what do you guys do for a living

[FranciscoG]

Work in a pharmacy. Dive part time with some people.

[Friend]

[Charlie6]

Bulking Cycles

The BULKER!!!

I put this one first because it happens to be my favorite. For some reason nothing is better to me than to be huge and massive and strong as hell. So what kind of bulker is right for you? Well to start you need to asses yourself. Weight, age, training experience, gear experience are all points to be addressed. From there you should have a good understanding of where you stand. So now you need to figure out where you want to go. Once that is figured out select one of the following cycles and from there post what you hope to achieve and what cycle you picked to get you there and we vets will help smooth everything else out. One thing you might notice is I use a relatively small selection of gear for my sample cycles, that is because you usually only need a couple drugs to obtain your desired results. Test, deca, dbol, and/or anadrol is really all you need for most bulkers, of course you have other options, but I like to keep things simple.

*****TheBaby Newbie bulker***** For either very small people (under 200 pounds) or users with no past AAS experience.

Week 1-8 200-300mgs Deca

Week 1-9 400-500mgs test (exact dosage depends on how your test happens to be measured, for example sustanon would give you 500, t-200 would give you 400 etc.)

Start clomid week 12 at 100mg ED, then weeks 13 and 14 do 50mg ED.

Also, you should preferably have arimidex on hand, but if not, nolvadex is fine. Use them if you start getting itchy nips. Arimidex is far better than Nolva, but they both work well to combat gyno and water retention. The clomid is better at the end of the cycle for getting the nuts going again and restoring your base test levels.

*****The Newbie Bulker*****-For the same people as above except this one is for people over 200 pounds or who have done at least 1 cycle before.

Week 1 1000 mgs of test

Week 1 600mgs deca

Week 1-6 30-50 mgs Dbol ED

Week 2-10 600-750 mgs test

Week 2-9 400mgs deca

Start clomid week 12 at 100mg ED, then weeks 13 and 14 do 50mg ED.

Also, you should preferably have arimidex on hand, but if not, nolvadex is fine. Use them if you start getting itchy nips. Arimidex is far better than Nolva, but they both work well to combat gyno and water retention. The clomid is better at the end of the cycle for getting the nuts going again and restoring your base test levels.

*****The Bulker*****. Same as above except, well you get the idea, we go on up the ladder here. (This one is for experienced users – don't take this if you are a newbie!!!!)

Week 1-2 1500 mgs test week

Week 1-2 600 mgs deca

Week 3-10 1000 mgs week test Week 3-9 400mgs deca Week 1-8 50-100mgs Anadrol/dbol ED

By the time you get to this one, you might consider using HCG in order to get the boys swinging a little sooner as well as get your body producing testosterone again. Start HCG therapy on week 12. Do around 1000iu every day for 10 days.

Start clomid at end of HCG therapy,week 13, at 100mg ED, then weeks 14, and 15, 16, do 50mg ED.

Also, you should preferably have arimidex on hand, but if not, nolvadex is fine. Use them if you start getting itchy nips. Arimidex is far better than Nolva, but they both work well to combat gyno and water retention. The clomid is better at the end of the cycle for getting the nuts going again and restoring your base test levels.

[FranciscoG]

Wtf?

[FranciscoG]

No wonder why admin is to busy to restore my old account.

Tools like you.

[Kibble]

They are talking about "Expert". He posted a racist picture anyway, so he should be banned. Just like the dude that ripped on JBMs avatar with racism

[MONEY AND MASS]

looks like they got rid of all his crap tho, the expert that is.

[Lil_bodybuilder]

Qualified electrician but working as a fitness instructor at a gym. Pays like crap. But what can i do.

[MotoLifter]

Sr. equity analyst. MBA, CFA, Series 7, and 63. Life & health insurance, and variable annuities liscensed.

Financial writer.

Motorcycle racer <------ the best one!!!!!!!


Moto

[Mr.Rose]

male gigalo/escort. No seriously. Proof Provided to those that are intrested.

