Girl left her facebook logged in.......

[LeroyB]

So glad I am married.
sorry for your trouble mate.

[RANA]

let's see over the past 6 months
lost a dog to your ex
your girl was the victim of a stalker
been beaten in your sleep by the ghost of your step father
knocked your girl up...which I don't understand...you said you dated her for years...where'd she go? Did she die...doubt you'd dump the mother of your child so lightly.
went to jail for roids

c'mon man, how much of this crap is true

Thanks for the info!!!!

[PT]

he ran away after he found out he was busted. we do get alot of these here. he wont be back. he will go somewere else to do his storytelling or maybe join under a different name

[DSM4Life]

[D7M]

^that one cracked me up, DSM.

Good one

[Big Horsepower]

I think it is safe to say RyanRoss makes up crap, time to call bs on any new stories.

[Flagg]

RyanRoss, the boy who cried wolf.

[SunHangDo]

he ran away after he found out he was busted. we do get alot of these here. he wont be back. he will go somewere else to do his storytelling or maybe join under a different name

You know, being the geek that I am, I'm familiar with most any pathetic thing one can do over the internet, but it astounds me when a "grown man" posts fake stories about himself on a message board of attention. I've seen the same sort of thing happen on car forums as well.

Shameful.

[Solomon]

If it makes you feel any better I probably would have done the same thing.

[wharton]

the things you do when you aint got a girl, you make one up and then you make her out to be a bitch bloody hell you got no chance on getting a real one lol

[Hazard]

the things you do when you aint got a girl, you make one up and then you make her out to be a bitch bloody hell you got no chance on getting a real one lol

LOL! You know your fvcked when your make believe GF is a cvnt.....

~Haz~

[CBGB]

LOL! You know your fvcked when your make believe GF is a cvnt.....

~Haz~

Ahhhhhahahahaha

[paulzane]

LOL! You know your fvcked when your make believe GF is a cvnt.....

~Haz~

No .... you know you're fcuked when you are a cvnt to your make believe GF!

[marcus300]

let's see over the past 6 months
lost a dog to your ex
your girl was the victim of a stalker
been beaten in your sleep by the ghost of your step father
knocked your girl up...which I don't understand...you said you dated her for years...where'd she go? Did she die...doubt you'd dump the mother of your child so lightly.
went to jail for roids

c'mon man, how much of this crap is true

Well spotted, sounds like the game is up lol

[Kratos]

LOL! You know your fvcked when your make believe GF is a cvnt.....

~Haz~

lmao

[sigman roid]

LOL! You know your fvcked when your make believe GF is a cvnt.....

~Haz~

hahahahaha

[Eddie_m63]

Sorry to hear that. But often girls will say anything just to have it their way.

[playboii]

lol this guys stories are great. I'm going to actually miss reading these stories lol.

[ranging1]

No .... you know you're fcuked when you are a cvnt to your make believe GF!

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA even better line then Hazards one

[thegodfather]

You know, being the geek that I am, I'm familiar with most any pathetic thing one can do over the internet, but it astounds me when a "grown man" posts fake stories about himself on a message board of attention. I've seen the same sort of thing happen on car forums as well.

Shameful.

I caught onto this shit a long time ago its just really not worth the energy to call these people out. I mean, I suppose its fun, just kind of pathetic that I don't feel the need to burst peoples bubbles. If you think about it, there are enough people in the world that there are some twisted and sick FU**s of all kinds out there. A couple months ago a guy came into the ER with an entire, in tact, bottle of wine shoved up his rectum, the big end first, with the spout end facing down. People are into some really sick fu*ked up shit. Ok, I'm getting off track, but anyway, in life there are winners and losers, and in most capitalist societies there tend to be a lot more losers than winners, an upside down pyramid if you will. The internet, and most frequently message boards, becomes a place for these losers of life to live in a fantasy world where they aren't losers, or don't get enough attention in real life for any number of reasons.

I mean in this case we have a guy who creates drama around himself for negative attention. But the point is that some people just crave attention be it positive or negative. Think about the number of people who have passed through here and posted fake pictures, or made up really outrageous stories. Lets all be honest, unless you are moving a couple thousand milliliters a week, its pretty fu*king hard to get popped for steroids in the US, and to have any of the charges stick. Even more outlandish, is for anyone to want to brag on a public steroid forum, in all likelihood monitored by the fu*king LEO's, about your god damn steroid bust. Unless of course, you are seeking street cred and want to be accepted by everyone without having to spend years on here building up a solid reputation for yourself. That was my take on the whole situation, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm some 100lb dweeb sitting in my moms basement in tighty whiteys eating Cheetos. Whatever...

