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    Wierd Sayings Thread

    I just read that P diddy grabbed a scooby snack off the jagged edge while he up jumped the boogy to the rhythm of the boogity beat, you dig? AP has it that he hibbit to the hibbity hop, yeah? nawI'msayin?

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    mamma always said life was like a box of chocolates, never know what u gonna get

    (damn i hope thats what we re lookin for here)

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    aint no thang but a chicken wang bro

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    Shoot I am smiling like a jackass eating cocaburs right now man!

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    That dude was shakin like a dog shittin persimmon

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    the dingo ate my baby

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    ^^^lol

    Man that dude is down like four flat tires

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    It's better to be lazy than tired!!!!

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    stick it in my rear

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    peace and chicken grease...

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    i love you????

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    its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

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    you're so broke you couldnt buy the steam off of a hotdog

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    i wouldn't piss on him/her if they were on fire.

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    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

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    EB, that is factual truth and it is irrefutable. Nothing wierd about that one bro, but nice contribution though. Thanks.

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    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

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    You can't have your cake and eat it too

    Can someone explain why I can't, what is the point of having a cake if I can't eat it?

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    I think the cheese fell off your cracker, homey

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    Are picking up what I am putting down?

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    I'm sweatin' like a whore sitting in church.

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    It's hotter than two field mice ****ing in a sock.

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    Fo shizzle

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    Its on like donkeykong.....beeyotch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by energizer bunny View Post
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
    pulp fiction.... good shit.
    love that bit...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar View Post
    pulp fiction.... good shit.
    love that bit...........
    The Bible

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar View Post
    pulp fiction.... good shit.
    love that bit...........
    Correct!!


    Quote Originally Posted by CBGB View Post
    The Bible
    I didnt get it from the bible LOL...

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    i knew he wouldnt got it from the bible lol............

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i love you????
    You couldn't get laid in a $2 whore house with a fist full of 50's.....

    ~Haz~

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    ^^^^ lol.

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    you couldnt get laid if you were the warden in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons!

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    you couldnt get laid if you were the warden in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons!


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    as gay as 3 guys in a 2 man tent.

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