Pay is great... when its the on season.

Gear makes me earn more money. Its the cycle of life.

Apart from that I'm a fat nerd currently at university studying aerospace mechatronic engineering at the university of Sydney. (soon to be just mechatronic engineering if i dont get my grades up, haha)

[zimmy]

Word thats me cause im a fobbit

so wrong to do that to babe ruth's pic

[kblunt]

X-Ray tech

[warchild]

male gigalo/escort. No seriously. Proof Provided to those that are intrested.

Pay is great... when its the on season.

Gear makes me earn more money. Its the cycle of life.

Apart from that I'm a fat nerd currently at university studying aerospace mechatronic engineering at the university of Sydney. (soon to be just mechatronic engineering if i dont get my grades up, haha)

how could i get involved in male escort stuff?

[CptAmericaX]

so wrong to do that to babe ruth's pic

haha that wasnt me

[Mr.Rose]

how could i get involved in male escort stuff?

find a local madam (most agency's are run by madam's but some are not), or to keep it simply find a local escort agency that service women (unless you dont mind servicing men), do this on the net because they wont have time for you to just walk in and demand an interview. Inquire via email about wanting to work for them and send in some pictures. If they like what then see then you will contact you further. Its really simple. Dont expect much money at first, maybe $100 per hour if your lucky.

I run my own agency now in sydney Australia. Its a sole business, but every now and then during the on seasons ill take on another worker. I make $350 per hour with an average of 2-3 hours a week (and by week i mean weekends). If you want to know more about the industry send me an email, my email is on the website in the contact section.

For guys, you need a 6-pack minimum and no hair, anywhere, so shave or wax.

[POPS]

hotel business. Been doing it since 1989. Bounced around from a few companies now have been with Hilton Hotels since 2000.

Great company to work for with many advancement opportunities..

[OhioMuscle22]

Warehouse supervisor for a medical company

[EricShane86]

Apartment Maintenance

[firsttimer555]

Oilfield salesman

[NVR2BIG1]

find a local madam (most agency's are run by madam's but some are not), or to keep it simply find a local escort agency that service women (unless you dont mind servicing men), do this on the net because they wont have time for you to just walk in and demand an interview. Inquire via email about wanting to work for them and send in some pictures. If they like what then see then you will contact you further. Its really simple. Dont expect much money at first, maybe $100 per hour if your lucky.

I run my own agency now,888888888888, in sydney Australia. Its a sole business, but every now and then during the on seasons ill take on another worker. I make $350 per hour with an average of 2-3 hours a week (and by week i mean weekends). If you want to know more about the industry send me an email, my email is on the website in the contact section.

For guys, you need a 6-pack minimum and no hair, anywhere, so shave or wax.

damn dude, I dont even want to know what kind of ***** you need to lick to make that kind of money!! I mean, how is it when some 500 lb chick with pancake tits wants you to lick her ass? YUCK!!

[Art Vandelay]

I juggle midgets.

[Mr.Rose]

damn dude, I dont even want to know what kind of ***** you need to lick to make that kind of money!! I mean, how is it when some 500 lb chick with pancake tits wants you to lick her ass? YUCK!!

hahahahahahahha, trust me its not like that. My escort agency is VERY high class, christ which fat bitch can afford $350 for an hour? and most book for 2-3. Some even for 12 hours or 24 hours, which gets me from $1500-3000 for one days work. But the whole day i got to act like im in deep love with them.

Because im so pricey, i get high class clients, so i get rich middle age women. and htey are barley ever fat, because if your rich you gotta look good ay? And I LOVE IT! like, they pay for me, so usually $700 for a night, then they pay for the high class hotel room, another $300-500 and alcohol, etc. So i live the high life and get paid for it.

oh and also thanks to roids i sometimes work as a topless waiter.

