10 ways to freak out your roomate

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01-31-2003, 03:41 PM
Carlos_E

10 ways to freak out your roomate

...found this on another board.

Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''
01-31-2003, 03:57 PM
Colibri

11) Find where your room mates parents live and slaughter everyone in the household. Tell your room mate to come over and when he does, yell "April Fools". When he laughs and goes to one of the corpses, shout "Nah, Only Joking" and run out the door.
01-31-2003, 04:08 PM
ripped4fsu

spooky...
01-31-2003, 04:29 PM
BigGreen

12) Over xmas break, light a stick of dynamite and call your roommate. When he answers hold the dynamite next to the phone and say, "Ya hear that, baby? That's dynamite." Then hang up.*

*Credit: jack handy
01-31-2003, 05:22 PM
skinnyhb

another great one from jack handy that would work nicely: I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
02-01-2003, 01:24 AM
jammergsxr

When your roommate goes out on a date and you know he will bring her back to his room,Get some poster board and cut out all the pictures of little boys you can find and circle some of them with red hearts and hang them on his walls.You can also make up some BBQ beef and splatter it all over the toilet seat making sure to get some around the floor maybe a little on the wall................Then time it to see how long it takes her to run screaming.The ultimate cock blockers.
02-13-2003, 11:31 PM
CrazyRussian

hahaha good one jammergxr, im gonna do that to my gay ass roommate who doesnt pick up after himself and he always has his fat ugly girlfriend over.
02-14-2003, 02:49 PM
zzo18

This has to be one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long while...
02-15-2003, 12:25 AM
Lostsoul

hmm my room mate is paranoid enough i dont need to do anything, all i gotta do is put a big plastic bottle near the edge of the kitchen bench, while waiting for it to fall i have some weed, then when it drops he races into the kitchen, looks around in there for about 5 mins, then i just laugh my ass off, he comes back in and asks what it was, i shrug and keep laughing.

This is true, it's VERY funny.
02-15-2003, 12:32 AM
daem

so it just falls on its own? how do you set it up so that 5 minutes later it will fall? he runs in and doesn't see the damn bottle on the ground and then proceeds to look for 5 minutes on his own? his description reminds me of my dog, but more clueless
02-15-2003, 12:37 AM
EXCESS

Make a sandwich and leave it on the floor. Deny that you put it there. Repeat this when necessary. Never put the sandwich in the same spot twice.
08-10-2005, 01:35 PM
956Vette

bump, lol
08-10-2005, 01:55 PM
Dave321

Inject your juice in front of your roomate and laugh histarically as you're injecting. Talk to the syringe too.
08-10-2005, 01:57 PM
C_Bino

That is hilarious man. Cant stop laughin...

-Bino
08-10-2005, 02:05 PM
SukaDaddio

LOL where did you get these ideas? I wish I had them in college.
08-10-2005, 02:06 PM
MilitiaGuy

bump
08-10-2005, 02:06 PM
symatech

oooo an oldie!

Quote:

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''

I actually did this once (well slight variation) but I was less than sober and just fooling about. still freaked some girls who were in the room out. :lol: ahhh fond memories
08-10-2005, 02:21 PM
BOUNCER

Stick your dick up your roomies ass, that'll freak him right the fvck out!.
08-10-2005, 02:22 PM
*Narkissos*

oldie but goodies...
08-10-2005, 04:02 PM
Power40

Quote:

Stick your dick up your roomies ass, that'll freak him right the fvck out!.

Funniest thing I heard all week. It had all my co-workers laughing out loud.
08-10-2005, 04:12 PM
IronFreakX

Why are 6,7 and 10 funny? :scratch:

Perfectly normal IMO
08-10-2005, 04:57 PM
G-13

man i needed that laugh..sum funny shit to say the least
08-10-2005, 05:01 PM
chest6

this thread is hiliarious...7 is great..im going to college in the fall ill be sure to do that
08-12-2005, 04:53 AM
Prime

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Stick your dick up your roomies ass, that'll freak him right the fvck out!.

lmao :lol:
08-12-2005, 06:38 AM
Heracles74

great stuff!