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    Mom I found a troll!

    Before I tell this story, I want to note that the person who told this story swears it's true but I have no other proof other than her word.

    So my gf is a bartender and just the other night an older lady came in with a few friends and was sitting at her bar. It was a slow night so she was able to spend a lot of time chatting with her customers. After chatting with this woman for a while the woman decided to tell her about her 40 year old autistic son finding a troll.

    The woman says her and a few of her friends get together for lunch, shopping, etc. every now and then. Well, recently her and her friends decided to go out for lunch and as they sat down to eat she got a call from her 40 year old autistic son from his cell phone that is only supposed to be used in emergencies. When she answers the phone her son tells her he found a troll. Knowing he is into world of Warcraft she didn't think much of it and told him he could tell her all about it when she got home and to not use his phone unless it's an emergency. A couple hours later she returned home and when she walked in her son said mom I found a troll and i've been feeding it skittles all day. He tells her to come see so she follows him to his room. He had piled furniture up in front of his closet door and had been sliding skittles under the door. She moved the furniture to see what her son had trapped in the closet and when she opened the door there was a very pissed off midget in the closet. He was going door to door for the census and her son grabbed him, locked him in the closet, and tried to feed him skittles for over two hours. She said he was pissed off but understanding and doesn't plan to press any charges. Again she swears this is a true story. I laughed my ass off when I heard this.
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    so... your girlfriends a bartender...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC600cbr View Post
    so... your girlfriends a bartender...
    Lmao. She would cut my nuts off hostil style if I posted pics.

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    who hasnt locked a midget in the closet

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    ^^^ Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    who hasnt locked a midget in the closet
    I keep mine in the cellar.
    And they are call little people or vertically challenged.

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    Now is that is funny.

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    That was ****ing hilarious.

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    i stick mine to the wall with Velcro

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    Lmaooo. Good one Stack.

    Yet u shud have added some midget porn to the story. I like midget porn.

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    Lmaooo. Good one Stack.

    Yet u shud have added some midget porn to the story. I like midget porn.

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    LOL thats some funny shit right there.....



    ~Haz~

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    midgets creep me the fvk out...

    them and snakes, if i see either, nightmare time....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    midgets creep me the fvk out...

    them and snakes, if i see either, nightmare time....



    ~Haz~

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