I Need Help from some Criminal Masterminds

[taiboxa]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

[RoadToRecovery]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

Fill her tank with diesel... wont destroy the car but it will cause a hassle

[taiboxa]

Sugar in the gas tank.

do they pop open from the outside? or do they have a lever on the inside?
kuz my woman said throw a candybar in there

[RoadToRecovery]

Also water works to according to this article

It sounds great, especially if you have a grudge against someone. The problem with this rumor is that it simply isn't true. As it turns out, sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline. Pouring sand into the gas tank would have about the same effect as pouring in sugar. The sand or sugar might clog up the filter, and that could disable the car, but it's not a sure thing.

So what do you do if you really do want to disable someone's car? Pour in some water. Gasoline floats on top of water, so if you pour in several cups of water, the fuel pump will fill the fuel lines with water instead of gasoline and the car would have some major problems.

[RoadToRecovery]

do they pop open from the outside? or do they have a lever on the inside?
kuz my woman said throw a candybar in there

I edited that because it was proven false

[Hazard]

Ice pick the tires LMAO......

~Haz~

[RoadToRecovery]

do they pop open from the outside? or do they have a lever on the inside?
kuz my woman said throw a candybar in there

You wont be able to get a candy bar into the tank, there is a strainer before the tank.

[taiboxa]

water is gold

[Hazard]

ooooooooo

Brake fluid disolves car paint real well..... put some in a squirt bottle and have at it.....

~Haz~

[taiboxa]

Ice pick the tires LMAO......

~Haz~

yep throught of that.. bend over.. tie boots.. pick the sidewall of the tires.. stand up.. go home

[RoadToRecovery]

Home depot sells sulfuric acid... Fill up a water bottle and dump it on the car.

[taiboxa]

Home depot sells sulfuric acid... Fill up a water bottle and dump it on the car.

want to be inconspicuous ><

[RoadToRecovery]

want to be inconspicuous ><

Poor a puddle of it on the floor outside of the driver side door and let her step all over it and bring it into the car. Will definitely do damage to the interior

[taiboxa]

Poor a puddle of it on the floor outside of the driver side door and let her step all over it and bring it into the car. Will definitely do damage to the interior

i want something i can poor on tires.. n' let it slowly eat away at them

[RoadToRecovery]

i want something i can poor on tires.. n' let it slowly eat away at them

That would be tough... I dont think there is anything that would eat rubber.

[Charlie6]

take a shit on her windshield

smear a bit of it under the driver side handle

[FranciscoG]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

Oh how small minded!

So you know were she works and what she drives. You need to find out who she is.

Walk into her job with flowers. Put a note on it ¨from a special someone¨ of course you will be asked whom the flowers are for. Tell the employ you are just the driver and the order notes they go to the woman with that car which is a _____________.

Get her name.

Use the social networks and findout who she is. Use the background searches to findout where she lives...

[jg2]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

crack eggs down the defrost vent on the dash.... you cant get rid of that smell...... EVER!! car will be gone.

[jg2]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

you got to be careful how much damage you do to the car.... if its to much you might be helping her out...

now shes paying a deductible to get her car fixed... which everybody knows somebody that can fudge estimates.... know you just hooked her up with a small fee to customize her cut you the fuk off piece of shit...

[stack_it]

Acid on the sidewalls of her tires will dry them out and weaken them. Then she'll have a blowout while she's about to cut you off and take the whole side of your car out. Sugar in the tank will work trust me. It will clog up the injectors and scratch the shit out of the cylinders destroying the rings. She will have to change all fuel components and may still have to replace motor afterwards depending on how long she drives it before it stops. Sugar is better than sand because it is lighter and will carry through the lines rather then sit at the bottom of the tank.

[alexISthrowed]

Cut her valve stems off with wire cutters.

[Abominator]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

Bro, I am the king of vandalizing shit and getting away with it. Used to do it to my enemies ALL THE TIME when I was a teen. A BB gun was my preference.

Wear nothing identifying and invest in a cheap ski mask or something. Buy a CO2-powered BB gun, run up to the car and start blasting. The deed is done in less than 5 seconds flat. Be sure to have your car parked nearby, engine running, in drive and with the e-brake on. That way you can sprint to your car, hop in and just release the e-brake to take off before anyone even realizes what you've done.

And whenever she has the windows replaced, blast them out again

Good luck

[RoadToRecovery]

you got to be careful how much damage you do to the car.... if its to much you might be helping her out...

now shes paying a deductible to get her car fixed... which everybody knows somebody that can fudge estimates.... know you just hooked her up with a small fee to customize her cut you the fuk off piece of shit...

lol what was that last part?

