??

    2) If you are on a cycle when they bite you, do they produce a steroid enhanced offspring?

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    #2, thats an interesting question,,,lol

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    i don't treat them..... i bitch for 7 days until they go away..... I sure as hell hope they don't produce steroid enhanced off-spring LMAO..... i can't handle mosquito bites worse than these.....

    ~Haz~

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    i scratch them until they bleed. Then they don't itch anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    i scratch them until they bleed. Then they don't itch anymore.
    not your nuts..... he said M-o-s-q-u-i-t-o b-i-t-e-s

    ~Haz~!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    1) How do you treat them??

    2) If you are on a cycle when they bite you, do they produce a steroid enhanced offspring?
    Calamine lotion.

    And no, to #2.

    (if it was, the government would have found some tactical application allready)........

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    i scratch them until they bleed. Then they don't itch anymore.
    X2 Not blatenly,, but end up doing so!

    Mosquito Bites got noth'n on no-see-em's!!!

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    yes to both questions

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    i scratch them until they bleed. Then they don't itch anymore.

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    After-bite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    1) How do you treat them??

    2) If you are on a cycle when they bite you, do they produce a steroid enhanced offspring?
    1) You suck on the them, the way most titties are sucked on, don't be intimidated by the smallness... they will not disappear inside your mouth.

    2) On a serious note, NO. Same reason we don't contract HIV and shit from mosquitos. It's too miniscule an amount of blood to transmit disease... or roids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon the Rooster View Post
    X2 Not blatenly,, but end up doing so!

    Mosquito Bites got noth'n on no-see-em's!!!
    GOD, No-See-Em's.. We get them almost year round down here in FL. During the wet season it's the worst.

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    i think i have been bit by some of the steroid abusing mosquitos..

    florida dont fvk around with them bastards, they are bad down here

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    Black fly season up in the north east.

    So bad, the moose wonder into town, trying to get away from them.

    Relentless sons of bitches!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TITANIUM View Post
    Black fly season up in the north east.

    So bad, the moose wonder into town, trying to get away from them.

    Relentless sons of bitches!
    The smog here in jersey keeps the horsefly's under control LMAO

    ~Haz~

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    benadryl and hyrdocortisone cream

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    not your nuts..... he said M-o-s-q-u-i-t-o b-i-t-e-s

    ~Haz~!

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