worst syringe accident u ever had

[lovestospooge23]

well heres an almost one about an hour ago i injected myself in the leg, i usually have my bottom clothes off because its more comfortable and i don't want my sweaty underwear falling on the injection site accidiently which means i gotta swab it again, so anyways after im done injecting i go to drop the syringe into the container where i throw all my needles n shit shit but when i dropped the damn thing the thing fell on my damn weenier but luckily not on the needle side.

[DSM4Life]

I got a shower, went to stick myself, hit a nerve passed out naked on the floor. The boyfriend came in and saw me laying naked on the floor with a needle sticking out of my leg and the dog F***ing me in the ass.

[paulzane]

I got a shower, went to stick myself, hit a nerve passed out naked on the floor. The boyfriend came in and saw me laying naked on the floor with a needle sticking out of my leg and the dog F***ing me in the ass.

Fact or fantasy?

[stpete]

About 10 years ago i injected into my glute and when i withdrew blood started pouring down my ass. Well i was kinda freaked and got anxious to get the alcohol swab on it and when i went to cap the syringe, i accidently stabbed my right forefinger. Needle went completely through my finger just to the left of the bone. It happened so fast that i thought i just poked it, but after i took care of the injection site i looked at my finger and sure enough there were 2 holes in my finger and both were bleeding.

[*RAGE*]

whats an injection

re-capping the pin and stuck the SOB half way through my finger, a normal man would have cried but I pulled it out and put a bandage on it...

[Mooseman33]

that a boy...

wouldnt expect anything less brother....

[spywizard]

whats an injection

re-capping the pin and stuck the SOB half way through my finger, a normal man would have cried but I pulled it out and put a bandage on it...

bandage??? ok princess.. .

just throw some dirt on it..

[spywizard]

hit it with an 18g in the glute... but you only do that 1 time in your life..

[D7M]

hit it with an 18g in the glute... but you only do that 1 time in your life..

lol...I did that on my first cycle...

and, yep...never again....

[FranciscoG]

Was doing a trap shot and my trap started spasming. So I sat back and tried to relax my workout partner walked in and had this look oh his face like I was possessed. Took the needle out and blood started coming out. The stream of blood went from my back to my waist line.

[6ft5]

I stuck my r-quad, dam pin went half in and sprang like a catapult would do. Oh shit! And a few more words. It hurt like a muther, and didn't go in far enuf sooo I jamd it threw the pain. I was sweating, shaking, and cursing whyle my gf is in the other room thinkn I'm dying in there. Ok the oils in yank it out guess I hit a vein to cuz I bled out like I got shot w a 22 pistol. Then received a silver dollar hematoma.

[Bossman]

Worst Ive had is a couple of good shoulder squirters. Its amazing how blood can spray 3 feet from that little needle hole. It always stopped with some pressure though.

[operationgetbig]

i poked myself in my finger once when i was putting the cap back on the needle.

[Mooseman33]

Worst Ive had is a couple of good shoulder squirters. Its amazing how blood can spray 3 feet from that little needle hole. It always stopped with some pressure though.

i hear that.
i hate it when the blood shoots out ur delt and hits the mirror...

i blled like a stuck pig, or stuck moose

[stack_it]

Nothing wierd here but I did walk in on dsm passed out naked on the bathroom floor with a syringe sticking out his ass and his dogs wiener sticking in his ass.

[wharton]

Ive droped a syringe after inject and it stuk in my toe and Ive also gone to stick the cap on and put the needle through my finger insted. Quite funny looking back on it lol

[OhioMuscle22]

injection of tren into my shoulder, than within about 20 seconds finally figuring out what the tren cough is, God i thought i was gonna die.

[PistolStarta]

for some reason like 3 times I darted and went in at decently hard angles and then had to deal with a hell of a burn while injecting, I'm talking I missed 90 degrees by a good 30 lol.

[slimy]

Definition of a bad day: Glute shot. I'm old so I have a lot of scar tissue. I knew I bent the needle when it went in, but decided to go ahead with the shot any way. Phone rang, I jumped, broke the needle off in my ass. Just far enough that I can't pull it out. No way in Hell am I going to get somebody else to fix this, so I start digging at the needle with a razor blade. I got the needle out, but of course, it got infected. So I couldn't set down for a couple of days. Walking hurt for weeks.