[RoadToRecovery]

Acid on the sidewalls of her tires will dry them out and weaken them. Then she'll have a blowout while she's about to cut you off and take the whole side of your car out. Sugar in the tank will work trust me. It will clog up the injectors and scratch the shit out of the cylinders destroying the rings. She will have to change all fuel components and may still have to replace motor afterwards depending on how long she drives it before it stops. Sugar is better than sand because it is lighter and will carry through the lines rather then sit at the bottom of the tank.

According to snopes this actually isnt the case with sugar. It doesnt caramelize like the rumor says.

[GOT FIGHT?]

muratic acid on the paint from a squirt bottle will slowly dissolve the piant and absorb in the metal if not properly cleaned it will happen when repainted again.

sugar in teh tank rarley works of it affects the car is clogging the fuel injectors when the sugar melts.

ice pick the sidewall of the tire then the tire has to be replaced and cant be plugged for cheap. hope this helps bro

[GOT FIGHT?]

oh and u can pour motor oil in the gas tank. it wont hurt the car but will smoke bad for days and caust her time and money and let her know someone is out there lol

[spywizard]

it's easy bro, file a criminal assault ... assault with a deadly weapon, she'll have to appear in court no matter what.. have a video and send it to her insurance company..

way too manyt things..

[Abominator]

lol what was that last part?

lol I was wondering the same thing

[Vitruvian-Man]

Bro, I am the king of vandalizing shit and getting away with it. Used to do it to my enemies ALL THE TIME when I was a teen. A BB gun was my preference.

Wear nothing identifying and invest in a cheap ski mask or something. Buy a CO2-powered BB gun, run up to the car and start blasting. The deed is done in less than 5 seconds flat. Be sure to have your car parked nearby, engine running, in drive and with the e-brake on. That way you can sprint to your car, hop in and just release the e-brake to take off before anyone even realizes what you've done.

And whenever she has the windows replaced, blast them out again

Good luck

LISTEN TO THIS BRO!!! lol.

This kid knows what he's talking about. Vouch for him.

-VM

[NVR2BIG1]

Just slash a couple tires, but put a note on the windshield that says "Next time you cut me off it'll be a ****ing car bomb"

[RoadToRecovery]

Just slash a couple tires, but put a note on the windshield that says "Next time you cut me off it'll be a ****ing car bomb"

haha. This is actually good.

[jbm]

spray brake fluid on the paint job!

[oldschoolfitness]

my buddy was stoned as sh-- back in high school (long time ago) and put diesel in his pickup and that motha smoke like hell we would get wasted and i would laugh my ass off. no joke for a whole year that truck would smoke when going from 2nd to 3rd gear. girls use to give him so much hell. ha. ha.

[AlphaGenetics]

LISTEN TO THIS BRO!!! lol.

This kid knows what he's talking about. Vouch for him.

-VM

Do not have your car parked nearby. If there are cameras and they get your licence plate its a felony. You dont want to be doing time for this dumb beoch. Heres what you do. You wait till she comes out and goes towards her car then you attack her with a ski mask on and rubber gloves and choke her out and smear dog poo on her face and mouth. Then you drop a note by her limp body saying, "Slow down Bit ch!" That should do the trick.

[Ernst]

Some jackass sideswiped my ex's car and we used to let the air of just one tire and then sit there and watch him have to change it for the spare in the morning, making him late for work, knowing he would have to go to the tire shop later and get it checked for a leak...

You can do that more than once too lol.

[Friend]

Key the fvck out of it.. using a rake.

[Bossman]

Take a pee in her gas tank.

Saw this case with Judge Judy were the drunk friend peed in the tank. Fvcked the car all up.

[TheArtist]

Take a pee in her gas tank.

Saw this case with Judge Judy were the drunk friend peed in the tank. Fvcked the car all up.

OFF TOPIC:

i would like just one time, for judge judy, to get the holy dog shit slapped right out of her face. JUST ONE TIME... when she starts in with that stupid "ohh how i'm smarter than you" rhetoric. Some skanky ho just break by the bailiff and clock the old bitch....
now i'd pay Tai top dollar to do that.

Put a layer of vaseline on her windsheild wipers... so that when she turns them on, it just smears it all over and she can't see shit....

[dangerous dan]

walk over and throw paint striper over it, its quick and easy . as soon as it hits the car the paint work will be fked...i got some and it striped upto 20 layers of paint.

[alexISthrowed]

OFF TOPIC:

i would like just one time, for judge judy, to get the holy dog shit slapped right out of her face. JUST ONE TIME... when she starts in with that stupid "ohh how i'm smarter than you" rhetoric. Some skanky ho just break by the bailiff and clock the old bitch....
now i'd pay Tai top dollar to do that.

Put a layer of vaseline on her windsheild wipers... so that when she turns them on, it just smears it all over and she can't see shit....

She is smarter than most of the scumbags that come on her show. 90% of the cases on court tv are either ghetto or trailer trash.