You will never believe this !!!!

[The Deuce]

Yesterday I went to the Gym, my second day back in 8 weeks.. after my knee surgery. I am getting back into the swing of things.. and I am having a kick ass chest work out.. going nice a slow, making sure I made every rep count. Not going to heavy on the weight.. everything I was supposed to when doing a workout after coming back from an injury and not being at the gym for awhile...


Anyways, I am doing DB Flye's on a flat bench and in the down position during the stretch a girl walks by and trips and FALLS directly on my arm with the DB in it at it's maximum stretched position...

Blew my rotator cuff or torn my bicep tendon.. I am in the most excruciating pain I have ever been in.. EVER. I am DEVASTATED.. completely and 100% devastated.. for the first time in close to 8 months I cried.. cried like a fvcking baby.. I mean where THE FVCK IS MY LUCK !?!

I can not believe this is happening to me ... It's the worst NIGHTMARE I could ever imagine..

GUYS WHAT DO I DO.. WHAT !?!? Someone please tell me what to do...


Do I rest and see what happens!? Do I go to the ER!? Do I sue this bitch !?

God I can't even think straight.. I am in a daze...




FAST FORWARD TO THIS MORNING.......................

Ok.. next morning.. hurts.. but feels better .. I can move my arm.. still gonna go see my ortho doc.. he handled my last shoulder injury and knee injury.. and if it is messed beyond belief.. he will be the one doing surgery so I trust him.. ugh.. but hey at least it doesn't hurt as much as yesterday.. HOLY HELL WAS THAT PAIN...

To tell ya the truth I don't know how I didn't force myself to an ER.. Probably because I frggin hate them...

[elpropiotorvic]

Brother I feel for u... Being injured = bad mood for me, but go to the surgeon see what he says... Maybe ask him if gh will aid ... Maybe some var ? Hope everythins is in place and nothing bad happened !!!

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Sue the gym if its a big rich one, the girl if its a poor gym and if they are both poor,
find her and accidently fall with a chair a few times like this

[Dont wanna be old]

Sorry to hear mate !

Only time will tell on what you will need to do with arm .
Maybe motrin and rest for a day and you will be ok .

More important ! You need to bury the broad in the burlap bag in your trunk . It will start to attract attention when flies are buzzing around your car .


Good luck and look forward to Gh log .

[Bossman]

If the pain is subsiding, hopefully just a bad stretch and you will be ok. Don't panic, won't help. Less pain is a good thing.

That is really bad luck. Ive never seen anything like it.

[zimmy]

how to do you randomly fall in a gym....stupid ****

[Pocketbattleship2B]

how to do you randomly fall in a gym....stupid ****

Because she was wiggeling her ass and looking at herself in the mirror while prancing around probably.

[Hazard]

Like CGB said..... if the pain is subsiding it's a good thing. Still requires a doc but keep your hopes up. Also, as was suggested, take Motrin. 800mg's of motrin has the pain relief of a percocet AND it also acts as an anti-inflamatory.....

~Haz~

[MaNiCC]

In all fairness though she didnt mean to damage his arm, people do accidentally trip all the time, doesnt matter if you hate the er go get it checked out

[Hazard]

^^^^ yeah but the least she could do is let him slip it in her pooper.....

~Haz~

[MaNiCC]

^^^^ yeah but the least she could do is let him slip it in her pooper.....

~Haz~

i suppose that would be a better way of getting compensation, like your style haz

[tballz]

That sux. Sorry to hear that, bro.

[Kibble]

Hope everything works out for you brother. Just take time off. But when you come back- be an asshole. Keep everybody away from you. Make everybody afraid to come near you

[PistolStarta]

In all fairness though she didnt mean to damage his arm, people do accidentally trip all the time, doesnt matter if you hate the er go get it checked out

if I accidentally drive over ice slide into a van and injure a family that doesnt mean my insurance tells them "sorry, ice is slick". He does have a reason for a law suit if he was so inclined.

[Mooseman33]

if the gym floor was tore up/ or if there was anything that could have caused her to fall that was the gym responsibility u could sue the shit out of the gym bro.....

