NewYear, beer bloat is a bitch

[BigMike J]

Fucking NewYears man, I fucked up when i left for the clubs without getting drunk first. Now i have the worst case of beer bloat ever. I feel like a fucking beachball. I look like a severely starved person who has a case of swolen stomach. Anybody else feeling my pain?

[painintheazz]

Ya, I had to work late so I didn't get to pre-game as much as I should have. But nothing a little Dbol before the club doesn't fix. Probably the worst thing I could do, but it feels so good to be all rock hard when girls are all touching up on you. I love being young and dumb...

Pain

[BigMike J]

I hear that bro, although i can' allow the ladies to touch me when my woman is around