[cfiler]

I caught onto this shit a long time ago its just really not worth the energy to call these people out. I mean, I suppose its fun, just kind of pathetic that I don't feel the need to burst peoples bubbles. If you think about it, there are enough people in the world that there are some twisted and sick FU**s of all kinds out there. A couple months ago a guy came into the ER with an entire, in tact, bottle of wine shoved up his rectum, the big end first, with the spout end facing down. People are into some really sick fu*ked up shit. Ok, I'm getting off track, but anyway, in life there are winners and losers, and in most capitalist societies there tend to be a lot more losers than winners, an upside down pyramid if you will. The internet, and most frequently message boards, becomes a place for these losers of life to live in a fantasy world where they aren't losers, or don't get enough attention in real life for any number of reasons.

I mean in this case we have a guy who creates drama around himself for negative attention. But the point is that some people just crave attention be it positive or negative. Think about the number of people who have passed through here and posted fake pictures, or made up really outrageous stories. Lets all be honest, unless you are moving a couple thousand milliliters a week, its pretty fu*king hard to get popped for steroids in the US, and to have any of the charges stick. Even more outlandish, is for anyone to want to brag on a public steroid forum, in all likelihood monitored by the fu*king LEO's, about your god damn steroid bust. Unless of course, you are seeking street cred and want to be accepted by everyone without having to spend years on here building up a solid reputation for yourself. That was my take on the whole situation, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm some 100lb dweeb sitting in my moms basement in tighty whiteys eating Cheetos. Whatever...

That reminded me of the jackass show, where one guy shoved a toy car up his rectum and then went to the hospital and pretended he knew nothing about it.

[calgarian]

All I can say is attention whore.........

[Hazard]

LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA even better line then Hazards one

~Haz~

[Unoid]

Dumped. To hell with this. This has just motivated me to come out stronger from college. I'm going to do a cycle--yeah, that's right. I'm going to cycle, and plow into every freaking slut I can from now on and kick them all to the curb. I'm too mad to even be upset or hurt now.

That sir, is the spirit of champions

[Swifto]

So I just found out this girl was telling the total and complete truth. If anyone wants me to actually post how I know this let me know, because there were a couple of strange coincidences but everything added up from the get go....I was just too mad to even listen to her try to explain.

God I am a FAIL at relationships!!

Screw it, I'll just post how.

This girls family are conservative Catholics, and she goes to a private school for girls only. She respects her family's wishes and doesn't stay the night with me (they believe its best to wait til married...and all that, I respect it).

She stayed the night with me Saturday for the first time ever, and lied to her family and told them she was staying at her friends in order to stay with me. So when I saw this conversation where her mom was actually on her facebook, she said 'I stayed at a friends'. that's what the reference was to. The catch .22 is that in order for the truth to be proven, she had to call her mom and tell her that she stayed with me, and explained the situation. Her mother calls and says, "Ryan.......that was me on her chat. She lied to me, and so did you!! You are a bad influence on my daughter. *click* " So not only did I lose the girl, I feel like the biggest asshole on the planet. This has just been a hell of a ride for me. Next thing you know I'll date some girl and end up shitting in her shower and trying to clean it out with a boner.

F*ck...

[Swifto]

let's see over the past 6 months
lost a dog to your ex
your girl was the victim of a stalker
been beaten in your sleep by the ghost of your step father
knocked your girl up...which I don't understand...you said you dated her for years...where'd she go? Did she die...doubt you'd dump the mother of your child so lightly.
went to jail for roids

c'mon man, how much of this crap is true

Wow.

I've been out the loop...

[AlphaMaleDawg]

what I dont understand is her profile says she is in a relationship with you. Obviously this guy would see that if he is messaging back and forth with her and is friends on there with her.

and LOL at the mom excuse. like her mom was chatting with that random guy on her profile...uhhh yea right

edit: nvm didnt see your latest post. But this is a good thing. Why date a girl who is saving herself for marriage when you are so young?