[Dont wanna be old]

if I accidentally drive over ice slide into a van and injure a family that doesnt mean my insurance tells them "sorry, ice is slick". He does have a reason for a law suit if he was so inclined.

When you go to a baseball game and get a concision from a foul ball you are not monetarily compensated . You assume a reasonable amount of risk .
A gym can not prevent a person from tripping over there own feet but would be responsible for a safe environment .

[energizer bunny]

thats bad luck mate....go get it checked out and id rest till your not in any pain..

[MaNiCC]

if I accidentally drive over ice slide into a van and injure a family that doesnt mean my insurance tells them "sorry, ice is slick". He does have a reason for a law suit if he was so inclined.

last time i checked hurting somebody's arm isn't crashing into somebody, i dont live in a place where people take legal action for fun

[awesome1]

people have won lawsuits for much less than this. I would talk to an attorney

[PistolStarta]

When you go to a baseball game and get a concision from a foul ball you are not monetarily compensated . You assume a reasonable amount of risk .
A gym can not prevent a person from tripping over there own feet but would be responsible for a safe environment .

Not the gym, the woman.

[PistolStarta]

last time i checked hurting somebody's arm isn't crashing into somebody, i dont live in a place where people take legal action for fun

I'm not saying it is. I'm saying even if accidental or out of your control if you injure someone, possibly for life you can be held responsible.

[drdeath613]

lol sue the gym even if its a poor one make your self some bank u can always find another gym

i mean if a chick can sue a fast food joint for having to hot of coffee your good to go

[lovestospooge23]

Yesterday I went to the Gym, my second day back in 8 weeks.. after my knee surgery. I am getting back into the swing of things.. and I am having a kick ass chest work out.. going nice a slow, making sure I made every rep count. Not going to heavy on the weight.. everything I was supposed to when doing a workout after coming back from an injury and not being at the gym for awhile...


Anyways, I am doing DB Flye's on a flat bench and in the down position during the stretch a girl walks by and trips and FALLS directly on my arm with the DB in it at it's maximum stretched position...

Blew my rotator cuff or torn my bicep tendon.. I am in the most excruciating pain I have ever been in.. EVER. I am DEVASTATED.. completely and 100% devastated.. for the first time in close to 8 months I cried.. cried like a fvcking baby.. I mean where THE FVCK IS MY LUCK !?!

I can not believe this is happening to me ... It's the worst NIGHTMARE I could ever imagine..

GUYS WHAT DO I DO.. WHAT !?!? Someone please tell me what to do...


Do I rest and see what happens!? Do I go to the ER!? Do I sue this bitch !?

God I can't even think straight.. I am in a daze...




FAST FORWARD TO THIS MORNING.......................

Ok.. next morning.. hurts.. but feels better .. I can move my arm.. still gonna go see my ortho doc.. he handled my last shoulder injury and knee injury.. and if it is messed beyond belief.. he will be the one doing surgery so I trust him.. ugh.. but hey at least it doesn't hurt as much as yesterday.. HOLY HELL WAS THAT PAIN...

To tell ya the truth I don't know how I didn't force myself to an ER.. Probably because I frggin hate them...

was she hot?

[energizer bunny]

whats with all the legal action?.....come on it was mistake......and how the f u c k anyone can get money for having to hot of a coffe is beyond me!......

[Eddie_m63]

maybe she wanted to get your number. sorry to hear that.

[MaNiCC]

whats with all the legal action?.....come on it was mistake......and how the f u c k anyone can get money for having to hot of a coffe is beyond me!......

just sometimes energizer.... im glad i live where i do

[J-Dogg]

whats with all the legal action?.....come on it was mistake......and how the f u c k anyone can get money for having to hot of a coffe is beyond me!......

I was thinking the same thing reading all these responses.

Everyone seems to want a dollar value for everything.

[420daytona]

You cant sue a gym for hurting yourself there. You assume that risk by going there. and chances are if you signed a contract for membership it will say they are not liable. If everybody sued the gyms because they got hurt there, their would be none.

