Short lame jokes

**ranging1** · 08-24-2009, 05:47 AM

ok well this thread is about SHORT lame jokes, NO BIBLE LONG JOKES OR STORYS

im looking for some good ones coz im at uni, and people around me are always talking about such serious issues and i just like lightening up the situation

so if uve got some lame ones that are funny POST THEM

here are a few

a mosquito flys past a camel, the mosquito says 'did i do that?'

whens the best time to eat chicken? when ur feeling PECKish

whens the best time to eat Beef? when ur on the MOOVE

**energizer bunny** · 08-24-2009, 05:57 AM

what do you call a man with a rabbit on his head........warren

what do you call a man with a car on his head..............jack

what do you call a man with a seagal on his head..............cliff

what do you call a man with his legs cut off to his knees......................neil

what do you call a woman with one leg.................eileen

what do you call a man with a spade in his head....................doug

what do you call a man with no spade in his head....................dougless

what do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water.......................bob

**CBGB** · 08-24-2009, 08:47 AM

Why do cows wear bells?..........Cause their horns don't work

**sigman roid** · 08-24-2009, 10:07 AM

Q .What do you call a three legged donkey?

A. Wonky

Now you dont get lamer than that..lol

**Hazard** · 08-24-2009, 01:20 PM

How do you circumsize a whale?

Send in fore(four) skin divers.....

~Haz~

**lola1182** · 08-24-2009, 03:06 PM

what does a gay horse eat? haaaaay! (must do the accent.)

what did the mexican say when his house fell on him? get off me, homes! (also, do an accent)

**Hazard** · 08-24-2009, 03:46 PM

What takes longer..... running from 1st base to 2nd base or from 2nd base to 3d base?

Running from 2nd base to 3rd base because there's a short stop along the way......

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 08-24-2009, 03:47 PM

How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool?

4 - if you turn it upside down......

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 08-24-2009, 03:48 PM

Whats the difference between a queer and a refridgerator.....

the refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.....

~Haz~

**ranging1** · 08-25-2009, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by sigman roid

Q .What do you call a three legged donkey?

A. Wonky

Now you dont get lamer than that..lol

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG, feel off my chair literally, and it fukin hurt my arse

**DSM4Life** · 08-25-2009, 05:15 AM

JBM's penis.

What ? Thats a short lame joke !

**ranging1** · 08-25-2009, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

JBM's penis.

What ? Thats a short lame joke !

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH, i get that

coz its short
and its a joke

LMFAO

**sigman roid** · 08-25-2009, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by ranging1

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG, feel off my chair literally, and it fukin hurt my arse

I should be a comedian...lol

**ranging1** · 08-26-2009, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by sigman roid

I should be a comedian...lol

lmfao bad

i jus look at ur avatar, n im choking in laughter

can u send me that foto, so badly going to upload it to my phone and set it as my wallpaper, fuk having the misses naked as ma wallpaper, ur avatars better lol

**Friend** · 08-26-2009, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by ranging1

lmfao bad

i jus look at ur avatar, n im choking in laughter

can u send me that foto, so badly going to upload it to my phone and set it as my wallpaper, fuk having the misses naked as ma wallpaper, ur avatars better lol

If you don't want your misses naked as your wallpaper anymore, i'll have it.

**jbm** · 08-26-2009, 04:18 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

JBM's penis.

What ? Thats a short lame joke !

**jbm** · 08-26-2009, 04:26 AM

Dsm...

Waaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................
Hehehehehehehe.........................
Hohohohohohoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ranging1** · 08-26-2009, 04:27 AM

Originally Posted by Friend

If you don't want your misses naked as your wallpaper anymore, i'll have it.

lol if i break up with her, i promise ill send it to ya

**sigman roid** · 08-26-2009, 08:10 AM

Tell me how to send it and i'll do it bro

**alex18** · 08-26-2009, 08:29 AM

what do you call a pakistani carpenter.... Amadeashed

what do you call a pakistani lesbian...mingeater

what do you call a russian with three bollock...whodyanickabollockov

what do you call a chineseman with one bollock...whatwentwong

what do you call a japanese car theif...tommynikamotor