I once knew a girl who?

**TITANIUM** · 12-23-2009, 12:02 PM

OK, you need to kiss and tell something about a girl you dated, or went out with. Don't hold back, as you need to write details. And I don't want "PORN" pics posted. Try to keep it somewhat clean!

Thanxs

Best

T

**dangerous dan** · 12-23-2009, 12:14 PM

I once dated a girl who took me out for a ''drive'' we stoped at a pub for a drink then she took me home, parked up outside my house about 8.00pm, then decided she wanted some, was still light and bang outside my house, pined me up with the neck and demanded it screamin ''i want a man be a fkin man'' i said no not in car outside my house, so she tried dragin me out onto my back garden. I was having none of it, she was a bit of a goth very freeky, i couldnt do it lol...i was gone.

**Hazard** · 12-23-2009, 12:16 PM

once dated a squirter

Also dated an ex-stripper..... she had the wettest box i've ever seen..... didn't squirt but it was like a river..... just flowed out..... crazy good times with her.

~Haz~

**Nooomoto** · 12-23-2009, 12:22 PM

I once banged my neighbors wife...several times.

EDIT: Sorry...forgot the details. So this guy is my neighbor, we used to be cool...but a dispute over a fence that he wouldn't repair soured our neighborhood friendship. He started ducking me HARD...straight disrespect, like you can't even talk to me? Anywho..he's a rich guy, pretty hot wife in her mid 30's...never worked a day in her life. So they started having hard times and she booted him out. I was walking my dog one night when I got home at around 3 am, she was driving home and pulled up to me to say hi...exlaiming "wow, you're out late" I reply "yeah you too...out partying?" she says "something like that". Im thinking it's now or never. So I ask "So..I'm not tired yet...wanna hang?" She tells me yes so I say I'll take my dog home and go over to her house. So I go over there, and didn't really have to do a whole lot! We exchanged a few words on the couch and I just figured "**** it...this will either work or it wont" and I just pulled it out, and she went into action...that was that.

We continued to bang for a few weeks, then she got pissed off because I ripped out all the palm trees her husband had planted along the fence line (with a bulldozer) and put up a proper fence. Oh well...it was fun anyway! I did it mainly because he pissed me off. I snagged a pair of her worn panties with her perfume ALL over them during our affair, and left them hanging in the door handle of her husbands truck...just so he knows...LOL.

**drdeath613** · 12-23-2009, 12:25 PM

when i was 18 i lived on my own across the street was my two best friends they rented this house next to them 2 3 girls so one day i was outside working out and the youngest one came over to help them move some stuff in the house and we became friends

well one day i was at her place and everyone else was gone and she was like it too hot im going to take a shower and i joking around said i wouldnt do that i caould break in and watch u she said yea rite

about 5 mins into the shower i grabed a butter knife and popped the door open and poked my head inside and she invited me in and we got it on like crazy

about 2-3 months later she had a summer party and there was this hot ass girl that i seen there so i told the girl i knew who hosted the party i was like that girl in the blue with white stars swimsuit was hot she was like well i can call her and see if she wants to hook up with u

so she did and a few nights later were all drinking and the other 3 girls went out to go buy more drinks and left me in this girl alone so i was like wanna come back to my place and get high she was like ok we went to my place and went in my room and started smoke some weed got high as f**k and ended up f**king for the next 8 hours

**drdeath613** · 12-23-2009, 12:27 PM

lol i also dated a striper when i was 19 she was like 35 and ended up having her and her daughter who was 17

**jccnewbie** · 12-23-2009, 12:39 PM

I had the whole mother daughter sandwich when I was 19. Ahhh good times.

**dangerous dan** · 12-23-2009, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by jccnewbie

I had the whole mother daughter sandwich when I was 19. Ahhh good times.

this is quality...i want some

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Nooomoto

I once banged my neighbors wife...several times.

EDIT: Sorry...forgot the details. So this guy is my neighbor, we used to be cool...but a dispute over a fence that he wouldn't repair soured our neighborhood friendship. He started ducking me HARD...straight disrespect, like you can't even talk to me? Anywho..he's a rich guy, pretty hot wife in her mid 30's...never worked a day in her life. So they started having hard times and she booted him out. I was walking my dog one night when I got home at around 3 am, she was driving home and pulled up to me to say hi...exlaiming "wow, you're out late" I reply "yeah you too...out partying?" she says "something like that". Im thinking it's now or never. So I ask "So..I'm not tired yet...wanna hang?" She tells me yes so I say I'll take my dog home and go over to her house. So I go over there, and didn't really have to do a whole lot! We exchanged a few words on the couch and I just figured "**** it...this will either work or it wont" and I just pulled it out, and she went into action...that was that.

