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    When can you blow your load inside?

    I got really drunk last night and was fortunate enough to take a girl home with me.

    Being drunk and horny as hell, I didn't use a condom, plus I came inside her.

    So then I wake up the next day, get out of bed and have a glass of water, and think about how retarded I was to do what I'd done the previous night. (It did feel really good though)

    She days the day we f***ed was the 4th day of her period. She herself wasn't too bothered about it all, she was saying she can't get pregnant at that time.

    Now I know there's never a 0% chance of pregnancy... but when is it nearly OK to blow your load inside?

    I didn't have the Morning After pill to give her so I gave her two normal Birth Control pills to swallow at once (they belonged to my ex-girlfriend). I dunno if the two pills will make much of a difference but I figure it's better than nothing.

    Pregnancy sucks by the way. I'd get a vasectomy only for all the old timers tell me I'll regret it when I live to be their age. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErectileTissue View Post
    I didn't have the Morning After pill to give her so I gave her two normal Birth Control pills to swallow at once (they belonged to my ex-girlfriend).
    LOL should have made a quick run to walgreens g.

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    Actually she can get pregnant while she is on her period . I thought u had a GF....I am not sure abt birth control pills. Man check ur self out cause sometimes u can get problems when u blow the load inside of a girl while she is on her period.

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    Anytime I want. I've had a vasectomy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    LOL should have made a quick run to walgreens g.
    That trip to walgreens and the $20 for the pill will be worth it when she calls and says the test was negative.....

    Why didn't you just pull out and blow it on her face like everyone else here likes to do?

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    Uhhhh. Its ok to blow ur load Monday thru Sunday. 365days a year(366 on leap years). When's the baby shower? Ill send gear !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    That trip to walgreens and the $20 for the pill will be worth it when she calls and says the test was negative.....

    Why didn't you just pull out and blow it on her face like everyone else here likes to do?

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    Speak 4 urself!!!! I ain't pullin out. Lol

    J/k (maybe)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    That trip to walgreens and the $20 for the pill will be worth it when she calls and says the test was negative.....

    Why didn't you just pull out and blow it on her face like everyone else here likes to do?

    ~Haz~
    Why I would have stick it in her pooper safe that way and wuld have save 20 $ for morning after pill.

    for the thread starter congratulation for becoming a daddy......

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    This mite be my favorite thread..

    Dude, did u enjoy urself??? If so, in 9months when u can't sleep cuz of a crying newborn just think back to how much fun u had...

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    thats why i love being married cus i can blow my load in that hot pu$$y everytime, theres nothing better....cept maybee blowing it in her a$$....wich by the way op would have saved you a lot of worry had you done that...

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    dont worrie about it, iv done it many of times, just lose contact...simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Uhhhh. Its ok to blow ur load Monday thru Sunday. 365days a year(366 on leap years). When's the baby shower? Ill send gear !!
    I will send him PCT stuff......

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Why I would have stick it in her pooper safe that way and wuld have save 20 $ for morning after pill.

    for the thread starter congratulation for becoming a daddy......
    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    thats why i love being married cus i can blow my load in that hot pu$$y everytime, theres nothing better....cept maybee blowing it in her a$$....wich by the way op would have saved you a lot of worry had you done that...
    its scary how we think alike.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    dont worrie about it, iv done it many of times, just lose contact...simple

    Lmaooooo. That's the best advice I've ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    dont worrie about it, iv done it many of times, just lose contact...simple
    And if she has ur kid dont worry abt it ...who cares how ur kid grow up...right?

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    Case of Pampers - $60
    Case of Formula -$100
    Wipes - $15
    Baby clothes - $45
    Bibs - $10
    Stroller - $100
    Crib - $179 (on sale at ikea)

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    chances are, shes sleeping with every tom dick and harry....what you dont know cant hurt you ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Case of Pampers - $60
    Case of Formula -$100
    Wipes - $15
    Baby clothes - $45
    Bibs - $10
    Stroller - $100
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    on sale at ikea)

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    my point exactly...OP....leg it, dont turn back ,just run

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    wow this blew up fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    dont worrie about it, iv done it many of times, just lose contact...simple
    LMFAO!

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    Erectiletisue just went and got the egg beaters.


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    Just tell her sterile so she will blame the other guys

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    my girl would have to swallow real hard to get pregnant

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    i do the same thing bro, i hate pulling out, especially when im drunk lol i do it all the time

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    Who dat is???

    That's just my baby dadddy !!!

    Wutever u do, stay off Maury!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Case of Pampers - $60
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    Bibs - $10
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    u r such an ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by OH REALLY View Post
    my girl would have to swallow real hard to get pregnant
    from her mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by OH REALLY View Post
    wow this blew up fast
    tell me abt it

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Uhhhh. Its ok to blow ur load Monday thru Sunday. 365days a year(366 on leap years). When's the baby shower? Ill send gear !!
    Ha....thats funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    from her mouth
    it needs to be a deep swallow

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    Quote Originally Posted by OH REALLY View Post
    it needs to be a deep swallow
    holy fvck i didnt know abt it...let me call those 15 women see if any one of them are pregnant or does it apply only to ur GF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    its scary how we think alike.....
    whats even scarier is that we look a lot alike too we could be twins....im the sexer twin though just so you know.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErectileTissue View Post
    I got really drunk last night and was fortunate enough to take a girl home with me.

    Being drunk and horny as hell, I didn't use a condom, plus I came inside her.

    So then I wake up the next day, get out of bed and have a glass of water, and think about how retarded I was to do what I'd done the previous night. (It did feel really good though)

    She days the day we f***ed was the 4th day of her period. She herself wasn't too bothered about it all, she was saying she can't get pregnant at that time.

    Now I know there's never a 0% chance of pregnancy... but when is it nearly OK to blow your load inside?

    I didn't have the Morning After pill to give her so I gave her two normal Birth Control pills to swallow at once (they belonged to my ex-girlfriend). I dunno if the two pills will make much of a difference but I figure it's better than nothing.

    Pregnancy sucks by the way. I'd get a vasectomy only for all the old timers tell me I'll regret it when I live to be their age. . .
    Enjoy parenthood, bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous dan View Post
    dont worrie about it, iv done it many of times, just lose contact...simple
    LMAO.......getting her pregnant would be the least of my worries mate, id be worried about ya cock turning green and fallen off! haha......shes definately not a classy bird, is she! even the least of the beasts , fuken crabs, them little fukas will be having a right feast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by energizer bunny View Post
    LMAO.......getting her pregnant would be the least of my worries mate, id be worried about ya cock turning green and fallen off! haha......shes definately not a classy bird, is she! even the least of the beasts , fuken crabs, them little fukas will be having a right feast!
    Its always fun to play std roulette

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    Hummmm Say no to alcohol moment... Lol.

    Personally I like being sober and missing around. I feel much more in charge.

    So you want a boy or girl?

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    Note to the OP, I just blew my load about 40min ago. Bank shot off the cervix. Goooaaaaaaallll !!!!!

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    Just hope her pregnancy isn't as fast as the chic from Species, so u at least have time to pick a name.

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