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  1. 01-16-2010, 10:48 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by superben258 View Post
    Well I'm in Maryland now but I'm from The Bronx. I come up to the city about once a month. I'm new to all this and havent started to take anything yet. It's good to meet someone from the city, maybe you can help me down the road. For now I'm still reading and learning.
    sure. I mean I am still relatively new to this too as I have only cycled once from august-oct so far but I have learned a crapload at this point just from these forums so I feel like I am ahead of my time as far as steroids go
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  2. 01-16-2010, 11:07 AM #42
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    Well you're almost a year ahead of me so I'm sure you can help.
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    My mom found a capped needle in my room when she was helping me pack up to move out. she was like "what is this???"

    I was like "I dont' know"

    and it was left at that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgb6810 View Post
    If your mom can't tell by your appearance alone that you're using steroids, you must be doing something wrong.
    LOL!!!! I recall a instance where my mother was taking a picture of me and she didnt want to get a side angle where my chest n arms showed because she didnt want people at her job making steroid remarks. funny shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    damn thats a total fail attempt lol
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    What now mom?!?!?!?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    The best part of this thread is his name, "Alphamaledog", and hes complaining about his mommy *almost finding his steroids.

    Just goes to show how big our internet cocks can be.
    my internet cock is 12 inches bitch!!!
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    My mom caught me masturbating....
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    Moms will always worry,im 43 and i would never let my mom know i do steroids.She asked a while back if i was,i said no mom,im not.I love my mom more than anybody in the whole world and i hated lying to her,but it was for the best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    My mom caught me masturbating....
    Wow,talk about a very awkward moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    My mom caught me masturbating....
    my mum caught me having sex with my gf while we were both on drugs.... and wearing sunglasses naked.....


    worst part is she walked in the room n goes 'what the fuk are you doing?!!'

    i got up form lying on ym girlfriend and looked at her wiht my versace sunglasses on

    and replied 'dont worry ive got a condom on'


    when the drugs wore off few hours later all i coudl think of was

    'WTF did that just happen? wtf are u doing with yourself?'

    LMFAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    my mum caught me having sex with my gf while we were both on drugs.... and wearing sunglasses naked.....


    worst part is she walked in the room n goes 'what the fuk are you doing?!!'

    i got up form lying on ym girlfriend and looked at her wiht my versace sunglasses on

    and replied 'dont worry ive got a condom on'


    when the drugs wore off few hours later all i coudl think of was

    'WTF did that just happen? wtf are u doing with yourself?'

    LMFAO
    lolol..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    My mom caught me masturbating....
    bet u blew your load just as soon as you saw her walk in
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    There we go...hahahaha

    She does if you drive a mustang and smoke cigarettes.
    what about her mom?? im at the age i can do both of them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    bet u blew your load just as soon as you saw her walk in

    now see that's wrong
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    I haven't been caught out with gear, but my dad is a doctor so no doubt he knows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    my mum caught me having sex with my gf while we were both on drugs.... and wearing sunglasses naked.....


    worst part is she walked in the room n goes 'what the fuk are you doing?!!'

    i got up form lying on ym girlfriend and looked at her wiht my versace sunglasses on

    and replied 'dont worry ive got a condom on'


    when the drugs wore off few hours later all i coudl think of was

    'WTF did that just happen? wtf are u doing with yourself?'

    LMFAO
    LOL I just threw up from laughing so hard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    my mum caught me having sex with my gf while we were both on drugs.... and wearing sunglasses naked.....


    worst part is she walked in the room n goes 'what the fuk are you doing?!!'

    i got up form lying on ym girlfriend and looked at her wiht my versace sunglasses on

    and replied 'dont worry ive got a condom on'


    when the drugs wore off few hours later all i coudl think of was

    'WTF did that just happen? wtf are u doing with yourself?'

    LMFAO
    I have to hangout with you before we get too old..... LOLOLOL

    *no homo*

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    great thread

    my dad caught me precursors for meth once (long time ago) that was fun...
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    lol school boy errors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by (TLF) CHAMPION54 View Post
    LOL I just threw up from laughing so hard!
    lmfao i know, ive never mentioned it to my mother once ever again

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    I have to hangout with you before we get too old..... LOLOLOL

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    lol nps you ever come australia well rock it,

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    Quote Originally Posted by ****** View Post
    My mom found a syringe in my room a couple months ago...the conversation went something like this:

    Mom: "Are you taking steroids!!?"
    Me: "Yes"
    Mom: "Omg, they're gonna kill you."
    Me: "Well, theyre gonna need a big fvckin coffin when I die."

    ...she hasent mentioned it since.
    hahah you sound like my boy at the gym.. he runs so much gear, he always says "I'm gonna die soon, but they're gonna need a big coffin for me!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odpierdol_sie! View Post
    AlphaMaleDawg? I think you should change your name after this post. . . NotSoAlphaBoyPup perhaps? hahahahahaha


    jokes
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