Worst place you had a hard on you couldn't hide?

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 11:57 AM

At my desk, som new clients came in and I had to stand up and shake their hands. I made it even more obvious trying to stay all bent over and trying to act like I was trying to fix my pants....

**Hazard** · 10-20-2009, 12:00 PM

~Haz~

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard;4913***

~Haz~

LOL.. I'm on a test cycle man, I can't hardly keep the fella down.

**elpropiotorvic** · 10-20-2009, 12:02 PM

At aa community center i was volunteering for a summer camp with preeschoolers and we serÃ© in the pools and one of the hottest counselors had the best camel toe Ever so that started but not quite bonet but then one of the little ones pulled her bathing suit by accident.. Nipple slip and me

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by elpropiotorvic

At aa community center i was volunteering for a summer camp with preeschoolers and we serÃ© in the pools and one of the hottest counselors had the best camel toe Ever so that started but not quite bonet but then one of the little ones pulled her bathing suit by accident.. Nipple slip and me

Nipple slips are the best!

**elpropiotorvic** · 10-20-2009, 12:13 PM

Yes sir they are

**higherdesire** · 10-20-2009, 12:16 PM

at this thread

**Hazard** · 10-20-2009, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by elpropiotorvic

At aa community center i was volunteering for a summer camp with preeschoolers and we serÃ© in the pools and one of the hottest counselors had the best camel toe Ever so that started but not quite bonet but then one of the little ones pulled her bathing suit by accident.. Nipple slip and me

Might wanna clarify that the "little one" pulled the counselors bathing suit down.... and not her own.....

~Haz~

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Might wanna clarify that the "little one" pulled the counselors bathing suit down.... and not her own.....

~Haz~

LOL... I didn't even think of that Haz... What's on your mind?

**elpropiotorvic** · 10-20-2009, 12:20 PM

Yeah the counsellor's man she is one peace of fine ass

**redz** · 10-20-2009, 12:21 PM

I have had an ackward moment before at a resort in Cuba, I had a raging hardon out of no where and I couldnt get out of the water. Good times lol.

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 12:22 PM

You can't get rid of those in the water! The motions just keep it going and going and.....

**elpropiotorvic** · 10-20-2009, 12:23 PM

Ever had one giving a speech or presentation?

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by elpropiotorvic

Ever had one giving a speech or presentation?

Not yet, but I sure hope to hell that never happens.

My old boss had one on his retirement party when he was giving his goodbye speech. You could tell he was so emberassed.

**elpropiotorvic** · 10-20-2009, 12:29 PM

I had one... In front of old ppl but the fella was up not sideways and not full blown

**stack_it** · 10-20-2009, 12:31 PM

I normally wear boxer briefs so you can't really see them that well. I usually just act like there not there. I think trying to hide em draws more attention to it

**dangerous dan** · 10-20-2009, 12:36 PM

on a public bus...walking down the isle wearing tracksuit bottoms....unmissable

**Monster87** · 10-20-2009, 12:38 PM

Looking at my best friends girlfriend at the swimming pool a couple of summers ago

, I tried to hide it but he saw

. We later got in a fight and I ended up having to whip his ass (didn't feel to good about it, with him being about 5'10 150 lol).

**CHUCKYthentic** · 10-20-2009, 12:42 PM

oh man this is great!

i use to be a lifeguard and we would open our pool at 5am (indoor) and i would alwaaays get morning wood on stand or chillin in the office

one time my boss came to relieve me and i was about 3/4ths fully cocked! only had board shorts on too, no liner! they re not too easy for me to hide either. i just stauled and talked to her for a bit and it went away. i was nervous as hell tho.... she was kinda hot too

**xnotoriousx** · 10-20-2009, 12:46 PM

lol at this thread

Worst place for me to have a boner is anywhere but where my girlfriend is at.

Which has been happining a lot since starting cycle

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 12:46 PM

There was a lifeguard on stand at a waterpark that I went to and he actually had it out whacking it. I went and got a supervisor and they had the guy arrested and gave us a full refund. It worked out great because we bought the tickets with coupons so they actually paid us to be there. Pissed m off though, my kids were on that ride.

