My wife's Planet Fitness experience and how it's affected me.....

**Hazard** · 02-16-2010, 12:53 PM

As most of you know..... I hate this gym as it is. Well.... my wife loves it because she mainly does cardio and the machines they have can accomodate her routines.

So my wife asks me if she can get a "black card" so she can bring me to the gym with her for free to do cardio. (I promised myself i'd start cardio this month LOL)

My wife goes to the front desk and asks the kid how much a black card would cost and his reply is "I'll give it to you if you go on a date with me" - now..... shes talked with him before - just while signing in and she bummed a cigarette from him once because she ran out and saw him smoking but shes not the "flirty" type. So she tells him he was awfully brazenand that she was married.... to which his reply was "So am i..... so what?" she shot him a look and went to walk out and he says "My wife is a dope addict..... I plan on divorcing her and want nothing to do with her because I know shes using dirty needles" my wife then says "You look like a dope addict too" and he says "I just sell Oxy's - if you ever want any..... let me know" - she shook her head and walked out.

She ofcoarse told me what happened when I got home and I told her i'd take care of it. She was feeling uncomfortable about going back to the gym but didn't wanna stop going.

So yesterday after I'm done lifting she calls me and tells me that shes on her way to the gym. I told her I'd be there and she's either going to point him out or i'll talk to a manager. When I got there I found her and she said he wasn't working..... so I pulled the manage aside and explained everything that happened. I also said "Listen..... I'm her husband..... It's my job to make sure stuff like this gets taken care of. She doesn't need to be harrassed in a judgement free zone gym. Not only that..... but I thought you'd like to be made aware of someone selling drugs out of your gym. I was going to handle it my way..... but decided i'd give you guys the opportunity to handle it peacefully."

He then said "I thank-you for bringing this to my attention. Tell your wife i'll understand if she wants to switch gyms but let her know that theres a 90% chance that this individual will not be back. She wont have to see him again......"

I got the mother fvcker fired!!!!!

He hit on the wrong broad..... friggin asshole.....

Just thought I'd share my joy with the rest of you.....

~Haz~

**elpropiotorvic** · 02-16-2010, 12:58 PM

Good stuff... Finally the bigger man wins lol

on that happy note ur lookng heavy in that pic

**DSM4Life** · 02-16-2010, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

As most of you know..... I hate this gym as it is. Well.... my wife loves it because she mainly does cardio and the machines they have can accomodate her routines.

So my wife asks me if she can get a "black card" so she can bring me to the gym with her for free to do cardio. (I promised myself i'd start cardio this month LOL)

My wife goes to the front desk and asks the kid how much a black card would cost and his reply is "I'll give it to you if you go on a date with me" - now..... shes talked with him before - just while signing in and she bummed a cigarette from him once because she ran out and saw him smoking but shes not the "flirty" type. So she tells him he was awfully brazenand that she was married.... to which his reply was "So am i..... so what?" she shot him a look and went to walk out and he says "My wife is a dope addict..... I plan on divorcing her and want nothing to do with her because I know shes using dirty needles" my wife then says "You look like a dope addict too" and he says "I just sell Oxy's - if you ever want any..... let me know" - she shook her head and walked out.

She ofcoarse told me what happened when I got home and I told her i'd take care of it. She was feeling uncomfortable about going back to the gym but didn't wanna stop going.

So yesterday after I'm done lifting she calls me and tells me that shes on her way to the gym. I told her I'd be there and she's either going to point him out or i'll talk to a manager. When I got there I found her and she said he wasn't working..... so I pulled the manage aside and explained everything that happened. I also said "Listen..... I'm her husband..... It's my job to make sure stuff like this gets taken care of. She doesn't need to be harrassed in a judgement free zone gym. Not only that..... but I thought you'd like to be made aware of someone selling drugs out of your gym. I was going to handle it my way..... but decided i'd give you guys the opportunity to handle it peacefully."

He then said "I thank-you for bringing this to my attention. Tell your wife i'll understand if she wants to switch gyms but let her know that theres a 90% chance that this individual will not be back. She wont have to see him again......"

I got the mother fvcker fired!!!!!

He hit on the wrong broad..... friggin asshole.....

Just thought I'd share my joy with the rest of you.....

~Haz~

Shows that when you handle things in an appropriate manner things get taken care of.

Thumbs up to you.

**paulzane** · 02-16-2010, 12:58 PM

Well done Haz!!

**alexISthrowed** · 02-16-2010, 01:09 PM

Its a good thing he wasn't working that day. I'm sure he would take being fired over re constructive surgery any day, I know I would.

**DangerDave** · 02-16-2010, 01:16 PM

Haz you handled that really well. And yes looking awsome in the avi. Gonna post a cool avi too as soon as I have the capability to do so

**Mooseman33** · 02-16-2010, 01:19 PM

u handled it good brother...

but dont tell me u dont wish u would of got to cave that fvkers head in.
i hate scum like that

**Nooomoto** · 02-16-2010, 01:23 PM

Good job not being the meathead the people at Planet Fitness would've expected you to be. Me on the other hand...I'm more the "wait in the parking lot until you get off work" type.

Good show.

**MotoLifter** · 02-16-2010, 01:38 PM

nice work man. that kinda sht is unaccepable. I hate that gym with a passion but can understand why women like it. It caters to them and what they wanna do.

but a firm handshake to you for handleing it like a gentleman. I would have had to take some deep breaths before i walked in, but I would like to think I would handle it the same way.

Moto

**energizer bunny** · 02-16-2010, 03:02 PM

good for you mate, you could of easily went in shouting and throwing your weight about, then they would of said roid rage blah blah blah.......you did it with style, i dont know if i could of done that.