[Polska]

hahahahahahahha, trust me its not like that. My escort agency is VERY high class, christ which fat bitch can afford $350 for an hour? and most book for 2-3. Some even for 12 hours or 24 hours, which gets me from $1500-3000 for one days work. But the whole day i got to act like im in deep love with them.

Because im so pricey, i get high class clients, so i get rich middle age women. and htey are barley ever fat, because if your rich you gotta look good ay? And I LOVE IT! like, they pay for me, so usually $700 for a night, then they pay for the high class hotel room, another $300-500 and alcohol, etc. So i live the high life and get paid for it.

oh and also thanks to roids i sometimes work as a topless waiter.

Sounds fun and dandy. But you are basically a prostitute. Don't know if I could do it man. Too much bad stigma attached to that profession. I'd have to sell my soul to whore myself out, but that's just me

[Mr.Rose]

nah man im not a whore, im a gentlemen! Well if whoring is selling your soul then i think u better stop watching porn, those girls are whores, and thus that makes you a hypocrite. Not banging on u or nothing, haha, just making a point. =D. What about a man that mas sex with lots of women but doesnt get paid? is that being whore.

[Rockin Z28]

i feel like the male escort thing is also pseudo gay..not to kill your buzz or anything, im just sayin if you happened to take a shit in my bathroom i'd probably have to wipe it down with lysol

[Bojangles69]

Right now I work a suicide hotline (interning) and am finishing up my last semester of college. Hopefully looking to get into counseling sometime next year.

[Mr.Rose]

haha i get ya mate, but gay........ far from.... shaving and waxing? That doesn't make you gay... ask DSM what makes a person gay . Plus for a FAT paycheck a feed or even a day, mate, you would not care.

[ranging1]

im a catholic priest

[D7M]

im a catholic priest

I don't get it.

[(TLF) CHAMPION54]

im a stay at home son.... currently pondering a career change...

Lol this had me laughing for awhile.

[Mr.Rose]

OOOOHHH ranging1 your the priest that took me behind the alter for some 'special' one on one praying... i think it involved my mouth and our holy grail.

daaamn im happy im atheist..

[ranging1]

I don't get it.

lol its mean to be a joke, think about it catholic priest on high dosages of testerone?

poor alter boys

OOOOHHH ranging1 your the priest that took me behind the alter for some 'special' one on one praying... i think it involved my mouth and our holy grail.

daaamn im happy im atheist..

ahhhh yes u were one of my victims

[Mr.Rose]

HAHA priest on test,

maybe we should put priests on deca with no test, and with a limpy they cant touch our boys, hahaha

[Lift-Eat-Repeat]

^^^ LOL
Im in the U.S. Navy, I am a Equipment Operator in the Seabees

[ranging1]

HAHA priest on test,

maybe we should put priests on deca with no test, and with a limpy they cant touch our boys, hahaha

lmfao thats is a brilliant idea

im writing a letter to ruddy right now (for those who dont know, hes austrlia primeminister)

^^^ LOL
Im in the U.S. Navy, I am a Equipment Operator in the Seabees

lol are u on test?

if so be gentle jokes hehehehe

[drdeath613]

i just got a new job making good money as a michael jackson impersonator i like to beat it

and iv done everything but touch on lil boys

[Mr.Rose]

^^

become a priest, and you'll get your chance, .

[The Ranger]

Writer

Ranger

[NVR2BIG1]

male gigalo/escort. No seriously. Proof Provided to those that are intrested.

Pay is great... when its the on season.

Gear makes me earn more money. Its the cycle of life.

Apart from that I'm a fat nerd currently at university studying aerospace mechatronic engineering at the university of Sydney. (soon to be just mechatronic engineering if i dont get my grades up, haha)

My question is this; why would a woman who looked halfway decent with $$$ pay some guy to act like he loved her for one day, when plenty of guys could for free?

[wanna_c_gains]

I'm a construction superintendent. I get to spend all day making sure stuff is going correctly, and when it isn't I get to be a complete ass to those that screwed up.