Practical Jokes

[CBGB]

I like to unscrew peoples showerheads and place lemon jolly ranchers in them. But I've recently been discovered. I need a new trademark practical joke. Nothing painful, just good old jokes.

[higherdesire]

Call information and look up Borden Dairies 800 number, take a message for anyone you know and write on it, "elsie called" then hang around when they call the Bordens milk company and ask for elsie (thier mascot cow) it can get pretty good. I used to do it arounf the office a couple of times a year.

[DEE151]

put a box of jello mix in the toilet.

[Monster87]

Nair in your ex-girlfriends shampoo bottle

[CBGB]

put a box of jello mix in the toilet.

In the tank?

Will it jell up without being cooled?

[Monster87]

Much better to take a shit in the back part of the toilet.

[feeldapump89]

Much better to take a shit in the back part of the toilet.

I had a buddy who always did this at parties that dirty little fuker

[DOM6]

change there laundry soap with high considerate dish soap,lol
bubbles everywhere,

take a fire extinguisher and let it out in someones muffler, when they start the car, it fogs out everywhere

mail your buddy a condom and put a note in there that says " Nobody has to know, call me lets have a goodtime, Mike - then put a number you know that he doesnt on there, see if he calls, LMAO

put vasoline under all the door handles

video tape your bathroom for like 10 mins with no movement in there, then have all your buddies comeover, when one goes into the bathroom and is in there for a long time,when he/she comes out play the video on your tv of the bathroom, and say , thats gross, he/ she will think you were watching them the whole time.

[stack_it]

Fill the bottom of the dishwasher with dish soap and turn it on before you leave.

Go to there room and put all the clothes from the closet under the bed

[Tjohn6231]

Jack off on their food........just kiddin.I saw that on the ultimate fighter. A dude cummed on another guys sushi, and the guy ate it without knowing. Fvcked up......

[Bojangles69]

Umm we use to do the garbage can full of water at the dorms.

You fill it up and lean it against the door (the doors open inward at school) so when they wake up and try to leave, they get about 30 gallons of water all over the place.

We use to go around hitting room after room up doing that shit.

[CHUCKYthentic]

when i lived in the dorms my 1st year of college me and 1 of my roommates propped a huge, i dont know maybe 30 gallon or more, trash can up against the door filled with water and leftover warm beer of our neighbors (girls) room, knocked and went back to our room

all we heard was a loud ass WTF and a few screams! haha when they opened the door all the water and beer rushed into their room. they never knew it was us. theie floor was wet for like a week and i dont recall the smell ever going away

[Older lifter]

empty out the water in there steam iron and fill it with piss,,,,,works great...... for you that is, the smell of burning piss is terrible

[Monster87]

Inspired from "Rescue Me":
Empty out someones moisturizer bottle and fill it with fake tanner... This will lead to either an orange face if you're pranking a woman or an orange dick if you're pranking a guy, so it's win-win.

[Monster87]

btw dennis leary is a talentless ****