funny things bums do

[drdeath613]

ok so im at subways geting a chicken bacon ranch foot long i used my debit card

so im getting on my motorcycle and this homeless chick walks up to me and says
hey man u got a smoke i can get so i say sry hun i just quit smoking so shes like well do u have 50 cents i can get so i give her a buck

heres the funny part

i start my bike up and i hear her say man i got to pee she whips down her pants and starts pissing right behind me im like wtf and speed off

[stevey_6t9]

cocains one hell of a drug

[chicmagnet]

Ha ha, ya gotta go...ya gotto go! I don't suppose there was any chance she was remotely hot?

[drdeath613]

lol no she looked like a old black crack head


cause if she was even close to hot i would have taken her home washed her up put on 3 condoms and banged her in every hole

[beatango2008]

I'd hit it lol

[beatango2008]

lol no she looked like a old black crack head


cause if she was even close to hot i would have taken her home washed her up put on 3 condoms and banged her in every hole

Never mind I take that back.

[chicmagnet]

Ha ha funny how homeless crackheads are never hot...if they were they'd hookers

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[drdeath613]

lol if she looked like the girl in the last pic i would have knocked her over rite there and tryed to hit it

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[drdeath613]

thxz jbm

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[drdeath613]

hey i think thats the chick

[DCI]

Man that's comedy gold.

[ranging1]

lmfao omg thats funny

seriously as if she couldnt have just walked a little further away from the guy who just gave her a buck

in australia we dont really have many bums, rather just have junkies (heroin addicts, crack head etc) that live in the street

only thing i have close to ur story is one morning i had to catch the train to the city

my areas train station happpen to have plenty of junkies around it

anyways get on the train and theirs this couple, who are both junkies

their both completely smacked off their face, high as kites

the lady, who looked like a hippi was sitting on one of the side seats inside the train cart

her boyfriend was walking up and down the train yelling out 'PAM where are you?"

the women (PAM) who was sittting down would then yell out 'im over here'

hed turn around and start walking to the other end, and of course he would walk right past PAM, and to the other end of the train cart, and start yelling out again 'PAM WHERE ARE YOU"

shed again yell out 'IM OVER HERE"

hed turn around and then walk to the other end of the train kart AGAIN, and again would right past PAM, yelling 'PAM PAM PAM, where are you'

and this happened ALLLL the way from my area to the city

its about a half hour train ride

i just sat their laughing becuase i was sitting next to PAM



BUT in the end their was a happy ending,

when i got off the train i showed him where PAM was

and they lived happily ever after

[drdeath613]

lol dont lie ur the guy who was yelling pam

[CBGB]

Couple years ago I was getting fuel at the station down the road from my farm. THere's a guy there on a 3 wheeled bike with a sign on the back that says. "Disabled Veteran, please help" I pulld out the 5 bucks I had and handed to him and told him I hope things get better. I start walking away and the mother****ers cell phone started ringing. I didnt even have a cell phone at that time and he's asking me for money. I wanted to choke his goddamn head off. Homeless guy with a cell phone WTF?

[drdeath613]

that reminds me of the story of this well known homeless guy back in detroit who for 15 some years collected money as a homeless man when someone tipped the news channel that he wasnt so one day they sent a under cover reporter and followed him after a long hard day 2 miles to his brand new vett where he changed clothes got in and drove to his million dollor house