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    Angry I Am the HUNTER!!!!

    so How many of you out there are hunters/trackers/woodsland type of peeps that prefer trees over cars?.. i know i am n' i finally found an antidote to my dilemma .. The Chase! yep..

    I was raised in the land of timber n' woods.. n' "tracking, hunting, n' fishing" was how i was raised.. loved it.. even though it consists of lots of .. boring.. patient down time to track n' find your prey.. but there is something oddly rewarding about it.. about 12years later, i can definetly tell there has been an aspect missing from my life (since it consisted of 3 things Education/Work/Training), this missing aspect was.. THE HUNT!!!

    SO FINALLY over a decade later i finally get to release the KRAVEN WITH IN!!! As i stalk and hunt my stepdaughters.. old ass, one eyed kitty!.. yep thats right, this stinky mutation of a smelly slow'ass cyclopic quadraped, is my PREY! No.. i dont get to kill it or trap it.. but when we release it in my jungle of a back yard.. it becomes my Prey! W/ like 50 different hiding places.. in my shed, storage deck, shrubs/fenceline, garden bushy things n' all sorts of cover.. it is quite a challenge as it HATES/FEARS ME!~ because of my predatory manliness.. plus sometimes.. when i do catch it.. i give a tiny lil flick on the nose to let it know "I Won!!!" n' it should hide better next time (n'omg and if the love of my life is reading this.. then i am only writing that for entertainment purposes only and i would never commit any act that could possibly induce physical harm to any aminal) so the hunt tonight was a good one!!! She hid well! so well that my chica n' step daughter got worried n' wanted to "Call" the cat so she would come inside .. BUT NO!!! i would NOT LET THEM!! this is my prey.. my game n' my MANHOOD at steak!

    And so .. when the females finally went to be.. "The hunt.. WAS ON!"


    yeah thats my blog n' im sticking too it

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    I told a former female member on here I hunt baby seals for a living and she cried then dissappeared shortly afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    I told a former female member on here I hunt baby seals for a living and she cried then dissappeared shortly afterwards.
    women just dont get it .. they'd rather have babies n' squirt milk than bust a tiny critter over the head w/ a club.. ... buncha pvssies

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa View Post
    women just dont get it .. they'd rather have babies n' squirt milk than bust a tiny critter over the head w/ a club.. ... buncha pvssies

    lmao!
    this was her account:
    http://forums.steroid.com/member.php?u=106791

    if you read down the comments you can see where she asked the admin to close her account, she freaked out about the story so bad and dedicated a thread to have me banned, then just left. The whole story was a sham and I guess it really got to her, she thought I killed somethin like 50,000 baby seals in the course of one boating trip. It was a funny thread too bad it got deleted.

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    ROFLMAO!!!! Really??

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    Men were meant to walk 1oo's of miles each day and hunt saber tooth tigers, not sit in office cubicles. Our ancestors would've whooped our ass. Its time we get back to our roots. Good on you Tai!

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    Hunt, build, gather, and put things ware they don't belong. That is the way of man.

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    I only hunt people

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    shot a big a-- tom turkey this week. 10ga. shotgun one shot blowed his head all to hell!! damn to bad for the turkey but good for me. got the freezer stocked and planning a deep fry in 2 weeks.

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    Lmao. Have you always had this much trouble finding pvssy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lmao. Have you always had this much trouble finding pvssy?
    well like you would do any better at finding a hairy matteted one eyed smelly one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa View Post
    well like you would do any better at finding a hairy matteted one eyed smelly one...

    Touché

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