do you own....

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 11:20 AM

right...im ready for few replys as this isnt about ass, tits, fanny or even balls for some members.

but...just wondering how many of you guys own any sort of reptile as a pet, snakes, lizzards, frogs whatever?

im looking into geting a bearded dragon (lizard) does anyone own one of these??
also what do you think of these sort of animals as pets??

**calgarian** · 10-20-2009, 11:21 AM

i have a kid does that count ???

**Mooseman33** · 10-20-2009, 11:27 AM

i had a bearded dragon bro...

what a stupid fvkin animal..my ex wanted one so i got it for her..

again, what a stupid pet. they have no personality, they just sit there.
then crickets get loose in the house..

dont do it man, they suck..........

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 11:29 AM

certainly does.

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Mooseman33

i had a bearded dragon bro...

what a stupid fvkin animal..my ex wanted one so i got it for her..

again, what a stupid pet. they have no personality, they just sit there.
then crickets get loose in the house..

dont do it man, they suck..........

haha really??

there made out to be good.
had anymore lizards...i just dont want to have to get an iggy

**calgarian** · 10-20-2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by dangerous dan

certainly does.

thats y i like to hit in the pooper.....no chance of pregnancy

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

thats y i like to hit in the pooper.....no chance of pregnancy

your a good guy...you have a reason for everything, even shagging fattys

**Kratos** · 10-20-2009, 11:40 AM

my roomie had one in college, when they get big enough, you have to buy them mice all the time. It can be a pain in the ass. And the ****er just sits in a big fish tank.

Get a dog

**Hazard** · 10-20-2009, 11:51 AM

I had a Black & White Argentinian Tegu - grow up to 5 or 6 feet long I believe..... I had him for a couple years and then gave him to someone who had a huge set up for big reptiles. He got big..... his food became rather expensive. He started on crickets and mashed food..... then progressed to frozen baby mice..... the young mice..... then adult mice..... then I read that once he was big enough he'd need frozen rats and rabbits..... I couldn't afford that at the time LOL. He was a gift from a girlfriend at the time.....

IMO..... don't get one. If it turns out to be nasty...... it'll be the worst pet of all time.....

~Haz~

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 12:14 PM

My cousin had one. If he didn't take it out every day then it would get mean and bite.
waste of time

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 12:19 PM

ahhh thanks lads........

**stack_it** · 10-20-2009, 12:23 PM

I have a trouser snake. It's fully grown now at around 8 inches and knows a few tricks. Seems to spit up this milky fluid alot tho. Especially when being petted. I would get rid of it but I'm quite attatched to the little fvcker.

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I have a trouser snake. It's fully grown now at around 8 inches and knows a few tricks. Seems to spit up this milky fluid alot tho. Especially when being petted. I would get rid of it but I'm quite attatched to the little fvcker.

hahaha good one, im suprised the rest were so slow with that one lol

**CHUCKYthentic** · 10-20-2009, 12:34 PM

i use to have a corn snake man, loved him. got him when he was a baby, had him for 2 years. played with him a lot so he was very use to being handled and i had no problems with him, very calm. they dont grow to be too big but they re beautiful reptiles. he died suddenly, no idea why

a buddy of mine has a python and that b!tch is just getting too big and too strong. im not a fan of em, plus he feeds her huge rats now. says he might have to feed her rabbit and even chickens soon. dont know if hes kidding or not lol

look into some corn snakes bro, u might like em

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-20-2009, 12:55 PM

We have a 15-20 foot Tiger Reticulated Python......she's awesome...too big for one person to move her around now though pretty much. She likes big rabbits....hard to get her to eat chickens....she doesn't like them for some reason

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 01:00 PM

nice. im wanting somthing couldnt handle anything that grew that big mind

**CHUCKYthentic** · 10-20-2009, 01:00 PM

HOLY HELL Ruhl 15-20 foot!?!? f that! she'd scare the hell out of me eventhough im sure she pretty calm. what size of tank do keep her in?

