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  1. 03-30-2010, 11:06 PM #1
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    Why did the woman cross the road...

    the question isnt why did she cross the road...its why did she leave the kitchen?
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  2. 03-30-2010, 11:07 PM #2
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    that joke was told me by a girl, anyone else with any funny ones?
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  3. 03-30-2010, 11:24 PM #3
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    Here are some oldies from back in middle school:

    1. Why were women made with smaller feet?

    So they can stand closer to the sink.

    2. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing. You've already told her twice.
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    When is a woman above a man?
    When the kitchen is on the 2nd floor.
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  5. 03-31-2010, 12:32 AM #5
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    Why do women have periods?

    Because they deserve them
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  6. 03-31-2010, 12:45 AM #6
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    Women are good for 71 things. Cooking, Cleaning and 69.

    Why the hell is Alice in wonderland?? she SHOULD be in the kitchen..

    "hey women have rights you know!!" "yea...the right to remain SILENT"

    A woman walks into a bar...and wakes up from her dream in the kitchen. where she belongs.

    Why shouldn't women have driverse licenses?
    Answer: Because there isn't a road between the bed and the kitchen

    why was hellen keller a bad driver? because she was a woman.

    how do you turn a dish washer into a snowplow?tell that bitch to get a shovel.

    A man hits a women with a car who's fault is it? The mans because he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

    3 guys walk into a bar.Their wives are at home cooking.

    If a tree falls down in the forest and kills a woman and there's no one around to hear it...
    What was the woman doing out of the kitchen?
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  7. 03-31-2010, 08:25 AM #7
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    ummm ....is it just me or this thread is kind of offensive towards women
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    Q - Why do woman skydivers wear jock straps?

    A - So they don't whistle on the way down.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ummm ....is it just me or this thread is kind of offensive towards women
    awww, come on clagary,
    Its all in good fun,

    Its better this then a racist joke thread
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  10. 03-31-2010, 08:36 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by twotimer View Post
    awww, come on clagary,
    Its all in good fun,

    Its better this then a racist joke thread
    really i missed that one......
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    ummm ....is it just me or this thread is kind of offensive towards women
    just a lil. like they're funny.. but y the obsession for women 2 be in a kitchen..

    isnt it 10 times hotter to fuk sum female lawyer than sum dumb / lazy chick thats stays home all day....??
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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond-krys View Post
    just a lil. like they're funny.. but y the obsession for women 2 be in a kitchen..

    isnt it 10 times hotter to fuk sum female lawyer than sum dumb / lazy chick thats stays home all day....??
    for me I go for lawyer...reason simple it will take more effort on my part and I always like challenge its another thing that the "challenge" end up want to marry me but thats a different story altogether .
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    What is the ideal woman?

    3' tall with a flat head and no teeth...

    Why the flat head?

    So I have some place to set my beer...
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    How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm?



    Who cares?
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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond-krys View Post
    just a lil. like they're funny.. but y the obsession for women 2 be in a kitchen..

    isnt it 10 times hotter to fuk sum female lawyer than sum dumb / lazy chick thats stays home all day....??
    Only if you fvck her in the kitchen while she is cooking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Only if you fvck her in the kitchen while she is cooking.
    it gets old quickly, same as shower, garage, back of a suv, on a dinner table, in washroom , in tv lounge except in the air plain.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by slimy View Post
    How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm?



    Who cares?
    lol ok.. i gotta admit ..this made me laugh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    Why do women have periods?

    Because they deserve them
    I dont know why, but this made me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    it gets old quickly, same as shower, garage, back of a suv, on a dinner table, in washroom , in tv lounge except in the air plain.....
    Im still waiting to Join the mile high club. I think I got the GF talked into it on our next trip. I know Ill at least get head. does that count? LOL
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