**Hazard** · 02-16-2010, 03:07 PM

Oh don't get me wrong.... I had every intention on ringing that kids neck LOL - If he was there I may have done it. I can control myself and I know not to goto prison over a jerkoff like that.....

LOL what was really funny tho was when I saw my wife - she said she forgot ehr jacket..... so i took mine off and let her wear it. I had my tee on and just got done working out LOLOLOL - yeah heads turned.....

I'm glad I kept my cool tho..... no reason to act like an asshole to the manager...... he had no idea.

~Haz~

**Dukkit** · 02-16-2010, 03:12 PM

thats my boy!

haz was my valentine everyone.

hahahah

**calgarian** · 02-16-2010, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

thats my boy!

haz was my valentine everyone.

hahahah

what do you call 2 homo's in a closet??
Dukkit and Haz...

Pay back is a bitch isnt it son

**bjpennnn** · 02-16-2010, 03:20 PM

good shit man. excited for your interview.

**jbm** · 02-16-2010, 04:44 PM

**jbm** · 02-16-2010, 04:44 PM

**F4iGuy** · 02-16-2010, 08:52 PM

Good on you. Now go find a real gym to train at lol.

**RANA** · 02-16-2010, 09:19 PM

So you're the SOB that got me fired...lol

Nice job!

**NVR2BIG1** · 02-16-2010, 09:52 PM

tell him to quit selling his Oxycodine because he's going to need it after he gets his face rearranged

**firmechicano831** · 02-16-2010, 11:21 PM

good job brother.

**stevey_6t9** · 02-16-2010, 11:28 PM

dam i was expecting you to team up with dukkit and blow the place up...

**lovbyts** · 02-17-2010, 12:50 AM

Good for you and I hope they do take care of it. Good for your wife coming to you about it also and letting you take care of it.

**Skully44420** · 02-17-2010, 01:30 AM

now that take's a big man to handle it that way...props to you bro

looking huge in the new avi too

***t-gunz*** · 02-17-2010, 05:30 AM

nice work mate

handled it nicely

**Hazard** · 02-17-2010, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by F4iGuy

Good on you. Now go find a real gym to train at lol.

LMFAO! Come on now..... I train in a dungeon practically! I'd only use "planet useless" for their cardio equipment.....

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 02-17-2010, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by NVR2BIG1

tell him to quit selling his Oxycodine because he's going to need it after he gets his face rearranged

LOLOL yeah he was going to get it..... Anything that involves another guy disrespecting my wife gets my complete full attention.

LOL I told the manager "Listen..... My wife knows this kind of stuff happens now and then. She's a very good looking girl and I know it's to be expected from guys..... but he's just being too persistant and relentless even knowing shes married. That doesn't sit well with me"

there wont be a conversation next time..... now that I know what he looks like..... i'll wait for him in the damn parking lot.

~Haz~

**Narkissos** · 02-17-2010, 12:28 PM

So after all that, did the manager give you a black card?

**Nicotine** · 02-18-2010, 02:18 AM

you didnt roid rage , punch the guy out, toss weights around - while filming it then putting it on youtube?

i'm disapointed :P

j/k

way to stick up for your wife, and doing it tastefully..... probally makes you look THAT much better in her eyes with how you handled it.

**kevinrudd** · 02-18-2010, 06:18 AM

nice job mate

better then hereing similar stories

only the ending is

'i kiked the shit out of the little prick'

u handled it well, good on ya

**neverenuff21** · 02-18-2010, 03:40 PM

Yeah, very well done sir.

**neverenuff21** · 02-18-2010, 03:41 PM

I have to admit, I dont want to steal your thunder, but I'd like to see how you would have continued to handle it if things hadn't gone exactly that way...

**aaronk88** · 02-18-2010, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

As most of you know..... I hate this gym as it is. Well.... my wife loves it because she mainly does cardio and the machines they have can accomodate her routines.

So my wife asks me if she can get a "black card" so she can bring me to the gym with her for free to do cardio. (I promised myself i'd start cardio this month LOL)

My wife goes to the front desk and asks the kid how much a black card would cost and his reply is "I'll give it to you if you go on a date with me" - now..... shes talked with him before - just while signing in and she bummed a cigarette from him once because she ran out and saw him smoking but shes not the "flirty" type. So she tells him he was awfully brazenand that she was married.... to which his reply was "So am i..... so what?" she shot him a look and went to walk out and he says "My wife is a dope addict..... I plan on divorcing her and want nothing to do with her because I know shes using dirty needles" my wife then says "You look like a dope addict too" and he says "I just sell Oxy's - if you ever want any..... let me know" - she shook her head and walked out.

She ofcoarse told me what happened when I got home and I told her i'd take care of it. She was feeling uncomfortable about going back to the gym but didn't wanna stop going.

So yesterday after I'm done lifting she calls me and tells me that shes on her way to the gym. I told her I'd be there and she's either going to point him out or i'll talk to a manager. When I got there I found her and she said he wasn't working..... so I pulled the manage aside and explained everything that happened. I also said "Listen..... I'm her husband..... It's my job to make sure stuff like this gets taken care of. She doesn't need to be harrassed in a judgement free zone gym. Not only that..... but I thought you'd like to be made aware of someone selling drugs out of your gym. I was going to handle it my way..... but decided i'd give you guys the opportunity to handle it peacefully."

He then said "I thank-you for bringing this to my attention. Tell your wife i'll understand if she wants to switch gyms but let her know that theres a 90% chance that this individual will not be back. She wont have to see him again......"

I got the mother fvcker fired!!!!!

He hit on the wrong broad..... friggin asshole.....

Just thought I'd share my joy with the rest of you.....

~Haz~

Good the little shit deserved to get fired. What a moron.