Experinced my first turd via anal plowing

[J-Dogg]

It was effing gross.

The old lady knew i was mad at her, so she normally will give it up durning make up sex.

She must have had a little nugget in there because I got poo all over my cack and had to stop.

I think she's embarrassed, so like any grown man.....i run and tell my friends!

[drdeath613]

hahaha that just made my day i think we all have been there

[rx8rone]

haha

[ReX357]

It was effing gross.

The old lady knew i was mad at her, so she normally will give it up durning make up sex.

She must have had a little nugget in there because I got poo all over my cack and had to stop.

I think she's embarrassed, so like any grown man.....i run and tell my friends!

HAHAHAHA that's ****ing hilarious! I hope you came right in her ass after that.

[JinNtonic]

ass to mouth at that point.

[ReX357]

ass to mouth at that point.

Obviously.

[kblunt]

hahahaha this made my morning

[J-Dogg]

ass to mouth at that point.

I debated wiping it on the couch and going back at it, but it's my couch

[jg2]

I debated wiping it on the couch and going back at it, but it's my couch

FUKN AWESOME POST..... post of the day

nothing like a chocolate covered mushroom to start your day

[Dont wanna be old]

I am going to start a fight with my wife if make up sex is that good !

[jg2]

I am going to start a fight with my wife if make up sex is that good !

a shitty dick sounds good? how about a kick in the balls for desert

[DSM4Life]

Play with fire and your bound to get burnt. Man up and keep plowing.

[Aizen Sosuke]

Play with fire and your bound to get burnt. Man up and keep plowing.

I'm with dsm on this one. But then again I'm a dirty bastard.

[J-Dogg]

FUKN AWESOME POST..... post of the day

nothing like a chocolate covered mushroom to start your day

The worse part is, I knew it was coming (the butt sex) so I took some cials.

Now it's wasted

I've had a turd covered bonner for about 2 hours

[jg2]

The worse part is, I knew it was coming (the butt sex) so I took some cials.

Now it's wasted

I've had a turd covered bonner for about 2 hours

man that sucks.... you cant even talk down a raging cialis chubby....

if the mud butt and smell didnt deflate you.... even with cialis you dont need the cialis bro... i luv watching my girl squirm when caulking her crack....but a chip of shit flying out would knock down my stiffest wood

[Western Man]

The worse part is, I knew it was coming (the butt sex) so I took some cials.

Now it's wasted

I've had a turd covered bonner for about 2 hours

Whoa! No finish?

I had a girl shit on my dick once, so we stopped. I told her I washed my cock in the bathroom. She believed me and blew me. But between you and me I just rinsed it a little.

[ranging1]

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH like any good man u come and tell everyone

LEGEND

[MaNiCC]

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH like any good man u come and tell everyone

LEGEND

its on obligation of AR to share that sort of news

[Seattle Junk]

ass to mouth at that point.

Yep, she needed to make a trip to the ATM.

[stevey_6t9]

shuda given her a choco turkey slap

[jbm]

lololol! Ass to Mount is the way!

[bjpennnn]

this has happend to me b4, it always grossed me out and i would swear to myself next time i am not going to do it, but sure enough next time my girl was on the rag, i would do it again. good shit man. literally.

[jbm]

lick her hole bro!

[Hazard]

LMFAO!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This thread has made my day LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

I've had it happen with my ex GF..... but it was only a little..... i just kept going LOL! Maybe i'm a dirty bastard..... but i'm finishing.....

~Haz~

[elpropiotorvic]

Ass to mouth and call her shit breath the whole day !!! Lol

[Abominator]

And you didn't make a "two girls, one cup" video because...?

[J-Dogg]

Thinking back I could have pumped a few strokes in the vaJ-Jay.

Kinda like washing your balls in the ball washers at the golf course.

But the good idea's always come AFTER!

[Hoggage_54]

Thinking back I could have pumped a few strokes in the vaJ-Jay.

Kinda like washing your balls in the ball washers at the golf course.

But the good idea's always come AFTER!

My buddy did that and she got a UTI lololol

Good story, this made my morning

[Hazard]

Thinking back I could have pumped a few strokes in the vaJ-Jay.

Kinda like washing your balls in the ball washers at the golf course.

But the good idea's always come AFTER!

I would NEVER do that......

No sense in giving her box a yeast infection..... you'll be sexless for a week plus.

Best thing to do..... once you start hittin her in the bung..... don't take it out till you finish LOL. If she wants to switch positions..... don't look at it!

~Haz~

[jg2]

I would NEVER do that......

No sense in giving her box a yeast infection..... you'll be sexless for a week plus.

Best thing to do..... once you start hittin her in the bung..... don't take it out till you finish LOL. If she wants to switch positions..... don't look at it!

~Haz~

this is a 2 day thread about a shitty dick that didnt get beat down..... sounds like a country song

FUKN AWESOME!

[ArmedHammerd]

lmfao that shit happen to me with my x one time lol i feel u bro

[Friend]

ass to mouth at that point.

I second that

[Hazard]

oooo I just thought of something..... I bet it would feel good if you pulled out and she jerked you off with the poop on there..... LOLOLOLOL

~Haz~

[J-Dogg]

oooo I just thought of something..... I bet it would feel good if you pulled out and she jerked you off with the poop on there..... LOLOLOLOL

~Haz~

Ya, as long as she did not eat anything spicy or peanuts!

This afternoon she was complaining about taking it in the pooper and said her butt hole is going to get blown out, lol.

I assured her that Bella Donna has taken much worse

[firmechicano831]

Id call her again tonight and give it to her hard.

[J-Dogg]

Id call her again tonight and give it to her hard.

I have to pick a fight that I can win first

[Eddie_m63]

It was effing gross.

The old lady knew i was mad at her, so she normally will give it up durning make up sex.

She must have had a little nugget in there because I got poo all over my cack and had to stop.

I think she's embarrassed, so like any grown man.....i run and tell my friends!

Next time do it in the shower...also tell her not to take a dump before sex.

[drdeath613]

It was effing gross.

The old lady knew i was mad at her, so she normally will give it up durning make up sex.

She must have had a little nugget in there because I got poo all over my cack and had to stop.

I think she's embarrassed, so like any grown man.....i run and tell my friends!

[Bojangles69]

2 words.

Colon Cleanse.










































2 more words.

Tooth brush lol jk (I'm serious, and use toothpaste too)

[Nooomoto]

Play with fire and your bound to get burnt. Man up and keep plowing.

x2

If you wanna play in the muddy part of the playground, you're gonna get dirty.