[MaNiCC]

I was thinking the same thing reading all these responses.

Everyone seems to want a dollar value for everything.

should earn their dollars

[Hazard]

I still say..... As long as it's not a serious injury...... she needs to wiggle her ass in your face..... do the "ass clap" with her ass cheeks..... and then pop her "inside out balloon knot" on ur d*ck a few times.....

~Haz~

[420daytona]

I still say..... As long as it's not a serious injury...... she needs to wiggle her ass in your face..... do the "ass clap" with her ass cheeks..... and then pop her "inside out balloon knot" on ur d*ck a few times.....

~Haz~

Most definitly, its the least she could do.

[Hazard]

I would tell deucy to sue if she tripped over loose gym equipment that is supposed to be "racked"

If she was just clumsy and tripped over her own feet..... she needs to repay in the form of sexual favors.....

~Haz~

[laduem88]

damn man, im sorry to hear that...i bet its so frustrating cause all you want to do is train!

[kerrbear]

what is it with people in america always sueing each other. to the op i understand as you guys dont get free health care and why should you pay out of your pocket for someone elses mitake. but i have read so so many silly stories or seen videos of people backing out of a fight because the other dude threatens to sue his ass.

you fall over here or get hit and fall you better get your ass of the ground pretty fast before someone sees it lol

[Friend]

I'm shocked you didn't lay the bitch out.

[elpropiotorvic]

At all this where is deuce ? Is he tapping that ass ?

[Hazard]

the op i understand as you guys dont get free health care and why should you pay out of your pocket for someone elses mitake.

NO healthcare is free..... you can call it fre if you want to..... but if your taxes are higher - it's not free.....

~Haz~

[kerrbear]

yea you have a point but i dont think there is much of a difference. over here we get most things free. dont you guys have to pay thousands of dollars for surgery

[Hazard]

yea you have a point but i dont think there is much of a difference. over here we get most things free. dont you guys have to pay thousands of dollars for surgery

If you have health insurance here..... you don't pay much. Atleast I didn't......

Look at it like this..... your taxes are higher...... I don't know what you pay in taxes per year but it's gotta be in the thousands obviously. If you go and have surgery..... you technically pay about the same ammount. Just not all in one shot.....

There's benefits to both systems...... I can't get into this discussion tho LOL..... i'll talk forever.

~Haz~

[The Deuce]

Update:

Doc says From what he can TELL upon examination.. NO TEAR.. He ordered an MRI Scan anyways, and sent me in for a CT SCAN + XRAY to check for some other things... (total bill for these 2 will escalate to 1.5thou + MRI cost 2thou + doctor visit and exam + 500= 4thousand dollars because the chick decided it necessary to go near me to walk by... the whole rest of the gym was empty...

Im not suing anyone guys.. LOL.. I have plenty of money.. this is covered under my insurance. The girl has called 5 times today to apologize, YES she is extremely HOT.. she wants to take me out to dinner for all the trouble she put me through.. she is genuinely sorry... she said the reason she was walking near me was to getter better view on the exercise I was doing because it intrigued her...

I informed her I was married and she said that was not a problem she was single and the least she could do was take me out to my favorite place to eat for dinner and drinks.. I told her I don't drink... she said that was fine.. she does... I agreed to the dinner.. HEY FREE STEAK , why not !?!

As far as sexual favors in return.. hmm i dunno.. she might be like that but I think she just wants to apologize for what she did... she informed me that she should have waited until I was done the exercise then asked me about it... She ended up crying on the phone she felt so bad.. HAHAHA.. GOOD!! She should feel bad.. had she not been ridiculously hott.. ya I would probably have a different attitude..

She said she will be calling me back at 9o'clock to set up the dinner arrangements for Friday night.. ok wait that's tomorrow.. hahah.. NICE !! But as of right now.. I am in a sling.. UGH..

On my way to the Gym to do some LEGS !! It's my Arm that hurts.. not my legs.. I will update everyone once she calls.. !!