tame any animal?

[CHUCKYthentic]

Alright, if you could tame ANY animal or creature, what have you, other than a domestic pet like a cat or dog, to be your personal pet, friend, slave, whatever you re in to, which animal would you choose and why?



you can pretty much train them to do or be anything you want out of them

NOTE: no fictional animals! so no unicorns guys, sorry...

oh and also this is not intened to be gross, so no sex slaves! i saw how that mechanical blowjob thread played out

[RuhlFreak55]

Reticulated Python.......or a Dragon (sorry I think they're real)

[CHUCKYthentic]

haha ok, and why? what would be your purpose with this animal?

[drdeath613]

werewolf would be a good pet if it was a female werewolf cuz ud have the best of both worlds a beast to defend u while u sleep and a sex slave when its human form

and befor u say its fictional

whos to say people who have hypertrichosis may in fact be decedents from the real thing and have over so much time and breeding have diluted there gene pool and thats all that remains of werewolfs

[CHUCKYthentic]

hahahahahah! only reason im gonna accept that answer is because of the way u justified it.... BUT NO ONE ELSE LOL

[lovbyts]

Lion or better yet a Ligar. HUGE cat.

[Friend]

T-Rex

[*El Diablo*]

Bengal Tiger.

[thetank]

i always thought having a pet sloth would be cool. teach it to crack your beers and shit. how cool would that be.

[DSM4Life]

i could tame Rulh

[elpropiotorvic]

^^ lmao .... Prob a gorilla...

[MaNiCC]

Energizer........ seriously a wolf, big dog lover and they say every dog is 99% wolf

[energizer bunny]

id tame flys.....then id strap mini cameras to them and send them off on a fany hunt...changing rooms....sunbed shops....swimming baths...gyms etc........and theyd be trained to only look for females so no unwanted video footage...

[*El Diablo*]

I would love to tame the animal in my pants, but that aint happening soon.

[energizer bunny]

Energizer........ seriously a wolf, big dog lover and they say every dog is 99% wolf

[MaNiCC]

Saw your name at the bottom........ was meant to read energizers girl

[energizer bunny]

LOL......i was wondering what was going on..haha

[Mooseman33]

silver back...

them fvkers will rip ur arms off. fvk having to carry a firearm, let ur silver back ride shotgun with a shotgun..

yeah, def. a silver back

[*RAGE*]

I would love to tame the animal in my pants, but that aint happening soon.

I have the same problem, but I beat the hell out of it three times a day...its not tame but he loves when i do that......(wish my wife was more like that)

[*RAGE*]

I tamed J431S, the monkey ****er, so where is my cookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[*El Diablo*]

I have the same problem, but I beat the hell out of it three times a day...its not tame but he loves when i do that......(wish my wife was more like that)

LOL... I have mine on a leach. For incase it tries to escape+

[Mooseman33]

I tamed J431S, the monkey ****er, so where is my cookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh the good old days....

[Alphatier]

I'd definately tame a HUGE Aligator....nobody's gonna f**k with me now LOL.

Or maybe an Elephant or White Shark because they're my favourite animals.

[CHUCKYthentic]

getting some good answers, gota say the fly one is my favorite right now

[CHUCKYthentic]

by the way, my buddy came up with this question...you would be surprised how much people love this question in person, really makes em think and results in great convo

im not kidding you this question has worked as such a great ice breaker with girls. LOL really though, my buddy is quite the ladies man and has literally started off sooo many convos with this question. and it has freakin worked great!

not really my style, but a fun question...

[Mooseman33]

I'd definately tame a HUGE Aligator....nobody's gonna f**k with me now LOL.

Or maybe an Elephant or White Shark because they're my favourite animals.

who do u think u are Don Johnson from miami vice

[energizer bunny]

by the way, my buddy came up with this question...you would be surprised how much people love this question in person, really makes em think and results in great convo

im not kidding you this question has worked as such a great ice breaker with girls. LOL really though, my buddy is quite the ladies man and has literally started off sooo many convos with this question. and it has freakin worked great!

not really my style, but a fun question...

LOL...i cant see it working for me...

Me...Alright there...how you doing?

Girl...im doing well...

Me....ive got a question for you...if you could tame any animal and have it do anything you want....which animal would you choose?

Girl..."smileing" (im looking good tonight)....mmmmmm i dont know...what about you?

Me.....well....id tame flys.....then id strap mini cameras to them and send them off on a fany hunt...changing rooms....sunbed shops....swimming baths...gyms etc........and theyd be trained to only look for females so no unwanted video footage...

Girl..."looking slightly woried"....ohhhhh is that the time...ive got to go...i have to meet my girlfriend.

Me....

[CHUCKYthentic]

hahaha exactly man! yup i couldnt see it working for me either

[Hazard]

My wife.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

Upon second thought.....

I'd train a dung beetle..... I'd train it to clean up my dog's shit..... and when people piss me off i'd tell it to crawl all in their food. I could take real satisfaction at night knowing they ate what my dung beetle has been on/into.....

~Haz~

[Chitown Raider]

I'd like to tame a lion. I'd like to see people's facial reactions when I roll up next to them at a stop light or a drive-thru w/ that fukker sitting shotgun.

[RuhlFreak55]

haha ok, and why? what would be your purpose with this animal?

I'd have her eat my enemies

[Alphatier]

who do u think u are Don Johnson from miami vice

Not really, I go by the name of Irwin

Who do you think you are, calling me out like that, Stone Cold Steve Austin?

[Alphatier]

Reticulated Python.......or a Dragon (sorry I think they're real)

He likes snakes...no surprise there.

[RuhlFreak55]

Not really, I go by the name of Irwin

Who do you think you are, calling me out like that, Stone Cold Steve Austin?

The Crocodile Hunter....may he rest in piece *sheds tear* he was awesome

[RuhlFreak55]

He likes snakes...no surprise there.

already have one that's almost 20ft

[Alphatier]

The Crocodile Hunter....may he rest in piece *sheds tear* he was awesome

Yeah I know, his show was my favourite "real life show" or whatever when it was still on.

[Alphatier]

already have one that's almost 20ft

You got me beat by 6ft.....however, I'm not talking about my pet.

[collar]

i cant see it working as ice breaker.

what animal would you like to tame?

she would think your talking about your penis for sure.

[feeldapump89]

The biggest golden eagle I could get my hands on. Falconry has always fascinated me. Golden eagles can take down various larger animals such as mountain goats, small dear, and surprisingly wolfs. Second would be bengal tiger from russia.