What the hell is wrong with me?

[Gaspari1255]

So tonight I was reminiscing about this previous summer and something stuck me like a fvkcing lightning bolt.

I met this girl who worked at the same restaurant that I did. She was about a 9.5/10. She had this sexy mosaic skin, kind of like the color you would see on a 48 ft yacht. She had this god damn Indian woven hair, similar to Pochahontas. Her ass was fvcking GIGANTIC. She had the kind of ass on her that could turn DSM straight (in all seriousness). She had all her shit together, had a 4.0 and attended NYU, also was the head captain of her cheerleading squad..

She would flirt with me non stop, joke around by saying "when are you taking me out to dinner", basically wanted my c*ck 110%. How did I react? I didn't give her the time of the day. I barely even spoke to her, had absolutely no intrest. She was just about perfect and I wanted NOTHING to do with her. Why? Because I am a fvcking asshole.

I guess the old cat string theory is really true. If you dangle a toy with a string on it in front of the cat, it goes crazy trying to get it. If you lay the string on the ground, the cat wants nothing to do with it.



Welllll, I am about 15 miles from NYU at my school and I haven't heard from her in over a month. She is getting a phone call tomorrow, but of course its gonna be too late. Why was I so god damn stupid!?!!???!!? Someone kick me in the nuts next time you see me

[dj87]

why take it if it wasnt a real chase she made it kinda clear she wanted something with you so it was to easy thats what im thinking but fck it call her anyway wont hurt if she has a bf or anything like that

[stack_it]

U sir deserve a swift kick to the balls. Who knows tho maybe she's still single.....

[lovbyts]

Really a lot of women will show more interest the less you show in them. It makes them think there is something wrong with them and they need to try harder.

If you call her act cool and see how she reacts. Make up some lame excuse for calling her. You just wondered if she had died or something and no one told you and you didnt want to miss her funeral or anything LOL

dont forget to follow it up with Hey I will be out that way on xxx night and just wanted to see if you want to have dinner since I have some free time...

[jbm]

you are turning gay.....

[Friend]

Really a lot of women will show more interest the less you show in them. It makes them think there is something wrong with them and they need to try harder.

If you call her act cool and see how she reacts. Make up some lame excuse for calling her. You just wondered if she had died or something and no one told you and you didnt want to miss her funeral or anything LOL

dont forget to follow it up with Hey I will be out that way on xxx night and just wanted to see if you want to be fvcked in the ass since I have some free time...

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[Gaspari1255]

Really a lot of women will show more interest the less you show in them. It makes them think there is something wrong with them and they need to try harder.

If you call her act cool and see how she reacts. Make up some lame excuse for calling her. You just wondered if she had died or something and no one told you and you didnt want to miss her funeral or anything LOL

dont forget to follow it up with Hey I will be out that way on xxx night and just wanted to see if you want to have dinner since I have some free time...

Thats actually a real good idea. What should my excuse be for being in NYC???? hmmmmn...all ideas are apperciated.

[lovbyts]

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Thanks for the translation.

Any games, plays, shows, clubs you want to go to?

[Older lifter]

Just ring her up and ask if she still wants it up the a**e,,,,,,, what you got to loose.....

[energizer bunny]

you are turning gay.....

hahahahaha.......you have turned Gay......no going back now.....

[.EA.]

Happens to me all the time.


Next time, and the next step, is to utilize that attraction a girl for you, and the fact that she's chasing you, and turn it into more attraction. People want what they can't have. You not responding how she expected you to respond is actually a technique pick up artists use.

The only problem with you calling her tomorrow is that the flow is now shifted. It's now you going after HER, not HER going after you.

You gotta shift it back bro. And quick if you want anything out of this.

Women will do crazy things when they want a particular guy. You just don't see it often because most guys are jokes and flops, and they have no idea how to deal with women other than that bullsh!it over-complimenting and chasing they call their "game".

Trust me, I'm a bouncer. It's my job to watch over clowns like that.

[underworldmagic]

Good luck mate, keep us updated on how the call goes. Be strong.

[elpropiotorvic]

Lol

[energizer bunny]

Happens to me all the time.


Next time, and the next step, is to utilize that attraction a girl for you, and the fact that she's chasing you, and turn it into more attraction. People want what they can't have. You not responding how she expected you to respond is actually a technique pick up artists use.