We continued to bang for a few weeks, then she got pissed off because I ripped out all the palm trees her husband had planted along the fence line (with a bulldozer) and put up a proper fence. Oh well...it was fun anyway! I did it mainly because he pissed me off. I snagged a pair of her worn panties with her perfume ALL over them during our affair, and left them hanging in the door handle of her husbands truck...just so he knows...LOL.

Lmao, I like your style. Too funny like.

Originally Posted by jccnewbie

I had the whole mother daughter sandwich when I was 19. Ahhh good times.

I hope not together or that's just wrong

I had a 3 sum with two polish ladies they are dirty one was a squirter too made an awful mess. Banged a 34 year old too with a massive pair of tits was a dirty yoke too another squirter. Went home with a pornstar from ireland one night was mental but that's my highlights.

**jccnewbie** · 12-23-2009, 12:48 PM

I hope not together or that's just wrong

I had a 3 sum with two polish ladies they are dirty one was a squirter too made an awful mess. Banged a 34 year old too with a massive pair of tits was a dirty yoke too another squirter. Went home with a pornstar from ireland one night was mental but that's my highlights.[/QUOTE]

Oh it was together and believe me, it was so right on soooo many levels!

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 12:49 PM

Lmao, how did ya manage that?

**elpropiotorvic** · 12-23-2009, 12:50 PM

I had a girl whose ass was as loose as her pvssy... Didn't need to spit on it or anything...

**jccnewbie** · 12-23-2009, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

Lmao, how did ya manage that?

Both were bi, all I needed was a little alcohol and a tanktop. They never saw it coming!

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by jccnewbie

Both were bi, all I needed was a little alcohol and a tanktop. They never saw it coming!

Only in america lol.

**jccnewbie** · 12-23-2009, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

Only in america lol.

Only in the south! I lived in Texas at the time.

**dangerous dan** · 12-23-2009, 12:58 PM

iv done mothers...but could say grandmas too

**drdeath613** · 12-23-2009, 12:59 PM

lol damn rednecks

i once tried to do my step mom when i was 14 lol id get hard if the wind blew

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by jccnewbie

Only in the south! I lived in Texas at the time.

The durrty south

Nice work.

Originally Posted by dangerous dan

iv done mothers...but could say grandmas too

Depends on the age factor

**dangerous dan** · 12-23-2009, 01:01 PM

Im 19 ...dont think youd want to know, youd be disapointed lol

**drdeath613** · 12-23-2009, 01:06 PM

lol if your saving yourself till u get married thats a shame cause your only have sex like 200 times if your lucky cause after a few years that only sex ur going to get is from ur hand and maybe livestock lol

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by dangerous dan

Im 19 ...dont think youd want to know, youd be disapointed lol

your only 19 lol. Durrrty for the granny

**dangerous dan** · 12-23-2009, 01:08 PM

Ino i just dont learn what can i say....Lets hear it titanium???

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 01:13 PM

Bet ya she taught ya shit though lol

**dangerous dan** · 12-23-2009, 01:22 PM

in all fairness she was 52, she was old but still doable after a few

**drdeath613** · 12-23-2009, 01:24 PM

i once went into a wrong bar and they tried to gangbang me watchout dont let this happen to u

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by dangerous dan

in all fairness she was 52, she was old but still doable after a few

Lmao, please tell me she was like a milf or something. And you had a small childs worth of beer.

**dangerous dan** · 12-23-2009, 01:53 PM

LOL...day sesh wrecked, and no far from hahaha

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 02:21 PM

Say what DD?

**dangerous dan** · 12-23-2009, 02:49 PM

Was out on a long drinking session, 1 thing leads to another I wake up with 20stone whale...comprende???

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 02:52 PM

Lmao, everyone has one of them

Don't worry about. More cushin for the pushin they do some funky shit to get a man into bed I wouldn't worry about it we have all been there and it's a good experience

**jccnewbie** · 12-23-2009, 03:02 PM

They are the freakiest ones.

**NC600cbr** · 12-23-2009, 04:58 PM

While in Tulsa OK, for work I had sex with a 51 year old (was 23 at the time).
I was mildly hitting on her at the start of the night at a bar - 4 hours later i'm hammered she snatched me up and drove me home with her.

I vaguely remember getting a handjob in the car on the way home - I wake up cuddled up with a cat, no joke. Confused as all hell.

Roll over and there's the woman. She looked good FOR 51. but she was still 51.

As i'm getting a good morning BJ, I say - I think you're almost as old as my mother. She didn't even skip a beat.

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 05:10 PM

Lmao man best story so far

**Tesla** · 12-23-2009, 06:57 PM

I went to hang out with an old friend, his wife, and another couple one evening. We didn't do anything special..sit around and shoot the bull mostly. It was starting to get late and my friend's wife puts in a porno movie. We watch for something like a half hour or so and the married couple leaves (maybe they were getting horny). That should have been my cue to leave too but for some reason I sat and chatted for a little while longer.

