Subject: two Italian men get on a bus
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> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and
> engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
> them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized
> when she hears one of the men say the following:
> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
> I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
> I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
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> "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
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> "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
> lives.........
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> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
> justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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