**CHUCKYthentic** · 10-20-2009, 12:48 PM

haha damn that is horrible what a sick fvck, prob a pedifile

**CHUCKYthentic** · 10-20-2009, 12:51 PM

oh ya we use to have this homeless guy stand outside of the chainlink fence one summer at my pool always strokin his boner. he would wear spandex bike shorts too!

i always had to go tell him too leave or we were gonna call the cops. i was always afraid he was gonna try to touch me with it haha

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 12:54 PM

Some guy used to stroke it behind a fence while watching a girls softball team practice. Once we saw him he took off and got in his car but we cut him off and well, lets just say he was in some pain for a while.

**Hazard** · 10-20-2009, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

at this thread

~Haz~

**OH REALLY** · 10-20-2009, 01:56 PM

this is funny

**kalspic** · 10-20-2009, 02:25 PM

9th grade year, standing saying the pledge... akward

**DSM4Life** · 10-20-2009, 02:34 PM

High School religion class. Went to the bathroom and took care of it. I loved religion class.

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 02:41 PM

DSM, I was expecting something a little more exciting from you.....

**calgarian** · 10-20-2009, 03:11 PM

trying doing deadlifts with a hard on....I love/hate caber

**DSM4Life** · 10-20-2009, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by jccnewbie

DSM, I was expecting something a little more exciting from you.....

If you come over tonight I'm sure I'll have a more exciting story tomorrow.

**jccnewbie** · 10-20-2009, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

If you come over tonight I'm sure I'll have a more exciting story tomorrow.

Your about 3000 miles to far....

**powerful intelligent** · 10-20-2009, 03:54 PM

I was starting dance class with my then girlfriend. I admitted to her i liked women with toned powerful legs and nice behinds. the first couple of dates i really could not tell what kind of shape she was in because she was always coming from work and she had to dress up there. Anyway on the first night in dance class she wore this tight skirt that was slightly above her knees. I saw her instantly and literaly I went from 0 to 60 in like a minute. I had to dance with her with my hard on all lesson and she just laughed.

**higherdesire** · 10-20-2009, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by powerful intelligent

I was starting dance class with my then girlfriend. I admitted to her i liked women with toned powerful legs and nice behinds. the first couple of dates i really could not tell what kind of shape she was in because she was always coming from work and she had to dress up there. Anyway on the first night in dance class she wore this tight skirt that was slightly above her knees. I saw her instantly and literaly I went from 0 to 60 in like a minute. I had to dance with her with my hard on all lesson and she just laughed.

You had already had sex with her and seen her naked BEFORE you took dance lessons, right? Please say yes.

**Hazard** · 10-20-2009, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

You had already had sex with her and seen her naked BEFORE you took dance lessons, right? Please say yes.

LMFAO! I was thinking that EXACT thing......

~Haz~

**higherdesire** · 10-20-2009, 05:52 PM

great minds....

**DSM4Life** · 10-20-2009, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by jccnewbie

Your about 3000 miles to far....

Would it be worth the trip ?

**TJ09** · 10-20-2009, 07:22 PM

at the gym saw this hot couger and kept getting a chub on and had to keep adjusting it well i wanted to go see if i could get her number or make a coffee date, so i waited for the chub to subside and when it did i went over and talked to her just told her she had a great body and she started blushing, anyways the chub came back right when i was talking to her so i bent over a little and put my hands on my kness trying to hide it lol. Whenever i see a hot girl i wanna ask out I do it I hate the feeling of when you dont and regret it thats the worst feeling i'd rather take a shot and have them say no, then not try at all.

**Bojangles69** · 10-20-2009, 07:36 PM

The treadmill.

I get them all the fvckn time and its embarassing cause the MORE you run the more your shorts rub and the harder it usually gets.
I uusally just turn it down to a walking pace and start akwardly looking around to see if anyones staring at my crotch.

**lovbyts** · 10-20-2009, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by elpropiotorvic

At aa community center i was volunteering for a summer camp with preeschoolers and we serÃ© in the pools and one of the hottest counselors had the best camel toe Ever so that started but not quite bonet but then one of the little ones pulled her bathing suit by accident.. Nipple slip and me

Yeah but you forgot to mention the counselor was only 5th grader herself.

Counselor in training. So what where you really doing there????

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