The only problem with you calling her tomorrow is that the flow is now shifted. It's now you going after HER, not HER going after you.

You gotta shift it back bro. And quick if you want anything out of this.

Women will do crazy things when they want a particular guy. You just don't see it often because most guys are jokes and flops, and they have no idea how to deal with women other than that bullsh!it over-complimenting and chasing they call their "game".

Trust me, I'm a bouncer. It's my job to watch over clowns like that.

LOL.....everyones an expert on women these days......

[chicmagnet]

Big arse, messy hair not very smart,sounds grose.

[calgarian]

Big arse, messy hair not very smart,sounds grose.

u know u would hit it......


Geatin did u call her yet?

[gixxerboy1]

Happens to me all the time.


Next time, and the next step, is to utilize that attraction a girl for you, and the fact that she's chasing you, and turn it into more attraction. People want what they can't have. You not responding how she expected you to respond is actually a technique pick up artists use.

The only problem with you calling her tomorrow is that the flow is now shifted. It's now you going after HER, not HER going after you.

You gotta shift it back bro. And quick if you want anything out of this.

Women will do crazy things when they want a particular guy. You just don't see it often because most guys are jokes and flops, and they have no idea how to deal with women other than that bullsh!it over-complimenting and chasing they call their "game".

Trust me, I'm a bouncer. It's my job to watch over clowns like that.

i've banged more girls and married a 10 but not playing the bs games you are talking about.

[underworldmagic]

what happened with the phone call mate?

[stack_it]

He called her and they met up for dinner. Everything went well until she turned out to be a serial killer. ****** almost got away but he was no match for her superior speed and butcher knife.

Remember sometimes things are too good to be true.....

[Gaspari1255]

Call went welll-she is hosting some type of cheerleading funraiser/event at a bar in NYC. I'm gonna go there and support her, hopefully my support gets my c0ck in her arse.

[underworldmagic]

Call went welll-she is hosting some type of cheerleading funraiser/event at a bar in NYC. I'm gonna go there and support her, hopefully my support gets my c0ck in her arse.

Well done mate, happy for you. Don't fvck it up this time (no pressure lol). Will you be posting a pic of this beauty?

[Deltasaurus]

So tonight I was reminiscing about this previous summer and something stuck me like a fvkcing lightning bolt.

I met this girl who worked at the same restaurant that I did. She was about a 9.5/10. She had this sexy mosaic skin, kind of like the color you would see on a 48 ft yacht. She had this god damn Indian woven hair, similar to Pochahontas. Her ass was fvcking GIGANTIC. She had the kind of ass on her that could turn DSM straight (in all seriousness). She had all her shit together, had a 4.0 and attended NYU, also was the head captain of her cheerleading squad..

She would flirt with me non stop, joke around by saying "when are you taking me out to dinner", basically wanted my c*ck 110%. How did I react? I didn't give her the time of the day. I barely even spoke to her, had absolutely no intrest. She was just about perfect and I wanted NOTHING to do with her. Why? Because I am a fvcking asshole.

I guess the old cat string theory is really true. If you dangle a toy with a string on it in front of the cat, it goes crazy trying to get it. If you lay the string on the ground, the cat wants nothing to do with it.



Welllll, I am about 15 miles from NYU at my school and I haven't heard from her in over a month. She is getting a phone call tomorrow, but of course its gonna be too late. Why was I so god damn stupid!?!!???!!? Someone kick me in the nuts next time you see me

i know how u can fix this and put the ball back in or near your court

[underworldmagic]

i know how u can fix this and put the ball back in or near your court

Please share your tips :-)

[Friend]

Call went welll-she is hosting some type of cheerleading funraiser/event at a bar in NYC. I'm gonna go there and support her, hopefully my support gets my c0ck in her arse.

Nice bro. Good luck

[lovbyts]

i know how u can fix this and put the ball back in or near your court

Remember she was interested in you because you weren't that interested in her so dont be over zealous this time. Be supportive but help other people, other girls more without hitting on them but don't pay her to much attention and she will be all over you.

[ranging1]

go son go!!!!!!!!!!!

[jbm]

[lovbyts]

jbm, you dont like women do you? hahahaha

You must have one HELL of a collection of pictures to be able to put up so many all the time.