**chuckt12345** · 10-20-2009, 01:06 PM

they suk, roomate had one, got loose and lost for a whole week,, woke up one night with the fuker crawlin over my head,, threw it against the wall and ran away screamin like a little girl. The same as above they have no personality and are pointless

**Mooseman33** · 10-20-2009, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

We have a 15-20 foot Tiger Reticulated Python......she's awesome...too big for one person to move her around now though pretty much. She likes big rabbits....hard to get her to eat chickens....she doesn't like them for some reason

unless u live in a fvking zoo u should not be allowed to have a reptile that big..
that fvker is going to eat someone..

**CHUCKYthentic** · 10-20-2009, 01:10 PM

hahahahahahahaha

those last 2 posts hahaha

chuckt, serioulsy man i swear if that happened to me i prob would have accidently shot that damn snake

**chuckt12345** · 10-20-2009, 01:10 PM

yea i got a python to ,, its about 1'-20' long

**chuckt12345** · 10-20-2009, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic

hahahahahahahaha

those last 2 posts hahaha

chuckt, serioulsy man i swear if that happened to me i prob would have accidently shot that damn snake

use to tell that story all the time,, i was dreamin of roaches crawlin on my face or something then i woke up and the thing was walkin off my head. My fkn roomate was into all that crap with lizards and shite,, i personally never got them but whatever.

**Hazard** · 10-20-2009, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Mooseman33

unless u live in a fvking zoo u should not be allowed to have a reptile that big..
that fvker is going to eat someone..

LMFAO this is why ruhl never has girlfriends..... he invites them over and the snake gets em before he does.....

A buddy of mine has a water monitor..... f*ckin thing was like an alligator..... HUGE

~Haz~

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 01:29 PM

can i ask a question, how comes ruhl gets bashed in every thread? every post i see of his, someone bashes him a couple posts later lol. and ruhl how does a thing that big move? unless its just chucked out on your back yard ?????

**Hazard** · 10-20-2009, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by dangerous dan

can i ask a question, how comes ruhl gets bashed in every thread? every post i see of his, someone bashes him a couple posts later lol. and ruhl how does a thing that big move? unless its just chucked out on your back yard ?????

I believe the source of his bashings come from dukkit's whore thread..... I just carry the tradition.

He's a cool dude tho..... it may not seem like it all the time..... but people do like him - Especially Calgarian

~Haz~

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 01:42 PM

ahhh thanks for the enlightment on that one HAZ ....bashing ruhl must be some kind of trend im missing ....

**DSM4Life** · 10-20-2009, 02:36 PM

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-20-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by CHUCKYthentic

HOLY HELL Ruhl 15-20 foot!?!? f that! she'd scare the hell out of me eventhough im sure she pretty calm. what size of tank do keep her in?

yea she's nice....never tried to bite me...and i've had her head in my face carrying her around before. The tank is huge, not like room sized huge, but huge nonetheless.

Originally Posted by Mooseman33

unless u live in a fvking zoo u should not be allowed to have a reptile that big..
that fvker is going to eat someone..

wow you're such an american

Originally Posted by Hazard

LMFAO this is why ruhl never has girlfriends..... he invites them over and the snake gets em before he does.....

A buddy of mine has a water monitor..... f*ckin thing was like an alligator..... HUGE

~Haz~

Lol....she's never even bit anyone....tried to bit my brother ONCE....he was just being complacent though, you could tell she was getting riled up...and that means leave her the **** alone

Monitors are fricken cool!! you can take 'em for walks lol

Originally Posted by dangerous dan

can i ask a question, how comes ruhl gets bashed in every thread? every post i see of his, someone bashes him a couple posts later lol. and ruhl how does a thing that big move? unless its just chucked out on your back yard ?????

they're all just douchebags....
she can cruise along pretty fast outside...when we got her she took off like lightening when we let her out of her bag.....was halfway to the barn before anyone realized it.

**Tesla** · 10-20-2009, 03:32 PM

I have a brother who keeps sugar gliders....it's actually a marsupial....not a reptile or anything like that....but still cool.

**Mooseman33** · 10-20-2009, 03:41 PM

fvk that ruhl. this isnt about being an american, this is about common sense.
if that dinosaur gets out and eats a kid it will be on ur families ass.

