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I have been with my girl for about 14 years and she never farts around me.I don't know hoe she does it I know she has to sometimes but she is very respectful in that way and I really like that she keeps it to herself.
Something about a girl farting or spitting or smoking just turns me off big time!
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my wife does not hold back unfortunately.
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which girl we are talking about...wife .gf? girl who u r doing on the side of wife and gf?
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the only farts I've gotten is puss.y farts. lol
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b/f doesn't fart when im around. He gives me the stink face when i do around him
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LMFAO!
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Wife doesnt fart around me..... better not start either.....
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i hate when my wife does that. i eat at that restaraunt !
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Wife never held back until I started eating so much protein,, now we are at a truce.
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When I was dating my wife she never farted and denied that she ever farted. I head her fart once in her sleep and I thought it was cool at the time. Once she got pregnant she no longer held them back. Sometimes I regret ever encouraging her to fart around me because she can rip some good ones. My daughters also rip them, and my youngest daughter now thinks its funny to fart in my face or as close to me as she can.
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my wife hides it all the time I dont understand why either, I think its funny as hell when I catch her and she gets all embaressed
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I have never farted around any of my girls and they dont fart around me. There are just some things in life that should be private and respectful.
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Girls don't fart, if your wife/gf/etc. farts she is probably a man.
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My thoughts exactly
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the old fart game is on in you're house.
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funny stuff, a fart truce LOL!
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bro- i agree i just asked my wife and she says she never farts... whoosh what a relief!!! i have been with her for the last 15 years dating/married and she has never even stunk up the bathroom
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Mine farts around me. Also shits with the door open.
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noooo tel me you are bullsh!tin me
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sry.. but i fart all the time lmao.. and im 100% women
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There is a penis under those pajama pants...I know itsry.. but i fart all the time lmao.. and im 100% women
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No. But then again i don't have a girlfriend.
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nope not once and i dont know why i let them nice ones off around her, which even i cant stand sometimes but hey its life
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Haha my old girlfriend would fart sometime accidentally and its almost like seeing a UFO... u almost dont believe it actually happened
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my farts could kill a plant.. lmao. no joke
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I got put up on charges for murder once :-/
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come over to the crib and pop a squat in my garden and kill some weeds for me then! save me some $$
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mine trys to fart on me and thinks its funny
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Had an ex-girlfriend try to sneak one by me. We were driving in the car together and she tried to roll down the window but I locked the windows and soon enough the silent but deadly smell hit haha she was pretty embarrassed.
Nothing to it, but to do it
mine never did. She would tell me she doesn't do that. I've given my fair share of Dutch ovens tho lol. my ex would sleep with her head under the covers.
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No ways, thats Disgusting..
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Grand master of the Dutch Oven.
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If a girl is hot enough she can make eating my poop look sexy.
Like Megan Fox, she eats guys in that movie and I get turned on. Cause she doesnt know I would eat her first.
Problem is 95% of women just aren't that hot imo.
So I would have to say women farting is gross about 95% of the time.. the other 5 well..
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Interesting look on things.If a girl is hot enough she can make eating my poop look sexy.
Like Megan Fox, she eats guys in that movie and I get turned on. Cause she doesnt know I would eat her first.
Problem is 95% of women just aren't that hot imo.
So I would have to say women farting is gross about 95% of the time.. the other 5 well..
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eating it!?!?!?!?!?!?If a girl is hot enough she can make eating my poop look sexy.
Like Megan Fox, she eats guys in that movie and I get turned on. Cause she doesnt know I would eat her first.
Problem is 95% of women just aren't that hot imo.
So I would have to say women farting is gross about 95% of the time.. the other 5 well..
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She's pretty comfortable around me.
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She never farted, then when she was pregnant she did. Now she doesnt fart anymore....
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference
my ex never farted infront of me......
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I've been with my wife for 4 yrs now and I have never heard her fart not once...and it creeps me out...I think one day that she will explode from holding it all in......it make me sad...
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