Guys I figured out how to make my cock 12inches long. (seriously)

**ferocious bubble** · 04-17-2010, 02:06 PM

I just folded it in half

!

**Hazard** · 04-17-2010, 02:20 PM

~Haz~

**Bossman** · 04-17-2010, 02:58 PM

Damn! I opened this thread with great anticipation!

Don't get me wrong, I don't have a small penis. But it doesn't matter how big it is, it can always be bigger.

**rc3477** · 04-17-2010, 03:03 PM

funny

**Hard.On** · 04-17-2010, 04:03 PM

ask him

**DSM4Life** · 04-18-2010, 09:12 AM

What are you doing Friday night ?

**JinNtonic** · 04-18-2010, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

~Haz~

haha

**JScondition** · 04-18-2010, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by dsm4life

what are you doing friday night ?

lmao

**Kibble** · 04-18-2010, 06:22 PM

I have a 1.3 inch cock. I am going to pump it full of synthol and deca and get it to 3 inches

**alexISthrowed** · 04-18-2010, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984

I have a 1.3 inch cock. I am going to pump it full of synthol and deca and get it to 3 inches

**taiboxa** · 04-18-2010, 06:51 PM

fvckin NOOBS.. learn to..

JelQ

**collar** · 04-18-2010, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

~Haz~

ROFL....
now thats funny

**spywizard** · 04-18-2010, 08:51 PM

it can be too big... trust me.. it gets old not being able to bury it all the way in..

**taiboxa** · 04-19-2010, 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

it can be too big... trust me.. it gets old not being able to bury it all the way in..

oh i know.. i absolutely hate it when im banging the bajeezus outta my woman and she is like "OK.. OK..OK we have to quit.. your giving me a headache in the back of my medulla oblongata"

**lovbyts** · 04-19-2010, 03:36 AM

Im lucky I only have to have 2 in cut off.

Yeah it looks all good for the movies but that's it.

I agree, I really would not want to be any bigger than I am now. I use to think I did until I got to many complaints as it is. It's not any fun if you cant pound it home once in a while or after the fact your girls in complaining about you hitting bottom to hard and being in pain. You really dont want a girl who can take a horse either. LOL catch 22.

**zimmy** · 04-19-2010, 08:06 AM

do you mean the member "horse". LOL

**Hazard** · 04-19-2010, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Im lucky I only have to have 2 in cut off.

Yeah it looks all good for the movies but that's it.

I agree, I really would not want to be any bigger than I am now. I use to think I did until I got to many complaints as it is. It's not any fun if you cant pound it home once in a while or after the fact your girls in complaining about you hitting bottom to hard and being in pain. You really dont want a girl who can take a horse either. LOL catch 22.

This is what I don't understand......

I get told that It feels like i'm poking an ovary LMAO..... there has been more than a few women who have said it's hitting the back and that I can't go hard all the way in.....

HOW THE FVCK do my friends have sex with anyone if they all aparantly have a 9" cock...... LOLOLOL I just don't get it. I'd be scared to be any bigger than I am now..... and i'm not 9"

~Haz~

**PC650** · 04-19-2010, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

This is what I don't understand......

I get told that It feels like i'm poking an ovary LMAO..... there has been more than a few women who have said it's hitting the back and that I can't go hard all the way in.....

HOW THE FVCK do my friends have sex with anyone if they all aparantly have a 9" cock...... LOLOLOL I just don't get it. I'd be scared to be any bigger than I am now..... and i'm not 9"

~Haz~

ha ha ha

**calgarian** · 04-19-2010, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

This is what I don't understand......

I get told that It feels like i'm poking an ovary LMAO..... there has been more than a few women who have said it's hitting the back and that I can't go hard all the way in.....

HOW THE FVCK do my friends have sex with anyone if they all aparantly have a 9" cock...... LOLOLOL I just don't get it. I'd be scared to be any bigger than I am now..... and i'm not 9"

~Haz~

it is the thrust that u fvck with...u and me both fvck like there is no tomorrow. and u can actually some times feel it going in and hitting something in the back unless she is a public washroom that everyone uses but then again 12 inches is small for her.

**lovbyts** · 04-20-2010, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

This is what I don't understand......

I get told that It feels like i'm poking an ovary LMAO..... there has been more than a few women who have said it's hitting the back and that I can't go hard all the way in.....

HOW THE FVCK do my friends have sex with anyone if they all aparantly have a 9" cock...... LOLOLOL I just don't get it. I'd be scared to be any bigger than I am now..... and i'm not 9"

~Haz~

Maybe we need to stop dating women under 4ft?

I figured I had better say it before someone else did.

**vpchill** · 04-20-2010, 06:56 AM

Women can only handle so much. I've noticed Skinny Woman can take more, not sure why. Yet when ur pounding a womans cervix it hurts her and is not that comfy for u either. I'm happy wit my size. Its fills up the space and leaves a great taste !!

**calgarian** · 04-20-2010, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Women can only handle so much. I've noticed Skinny Woman can take more, not sure why. Yet when ur pounding a womans cervix it hurts her and is not that comfy for u either. I'm happy wit my size. Its fills up the space and leaves a great taste !!

in her mouth

Corrected

**DSM4Life** · 04-20-2010, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Women can only handle so much. I've noticed Skinny Woman can take more, not sure why. Yet when ur pounding a womans cervix it hurts her and is not that comfy for u either. I'm happy wit my size. Its fills up the space and leaves a great taste !!

Pain is pleasure.

**lovbyts** · 04-20-2010, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Pain is pleasure.

Sometimes but I will never forget one of my last GF we where both kind of drunk. I had never pounded her hard because I always bottomed out. We both sort of got into it that night and she kept say go ahead, harder, more and seemed to like it until I stopped (not finished) but I could see in her eyes it was hurting and she was in tears for the next 30 minutes....I felt like sh*t, no fun in that at all.

**Diamond*K** · 04-20-2010, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Pain is pleasure.

sooo true

**ferocious bubble** · 04-20-2010, 01:23 PM

DSM gtfo my thread.

**alexISthrowed** · 04-20-2010, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by ferocious bubble

DSM spice up my thread with some hot pics.

You heard the man

**MaNiCC** · 04-20-2010, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

You heard the man

btw this avi is much better

bubble if its such a problem try putting it behind your fringe

**ferocious bubble** · 04-20-2010, 06:18 PM

^^ good advice.

**alexISthrowed** · 04-20-2010, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by MaNiCC

btw this avi is much better

bubble if its such a problem try putting it behind your fringe

haha Ive been getting that alot.

**Hard.On** · 04-20-2010, 08:16 PM

^^Way better,

But to the OP,
If you want your GF to think you have a 12 inch cock.

-Turn the lights off in your room,
make out with her a bit
tell her you'll be right back

leave the rest up to me

**alexISthrowed** · 04-20-2010, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by twotimer

^^Way better,

But to the OP,
If you want your GF to think you have a 12 inch cock.

-Turn the lights off in your room,
make out with her a bit
tell her you'll be right back

leave the rest up to me

I laughed really hard at that.

**jbm** · 04-20-2010, 09:57 PM

**jbm** · 04-20-2010, 09:57 PM

**jbm** · 04-20-2010, 10:00 PM

**DSM4Life** · 04-21-2010, 04:30 AM

**ferocious bubble** · 04-21-2010, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by twotimer

^^way better,

but to the op,
if you want your gf to think you have a 12 inch cock.

-turn the lights off in your room,
make out with her a bit
tell her you'll be right back

leave the rest up to me

lololol