Girlfriend just dumped me cause of Mcdonalds.

[I.Muscle]

Just a normal day today, my girl was planning on coming over to my house after i was done with classes. So I get out at like 12 and head home and she meets me at my house at like 1ish. So she gets out of her car and shes walkin up my front steps and I notice she has a bag of Mcdonalds.

I was confused because she usually just eats what i have in my kitchen. She comes into my house kisses me and says she bought me a little something. She puts it on the table and takes out a big mac and fries and puts it out for me. I got really pissed, the other night we were talking and I told her i started my summer cut and im on a super strict diet.

I take the big mac and throw it across my kitchen and I slap the fries box and they shoot all over the table. Looking back at it I'm not sure why I got that mad. I think just cause its hard enough eating super clean and I dont need people who should be helping me tempting me with fukin Mcdonalds.

Either way she started crying and i tried to apologize but she stormed out. Later today i called her figuring shed calm down, and she told me it was an April Fools joke. Then she went into how I don't respect her and all that bull****. So thats the end of that guys.

[redz]

I think you over reacted. A well life goes on.

[Spartans09]

That sucks. You need to find yourself a gutter hag quick to drown your sorrows.

[AlphaMaleDawg]

what a dumb bitch! if anything you under reacted. How dare she tease you with mickey d's

[Kratos]

you could still save it unless she's 20 years old or younger
how long were you with her?

[NotSmall]

LMAO - Sorry me ol' cocker but I think you deserve to get dumped for that.

[Mooseman33]

yeah man, what a bone head move...

and we wonder why they say "roid rage "

[D7M]

I think you over reacted.

Yah think? yah, just a little bit, lol.

[Tyler694]

Wow.. It was kind of cruel joke though..

[Kratos]

I would have eaten it
free food

[gixxerboy1]

what a dumb bitch! if anything you under reacted. How dare she tease you with mickey d's

exactly. you should have stuck your d!ck in the big mac and made her eat it.

[Mooseman33]

thanks gixxer, i was actually drooling when i heard Big mac and fries, but now that u put that thought in my head.....see ya later big mac....


dickhead....lol

[gixxerboy1]

lol. Glad i can help

[Hard.On]

Today I went grocery shopping with my grandma and we got some Mc. Donalds on our way home. When we got home my grandpa had already eaten and didnt want his Mc Chicken. I punched him in the face because I hate to waste food so I was forced to eat it.

This is as stupid as your story.

[OH REALLY]

dick

[zimmy]

Over reacted. Easy enough to be like "you know i can't eat this stuff baby, it's hard enough without you tempting me". But i'm sure you are a young guy and most young guys tend to over react.

[Vettester]

Do something nice & romantic for her and you can probably salvage this one. If not, you can throw a lawsuit on McDonalds for the damage!

When I read this I kept picturing that Ben Affleck scene with the "Roid Rage " flick. Instead of the chick walking in with a black cat, it's a bag of McDonalds.

[JC.1987]

tell her you blew up as an april fools joke.

Yes, you completely over reacted.

[NotSmall]

I'm now kinda hoping that the thread itself is an april fools - being dumb enough to do it is one thing but being dumb enough to do it then post it on here - surely not possible...?

[number twelve]

geeze

[Vettester]

Well, your GF resurfaced faster than expected ...

[Friend]

[JasonT]

^^^ haha


strong aggression op

[gixxerboy1]

^^^ haha


strong aggression op

He probably wont post anymore. He just smashed his monitor after seeing the pics.

[c-Z]

I would have eaten it
free food

Amen. Who complains about free food?

[Superhero d-bolman]

this will make you feel better I am almost 20 years old only been laid once and never had a girl friend b4... and yes I’m straight.. btw you totally overreacted she probably thinks your a conceited fitness freak.

[Pr3ss]

Lol, you over reacted hard man, you should have just explained why you couldnt eat it in a cool manner and Im shure she would have been ok with it.

[gixxerboy1]

this will make you feel better I am almost 20 years old only been laid once and never had a girl friend b4... and yes I’m straight.. btw you totally overreacted she probably thinks your a conceited fitness freak.

see. life could always be worse.

sorry bud

[gixxerboy1]

this will make you feel better I am almost 20 years old only been laid once and never had a girl friend b4... and yes I’m straight.. btw you totally overreacted she probably thinks your a conceited fitness freak.

Did Ruhl change his name?

[Flagg]

Kinda funny April Fools Joke but hurling a Big Mac across the room and slaming the fries down....well she probably thinks you're some sort of maniac!

[Hazard]

You shoulda said "HAHA april fools hunny! I thought i'd act like a dick to see what you would do....."

~Haz~

[Nooomoto]

I would've eaten it, and then thrown it up on her later on in the day

[MaNiCC]

Did Ruhl change his name?

watch out for the canadian (calg) he been a bit weird lately......


if she would of walked out and given you a flat you would of deserved that too

[collar]

Sorry to say but you did over react in my opinion.

You could have aproached the situation differently.

[stevey_6t9]

u shuda threw the big mac on her fat ass

[D7M]

You shoulda said "HAHA april fools hunny! I thought i'd act like a dick to see what you would do....."

~Haz~

well played sir, well played....

[jbm]

Relax have a break have a kit kat....

[MO MONEY MO MASS]

Thats a cheat meal to me... I would have bitched about the fries and been like " you could have got me two big macs instead of a bigmac and fries!!!"

Then I would have pinned her down and hit it from the front, back, side reverse cowgirl and whateverelse i was in the mood for, for at least 45 min (cardio) and had burgers as a post workout meal

[Hard.On]

too many funny posts to comment on

Do people posts stories like this because they want to be made fun of?

[Vettester]

this will make you feel better I am almost 20 years old only been laid once and never had a girl friend b4... and yes I’m straight.. btw you totally overreacted she probably thinks your a conceited fitness freak.

Actually, I think I got laid at McDonalds in my car when I was 20. It was either there or Taco Bell. Back in the day when Mickey D's was a place to go for happiness