Why does DSM4Life feel the need to constantly flaunt his utter and complete gayness?

[Shol'va]

Clearly you're hitting on him

Wrong, but if that is what you think then I can't change your opinion now can I. I was just reading this thread by the Abominator and read the other inputs and thought I'd put in my 2 cents. Apparently they were misconstrued.
Oh well I should have put in a whole dollar. My Bad However now that I think about it...I feel that you might be experiencing some jealousy issues when it comes to DSM. HUMMMMM

[Shol'va]

Clearly you're hitting on him

After giving your accusation some thought, maybe you were right. Maybe I was hitting on him. Maybe I want him in the worst way....standing up in a hammock. But I digress lol

[DSM4Life]

No need to fight over me. There is plenty for everyone.

[vanduhl]

After giving your accusation some thought, maybe you were right. Maybe I was hitting on him. Maybe I want him in the worst way....standing up in a hammock. But I digress lol

[Shol'va]

Well its like this, a noob comes on to the site (me), reading the forum threads and leaves some comments and questions and immediately gets accused of hitting on DSM. I don't even know the guy. No offense there DSM, I'm sure your a fine outstanding person with great moral terpitude. I think that is a word, but anyhow, How am I supposed to react??? I am starting to feel like It's a dog eat dog world in this forum and I'm wearing milk bone underwear!

[calgarian]

holy crap what did I miss????

[vanduhl]

Well its like this, a noob comes on to the site (me), reading the forum threads and leaves some comments and questions and immediately gets accused of hitting on DSM. I don't even know the guy. No offense there DSM, I'm sure your a fine outstanding person with great moral terpitude. I think that is a word, but anyhow, How am I supposed to react??? I am starting to feel like It's a dog eat dog world in this forum and I'm wearing milk bone underwear!

yo if ur gay then ur gay....whatev bro...i like yogurt up my ass with a popsicle stick.....no ones judgin u man

[DSM4Life]

bro...i like yogurt up my ass with a popsicle stick.....no ones judgin u man

I thought I was the only one !!!

[Shol'va]

Well I did learn something here and that is on this forum you defintely have to watch what you say, how you say what you say, when you say how you say what you say. Where you say when you say what you say. Just sayin. Otherwise what you say might be misconstrued as leaning a little left or right of center. And being labeled what you aren't. and forget about trying to deny it here. The pit bulls are out. So if you want to believe I'm gay hey go for it.
Starting to feel like Rodney Dangerfield
Calls me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife...hey I dont get no respect
It's a joke don't take it personally

[vanduhl]

Well I did learn something here and that is on this forum you defintely have to watch what you say, how you say what you say, when you say how you say what you say. Where you say when you say what you say. Just sayin. Otherwise what you say might be misconstrued as leaning a little left or right of center. And being labeled what you aren't. and forget about trying to deny it here. The pit bulls are out. So if you want to believe I'm gay hey go for it.
Starting to feel like Rodney Dangerfield
Calls me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife...hey I dont get no respect
It's a joke don't take it personally

you're rationalizing.....

[LatissimusaurousRex]

After giving your accusation some thought, maybe you were right. Maybe I was hitting on him. Maybe I want him in the worst way....standing up in a hammock. But I digress lol

I'm funnier than you

[Shol'va]

you're rationalizing.....

Rationalizing:
1. To make Rational
2. To Interpret from a rational standpoint
3. To Devise self satisfying but incorrect reasons for (ones behavior)
Whoa don't like that one
4. To apply logic or reason to something

Hey 3 out of 4 ain't bad

[vanduhl]

I'm funnier than you

i think a lotta ppl are funnier than him....

[Shol'va]

i think a lotta ppl are funnier than him....

Hey, it's a tough crowd around here. What do you expect for free?

[LatissimusaurousRex]

Hey, it's a tough crowd around here. What do you expect for free?

you can start by getting off your soapbox

[Shol'va]

you can start by getting off your soapbox

So what are you trying to say...
That I not dealing from a full deck?
My elevator doesn't stop on all floors?
My lights are on but the windows are all open?
I'm 2 Burritos shy of a combo platter?
My Draw bridge doesn't go all the way down?
A few fries short of a happy meal?
My breads not quite done?
A few bricks shy of a load?

[Shol'va]

you can start by getting off your soapbox

Actually I wasn't familiar with that term and had to look it up. after reading about it.......Never Mind

[Shol'va]

Hey DSM and all did you ever have one of those days?
Take me for instance. I as a newbie to this forum was checking it out and making friends and influencing folks, but had to leave for the Bloomingdales 3 hour sheet sale. Well, I'm on the way up to the store as giddy as a little girl thinking all about sheets, thread counts, whether to get percale, satin, flannel? But I quickly scratched flannel off the list after thinking about all those big burley mean lesbians fighting over flannel, not to mention my fear of possibly ending up wearing my testicles as earrings and possibly losing the use of one eye! So flannel was off my radar.Well I get up tp the store and they tell me that there is no sale that day. Could have knocked me over with a feather. So I get back home and reread the ad in the paper. Turns out it wasn't bloomingdales after all having the sale, it was Bloom and Dales Pet Store.
And it wasn't a 3 hour sheet sale it was a 3 day Shitzu sale. I feel like a twit.
And how was your evening?

[DSM4Life]

Hey DSM and all did you ever have one of those days?
Take me for instance. I as a newbie to this forum was checking it out and making friends and influencing folks, but had to leave for the Bloomingdales 3 hour sheet sale. Well, I'm on the way up to the store as giddy as a little girl thinking all about sheets, thread counts, whether to get percale, satin, flannel? But I quickly scratched flannel off the list after thinking about all those big burley mean lesbians fighting over flannel, not to mention my fear of possibly ending up wearing my testicles as earrings and possibly losing the use of one eye! So flannel was off my radar.Well I get up tp the store and they tell me that there is no sale that day. Could have knocked me over with a feather. So I get back home and reread the ad in the paper. Turns out it wasn't bloomingdales after all having the sale, it was Bloom and Dales Pet Store.
And it wasn't a 3 hour sheet sale it was a 3 day Shitzu sale. I feel like a twit.
And how was your evening?

I had that happen. I read that the mall was giving away free boys from 12-4 PM. So I grabbed my keys and rushed up there only to find out they were giving away free toys for Xmas.

Sucks.


Day is going good. You ?

[Shol'va]

If I was any better I'd be twins

[DSM4Life]

If I was any better I'd be twins

twin brothers?

[Shol'va]

twin brothers?

I've been accused of being a sister, but yes twin brothers.

[Shol'va]

You know even though I am new to this forum, most people on here probably know me . I used to be a male model... I modeled socks..on the radio

[DSM4Life]

You know even though I am new to this forum, most people on here probably know me . I used to be a male model... I modeled socks..on the radio

Sham-wow ?

[Shol'va]

No, he's my cousin

[DSM4Life]

No, he's my cousin

I wear a sock on my junk if I go tanning.

[Shol'va]

I put junk in my socks when my drawers are full.

[vanduhl]

u guys r really hitting it off

[Shol'va]

Me feels like someone is suffering from a little Cranial Rectal Inversion

[DSM4Life]

u guys r really hitting it off

We had anal in a past life.

[Shol'va]

We had anal in a past life.

Yep now its mostly lip service. Little oral annies.