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    OWNED!!!! Facebook Revenge...

    http://www.lolfbmoments.com/?p=844

    scroll down alittle and start reading.

    she is screwed!!!!! literaly.


    Moto

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    If I were Brian, I'd get a haircut, asap

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    Post of the day no doubt! very nice

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    that is the funniest shit ever...

    revenge at its best.....

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    Rule of life number one: Keep all important or damning information inside your head. Under no circumstances allow said information to exist outside of it.

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    she was probably to dumb to remember so she had to write it down.

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    Wow......that's all I got....wow!!

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    she may as well kill herself, or move to another state and change her name

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    Now thats funny!!!

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    lol that might be the funnies shit I've ever seen.

    I (heart) facebook you (heart) cock, lol

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    with a list like that its funny she still is a virgin

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    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    headshot

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    excellent post

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    "what are you going to do? tell mom and dad i uploaded your dick sucking list"


    classic

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    i wonder how old she is to be writing shit like that, i am guessing 8th grade or so..

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    i'd hate to be her dad.

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    Rofl these are gold

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    poor girl

    im wishing my name was on that list now

    shit for a free hair cut id let her have a go

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    Quote Originally Posted by laduem88 View Post
    LMFAO HOLY SHIT HIS HAPPENED TO MY MATE LAST NIGHT FOR REAL


    hes been dating his GF for about 15 months now

    anyways we went a nightclub last few nights ago

    and this pretty hot girl walks up to him and gos 'i think i know you from somewhere? have we met before?'

    he replies 'i think we might but i usually remeber cute faces'

    she replies 'are you single'?

    he repliad 'yes'

    she then goes 'proove it, pash me'

    he goes 'okay'

    they pash

    they exchange numbers n she walks off

    an hour later that phone number calls him

    he ansers n goes 'hello cutie'

    on the other end was his girlfriend

    her exact words 'URR FUKKED'

    lmfao the girl he made out with was his girlfriends bestfriend, and it was planned out

    LMFAO his excuse to hsi gf ' i knew it was your friend, thats why i did it, coz i know how jealious you are and what youd do to test me, so i went through with it knowing'

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    MOTO, nice find

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    LMFAO HOLY SHIT HIS HAPPENED TO MY MATE LAST NIGHT FOR REAL


    hes been dating his GF for about 15 months now

    anyways we went a nightclub last few nights ago

    and this pretty hot girl walks up to him and gos 'i think i know you from somewhere? have we met before?'

    he replies 'i think we might but i usually remeber cute faces'

    she replies 'are you single'?

    he repliad 'yes'

    she then goes 'proove it, pash me'

    he goes 'okay'

    they pash

    they exchange numbers n she walks off

    an hour later that phone number calls him

    he ansers n goes 'hello cutie'

    on the other end was his girlfriend

    her exact words 'URR FUKKED'

    lmfao the girl he made out with was his girlfriends bestfriend, and it was planned out

    LMFAO his excuse to hsi gf ' i knew it was your friend, thats why i did it, coz i know how jealious you are and what youd do to test me, so i went through with it knowing'
    how did he not know what his GF he has been datings best friend looks like?

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    ^^ That one jelious controling trol.

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    I love the commets

    # Rachel Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Ugh, I hate society. If Katie had been a boy who wrote down his sexual exploits, he would’ve been lauded as ‘the man’ for sleeping with several girls. However, she is a girl and thus is a whore by society’s standards because she enjoys sex.

    **** you people. **** you all and your double standards, you assholes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Horsepower View Post
    I love the commets

    # Rachel Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Ugh, I hate society. If Katie had been a boy who wrote down his sexual exploits, he would’ve been lauded as ‘the man’ for sleeping with several girls. However, she is a girl and thus is a whore by society’s standards because she enjoys sex.

    **** you people. **** you all and your double standards, you assholes.
    haha like chris rock said, dick is always free, pvssy isnt.

    besides even if a guy had a list like that, it would be weird because besides every girl you wouldn't be like "feel her tits" you would be like "bang" next to every name

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    Quote Originally Posted by laduem88 View Post
    how did he not know what his GF he has been datings best friend looks like?
    LMFAO we asked him the same thing, worst was the girl said he looked familiar from somewhere and he still didnt realise


    were just giving him so much shit now about it

    we havent seen him in 2 days now, hes been with his GF for past 2 days, dunno how things are going lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    LMFAO we asked him the same thing, worst was the girl said he looked familiar from somewhere and he still didnt realise


    were just giving him so much shit now about it

    we havent seen him in 2 days now, hes been with his GF for past 2 days, dunno how things are going lol
    if i were him id just be like i knew it was your best friend babe, thats why i thought it was a joke, and play that card

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    Quote Originally Posted by laduem88 View Post
    if i were him id just be like i knew it was your best friend babe, thats why i thought it was a joke, and play that card
    lol read my first post thats exactly what he did

    whether it worked im yet to find out......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Horsepower View Post
    I love the commets

    # Rachel Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Ugh, I hate society. If Katie had been a boy who wrote down his sexual exploits, he would’ve been lauded as ‘the man’ for sleeping with several girls. However, she is a girl and thus is a whore by society’s standards because she enjoys sex.

    **** you people. **** you all and your double standards, you assholes.
    This is what it comes down to:

    Take a lock and a key for example. If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. However, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, it's a sh*tty lock!

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    When he gets called out he turns into a gutless piece of shit. Grow a pair lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    This is what it comes down to:

    Take a lock and a key for example. If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. However, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, it's a sh*tty lock!
    very well said

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    This is what it comes down to:

    Take a lock and a key for example. If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. However, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, it's a sh*tty lock!
    WOW, one of the best ways ive heard it put. Im gonna have to use this when the situation arises, I will of course quote or give credit to ya.

    cant wait to spit this out mid conversation!!!!!!!


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    That will be 10$ sir!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    This is what it comes down to:

    Take a lock and a key for example. If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. However, if a lock is opened by multiple keys, it's a sh*tty lock!
    give this man a medal


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    if his sisters hot i wanna be the last guy on the page is all im saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    That will be 10$ sir!
    can i finance that?

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    the commenting back and forward is the best part about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laduem88 View Post
    I enjoyed this..

    really funny.

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