Bright side, I didn't pass out, so my dog did not take advantage of me.

[Friend]

The first time i ever pinned lats, i got tren cough halfway through injecting. I had to let go of the needle i was coughing so bad, so as i was coughing to death, the half empty needle was still bouncing around in my lat. It hurt like all fvck.

[Chitown Raider]

My buddy was injecting my rear delt and apparently the needle wasn't screwed on tight enough to the syringe. He injected, aspirated, then as he goes to push the plunger the oil burst out of the syringe getting him in his eye and his hand. He had red eye for quite some time that day.

[HustlerBrah]

shoved an 18g into ranging1's glute and he was screamin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO H FCUKKKKKKKK

LOL!

i've pricked myself on the finger once, it wsn't nice but ohw ell

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

[ranging1]

shoved an 18g into ranging1's glute and he was screamin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO H FCUKKKKKKKK

LOL!

i've pricked myself on the finger once, it wsn't nice but ohw ell

lol yea AND IT FUKIN HURT

lets not forget the time you jabbed me when you were on clen and were shaking like a dildo when you jabbed me

o and today i pricked myself with a syringe, i have a disposabl syrnige box and one of the syringes has peirced through the plastic and jabbed me

worse is the syringe is prob like 3 months old and has been sitting in their that long

[HustlerBrah]

after prickin ur like oh fcuk now i got ur aids

[AlphaMaleDawg]

only done one cycle and only injected glutes. God I hope I never have a story to contribute to this thread

[LastFighter]

My brother gave me an injection in the glutes when he pulled out he didn't pull it out straight and hit so many friggin nerves I could feel it from my toes to my neck

[JinNtonic]

NONE and I want to keep it that way!

Great thread BTW

[Hazard]

I've had a burning sensation while injecting my quad that felt like i stabbed myself with a steak knife.....

Other than that..... no real injection stories to tell.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

OMFG..... I think i'm in love.....

~Haz~

[Charlie6]

Yea i'd hit that ^^

and man...18g??? 23 is too wide for me! 25 all the way...

[RANA]

hit it with an 18g in the glute... but you only do that 1 time in your life..

I did that a couple of years back!!!

[number twelve]

my boy jabbed me and then accidentally stabbed himself in the hand with the same needle that was just in my ass. thats prob the worst

[Bojangles69]

Hmm I guess when I first tried shooting quads.

Stuck the needle in once, hit a nerve, pulled out. (hurt like a mfkr)

Stuck the same needle in again 1 inch over, get a 1/2" in, hit another fvckn nerve, this one hurts even more, pull it out, starts to bleed more.

I'm thinking ok "3's a charm", slam the mfkr in and slam it right through a nerve, I jump on my feet and the angle of the needle turns, hitting more nerves. I grab the needle and pull it out as fast as I can. Looking at my quad, I have 3 little rivers of blood dripping all over my leg. Can't tolerate the pain anymore, shoot my glute instead, never shot quads again.

[Kibble]

Damn you guys are all making me afraid of shooting quads! I find the glute injections to be more painful than quads

[kalspic]

one time i got a spinal tap. i havnt cycled yet so no good stories about that

[Phate]

I passed out once and woke up 3 hours later on my floor with the syringe still in my arm


the worst though was when my dad got a new EMG(electromyography) machine, it allows him to put electrodes on various nerves and shock them to see if they are conducting properly, but he also can insert a needle into muscle and have you flex and relax

i was there for 6 hours while he examined every major muscle and nerve in my body with a 25x factor setting(meaning every time he hit the button i had to wait for it to shock me 25x before i could move)

[buffgator]

I slipped onetime trying to do a glute shot and the needle went in one side of my thumb and out the other.

[ranging1]

I slipped onetime trying to do a glute shot and the needle went in one side of my thumb and out the other.

FUKKKKKKKKKKKKK THat

[scorpion62]

FUKKKKKKKKKKKKK THat

Great read funny but boy bring home the fear