I was lucky enough to get front row center for Metallica on tuesday in Dallas and it was a great show but mid way through the show the prick behind me whipped his dick out and pissed on my seat and subsequently on me...was it worth it?
Well...lets just put it this way...this was my 5th time to see metallica, it was half way over and there was no way someone was gonna piss on me and get away with it...also...my autographed program was in the seat...


From the start...when i felt the sprinkling...i was like...there is no way someone just pissed on me...then the guy next to me leaned over and said...hey...that guy just pissed in your seat...
DUDE!!...i was so fvcking pissed off for being pissed on...the guy sees my reaction...is like...man...its cool...its cool...
So i grabbed the fvcker by his belt and shirt collar(he was behind me and above me by like 3 feet) and i tossed his a$$ over the rail into the General Admission area and then jumped over after him...I got 2 licks in and by that time security was all in my $hit...
Long story short...the guy got tossed, a trip to the hospital and then to the county jail for PI and battery...I only missed 2 songs, AND i didn't even get a warning or nothing...
Worst part was loosing my autographs