The anabolic dream

**NVR2BIG1** · 01-31-2010, 05:30 AM

I woke myself up laughing because I had the most ****ed up dream ever. I was trying to go back to Church w/ my wife and the church was this big ampitheatre outside. The preacher at the church just came out with some hit song called "the hands come out, your hands go up" it was on every damn radio station u turned to. Well i was sick to death of hearing it and I had not known prior this was the annoying asshole who sang it. The service was long, really long. I'm sitting there thinking about how I needed to eat. So the preacher says over the microphone, "I'd like for you all to take your hands out, and lets all get our hands up, this is my new hit single "hands come out, your hands go up" I said to my wife, "**** this, I'm going the car to eat" So as I'm getting up the preacher yells out to me "hwy you there, yea you right there!! Where are you going?" I yelled out "I'll be right back" he said "yeah, sure you will" So I walk to the car, and 'm sitting in the drivers seat eating out of my cooler, well this ****er walks up to the front of the hood and is looking at me singing "Your haaaands come out, and the haaaaaands go up" and he's pointing at me. So I spit the piece of chicken out of my mouth, get out of the car and grab him by his throat. "Now I'm gonna tell you something you son of a bitch!!! I ****ing hate this God Damn service and I hate your shit hit single song. Shut the **** up, just shut the **** up already!!!" everyone in the theatre is looking over. The police are immediately called, and I end up being detained. So I'm in the back of the cop car on the way to jail. The cop flips on his radio, "hands come out, hands go up" comes on, ****!!

**slimy** · 01-31-2010, 03:43 PM

No tren before bed for you.....

**Hazard** · 01-31-2010, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by slimy

No tren before bed for you.....

LMFAO! X2!!!!

~Haz~

**Bossman** · 01-31-2010, 05:05 PM

Damn! I can't remember any of my dreams.

**Eddie_m63** · 01-31-2010, 06:28 PM

I can, mostly about flying.

**collar** · 01-31-2010, 07:37 PM

LOL, thats pretty funny.

**boz** · 02-01-2010, 07:53 AM

I had a dream the other night about aas believe it or not, and i got to say it makes me want to blend it into a sport, the glory i received was remarkable loved it so much i just may attempt it lol.