Out of the blue my friend's wife comes over and sits next to me. Now, keep in mind that my friend is still in the room. She starts rubbing my crotch and eventually pulls my dick out and starts sucking on it. My friend just smiles and watches. I'm sure my eyes were as big as saucers as I didn't want to upset my friend. Eventually I end up banging her on the floor while my pal watches. After I finished he cheerfully said "my turn," like it was his turn on an amusement ride or something. He banged her while I watched and then that was pretty much it. They didn't seem to really mind the whole thing.

**DCI** · 12-23-2009, 07:00 PM

Lmao, unintentionally hilarious.

**ni4ni** · 12-23-2009, 07:02 PM

oh DSM...IS THAT YOU??

Originally Posted by drdeath613

**Hate Being Small** · 12-23-2009, 07:37 PM

haaa funny post

**Schmidty** · 12-23-2009, 10:35 PM

i was at my army bs drill one wknd and this one guy has these 2girls come by and he had been tryn to bang this one girl for a month or so, i went outside n grabed a beer n see the chick hes tryn to **** i waked up to her and all i said to her was if u wana fvck lets go for a walk n i turned around and walked away i turned around after 15-20ft n this bitch is following me i asked her wear she wanted to go n she was a asian from TN hick as fvck n i smashed her from behind nxt to a playground on a church. while i was bangn her i asked her were i should cum n she said n her dirty hick accsent "u can nut up in me im fixed" she said she was fixed like a damn dog lmao i blew a load on the ground and walked away while she tryed telln me her name n about her kids. i still get shit for that at drill lol

**BigBrad330** · 12-23-2009, 11:54 PM

I once knew a girl for a few weeks, and we were partying at her place and got pretty intoxicated one thing led to another and we were in her room. I saw one of those big mag lite flash lights and i told her to masterbate with it, half jokingly not thinking she would at all. And to my disbelief she actually did it with the Mag lite.

**ranging1** · 12-24-2009, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by Nooomoto

I once banged my neighbors wife...several times.

EDIT: Sorry...forgot the details. So this guy is my neighbor, we used to be cool...but a dispute over a fence that he wouldn't repair soured our neighborhood friendship. He started ducking me HARD...straight disrespect, like you can't even talk to me? Anywho..he's a rich guy, pretty hot wife in her mid 30's...never worked a day in her life. So they started having hard times and she booted him out. I was walking my dog one night when I got home at around 3 am, she was driving home and pulled up to me to say hi...exlaiming "wow, you're out late" I reply "yeah you too...out partying?" she says "something like that". Im thinking it's now or never. So I ask "So..I'm not tired yet...wanna hang?" She tells me yes so I say I'll take my dog home and go over to her house. So I go over there, and didn't really have to do a whole lot! We exchanged a few words on the couch and I just figured "**** it...this will either work or it wont" and I just pulled it out, and she went into action...that was that.

We continued to bang for a few weeks, then she got pissed off because I ripped out all the palm trees her husband had planted along the fence line (with a bulldozer) and put up a proper fence. Oh well...it was fun anyway! I did it mainly because he pissed me off. I snagged a pair of her worn panties with her perfume ALL over them during our affair, and left them hanging in the door handle of her husbands truck...just so he knows...LOL.

u are a fuking legend, thats is by far my next goal in life lol

Originally Posted by Tesla

I went to hang out with an old friend, his wife, and another couple one evening. We didn't do anything special..sit around and shoot the bull mostly. It was starting to get late and my friend's wife puts in a porno movie. We watch for something like a half hour or so and the married couple leaves (maybe they were getting horny). That should have been my cue to leave too but for some reason I sat and chatted for a little while longer.

Out of the blue my friend's wife comes over and sits next to me. Now, keep in mind that my friend is still in the room. She starts rubbing my crotch and eventually pulls my dick out and starts sucking on it. My friend just smiles and watches. I'm sure my eyes were as big as saucers as I didn't want to upset my friend. Eventually I end up banging her on the floor while my pal watches. After I finished he cheerfully said "my turn," like it was his turn on an amusement ride or something. He banged her while I watched and then that was pretty much it. They didn't seem to really mind the whole thing.

^^^^^ wtf? wow is all i can say

Originally Posted by BigBrad330

I once knew a girl for a few weeks, and we were partying at her place and got pretty intoxicated one thing led to another and we were in her room. I saw one of those big mag lite flash lights and i told her to masterbate with it, half jokingly not thinking she would at all. And to my disbelief she actually did it with the Mag lite.

......... yea i dont know if thats a turn on or disturbing

im curious to hear one of DSMs storys