20 foot snake, are u kidding me man, that thing is a man eating machine.

i lil girl got killed by a snake here in florida months ago, ur snake can eat a pro football player...

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 03:49 PM

sounds 1 crazy snake, dont no if i could have a snake...goes through me when people chuck them live rabits and shit

**DCannon** · 10-20-2009, 03:53 PM

I have a ball python. Awesome, tame snake. Doesn't grow very big, maybe 3 or 4 feet.
Eats prekilled mice or rats.
Come in lots of colors.

**stack_it** · 10-20-2009, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mooseman33

fvk that ruhl. this isnt about being an american, this is about common sense.
if that dinosaur gets out and eats a kid it will be on ur families ass.

20 foot snake, are u kidding me man, that thing is a man eating machine.

i lil girl got killed by a snake here in florida months ago, ur snake can eat a pro football player...

Lmao

Headline: 20' snake eats 300lb lineman

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-20-2009, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by Mooseman33

fvk that ruhl. this isnt about being an american, this is about common sense.
if that dinosaur gets out and eats a kid it will be on ur families ass.

20 foot snake, are u kidding me man, that thing is a man eating machine.

i lil girl got killed by a snake here in florida months ago, ur snake can eat a pro football player...

lol...dude she couldn't eat anything bigger than an infant....these snakes CAN get 35 plus feet....THEN she could eat deer and shit....

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-20-2009, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by DCannon

I have a ball python. Awesome, tame snake. Doesn't grow very big, maybe 3 or 4 feet.
Eats prekilled mice or rats.
Come in lots of colors.

i wanted a couple of these...but i wanted the badass morphs i could make money on....and good god they're expensive....6-8k for a pair

**Flagg** · 10-20-2009, 05:57 PM

Rhul, from your reckoning its probably unconstitutional for the average american not to own anything like a Komodo Dragon or pet Tiger.

Anyways DD, ive owned many pets in the past. Lizards/reptiles are indeed very cool. They need lots of space, so you'll need a big tank, and they need special requirements like certain UV light, temperature and so on and so need a lot of attention. That being said they can turn into a cool hobby but like Moose said, if you feed them crickets, there is a HIGH chance of crickets escaping and they will make a lot of noise at night when you're trynna sleep :S

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-20-2009, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by Flagg

Rhul, from your reckoning its probably unconstitutional for the average american not to own anything like a Komodo Dragon or pet Tiger.

yea pretty much....you'd have to have quite the setup for either of those though

**DOM6** · 10-20-2009, 07:35 PM

I have a rabbit
My kids love her, she is the best low maintenance thing aroung

**lovbyts** · 10-20-2009, 08:03 PM

I had 2 LARGE iguanas but they are gone now

I had a ball python for 17 years until while I was on vacation my house keeper left my heat off during December and she died, the snake

I now have a Ball python that is a little over a year old.
A bearded dragon that is about 3 yrs old

DONT feed your poor snake pre killed mice. Give them live mice please, they like them much better and it more fun. Also the ball pythons really really like an occasional like gerbil, they are sort of a delicacy.

The bearded dragon just feed it crickets, live of course.

I have also had a tarantula (I hate spiders), rats (rats are smart) and various other reptiles over the years.

Cats are fine OUTSIDE, dogs only if you have several acres for then to run free...Birds, NO fvckn way.....

**RuhlFreak55** · 10-20-2009, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I had 2 LARGE iguanas but they are gone now

I had a ball python for 17 years until while I was on vacation my house keeper left my heat off during December and she died, the snake

I now have a Ball python that is a little over a year old.
A bearded dragon that is about 3 yrs old

DONT feed your poor snake pre killed mice. Give them live mice please, they like them much better and it more fun. Also the ball pythons really really like an occasional like gerbil, they are sort of a delicacy.

The bearded dragon just feed it crickets, live of course.

I have also had a tarantula (I hate spiders), rats (rats are smart) and various other reptiles over the years.

Cats are fine OUTSIDE, dogs only if you have several acres for then to run free...Birds, NO fvckn way.....

we don't have anywhere around to get rabbits big enough live to feed Terry (that's the snake's name)...and don't like to feed her live roosters cuz those damn spurs

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