
Originally Posted by
Nooomoto
I share your dream, brother.
I'd call it something cool sounding...like Animal House...or w/e.
-Hardcore examples of different music genres playing at all times (alternating between metal and gangsta rap, for example)
-Dumbbells up to at least 150 lbs, with the lightest being 45.
-A BBQ pit with steak and chicken always on
-No machines unless they are machines that facilitate things that cannot be done with freeweights.
-New barbells always on hand to replace those which will undoubtedly become bent by the awesome shit going on.
-Chalk dispensary in the middle of the gym
-Dropping (unnecessarily)/slamming/throwing weights results in immediate revocation of membership.
-No cell phones
-The bathroom will have a camera in it, and you will sign a waiver acknowledging such. If you are caught pissing/shitting in any where other than the toilets, you'll be forced to clean it up.
-Shooting range/bikini car-wash out back.
-Strongman equipment: logs, tires, weight sleds
-No in-house trainers or salesmen. If you want to sign up, fine...if not...GTFO.
EDIT: I forgot...in order to become a member, you must answer one question (in addition to membership fees):
What is best in life?