FVCK mtv, vh1, e

**alexISthrowed** · 05-05-2010, 08:31 AM

My older sister grew up watching the hills, the oc, and all the bullshit. My parents blocked those channels from my tv so I never watched MTV. I truly believe those shows have brainwashed my sister. She doesn't understand that sometimes shit happens in life and you need to put your personal life on the back burner. If she doesn't get exactly what she wants, and I stress EXACTLY, its completely unacceptable. We were raised exactly the same but I do not have this attitude at all. I have to believe she acquired this attitude from watching these stuck up prissy bitches on tv all day and assuming thats what real life is like. Fvck MTV I watch comedy central like a real fvcking man.

**NC600cbr** · 05-05-2010, 08:58 AM

Southpark is the real backbone of child development these days alex.

**calgarian** · 05-05-2010, 09:04 AM

or sports.....
funny thing my colleagues were talking about commercials and studies shows that those are designed to keep a 3 yrs old in mind cause average person will not understand if it is higher then this and all these reality shows with all these pre Madonas pisses me off espacially when on Radio hosts discuss whats going on in those stupid shows.....only following things will be allowed on the TV
Car chases (if u r over 18)
sports (dont care which ones as long as they are manly...dont like it change the channel)
Porn (only if u r married...lol couldnt resist)
reason for above cause u r married u r not getting any just need to rub one off

**alexISthrowed** · 05-05-2010, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by NC600cbr

Southpark is the real backbone of child development these days alex.

LOL south park is a very educational show. I do love how south park makes fun of the most controversial issues. I wasn't aloud to watch that growing up either. The tvs always had parental controls until I was 16.

Originally Posted by calgarian

or sports.....
funny thing my colleagues were talking about commercials and studies shows that those are designed to keep a 3 yrs old in mind cause average person will not understand if it is higher then this and all these reality shows with all these pre Madonas pisses me off espacially when on Radio hosts discuss whats going on in those stupid shows.....only following things will be allowed on the TV
Car chases (if u r over 18)
sports (dont care which ones as long as they are manly...dont like it change the channel)
Porn (only if u r married...lol couldnt resist)
reason for above cause u r married u r not getting any just need to rub one off

Lol I think pawn stars should be aloud too.

**F4iGuy** · 05-05-2010, 09:59 AM

Southpark takes its material from the news so why not watch it?

**Hazard** · 05-05-2010, 10:00 AM

I remember the 1st time I saw southpark.....

I was in 5th or 6th grade and I had my mom rent it at blockbuster - she had no idea. Next morning I pop in the tape as my dad was making us breakfast and kyle says "Cartmen..... you fvckin dildoe..... get your fatass over here"

My old man just went "Oh nice......" and took my sister into the living room LOLOLOL still let me watch it tho

~Haz~

**calgarian** · 05-05-2010, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I remember the 1st time I saw southpark.....

I was in 5th or 6th grade and I had my mom rent it at blockbuster - she had no idea. Next morning I pop in the tape as my dad was making us breakfast and kyle says "Cartmen..... you fvckin dildoe..... get your fatass over here"

My old man just went "Oh nice......" and took my sister into the living room LOLOLOL still let me watch it tho

~Haz~

no wonder u turn out like that.....lol

**alexISthrowed** · 05-05-2010, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I remember the 1st time I saw southpark.....

I was in 5th or 6th grade and I had my mom rent it at blockbuster - she had no idea. Next morning I pop in the tape as my dad was making us breakfast and kyle says "Cartmen..... you fvckin dildoe..... get your fatass over here"

My old man just went "Oh nice......" and took my sister into the living room LOLOLOL still let me watch it tho

~Haz~

I was a sneaky kid. I always found a way to get the password for the computer and the cable. I was more interested in hbo pornos then south park though hahahaah

**thegodfather** · 05-05-2010, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I remember the 1st time I saw southpark.....

I was in 5th or 6th grade and I had my mom rent it at blockbuster - she had no idea. Next morning I pop in the tape as my dad was making us breakfast and kyle says "Cartmen..... you fvckin dildoe..... get your fatass over here"

My old man just went "Oh nice......" and took my sister into the living room LOLOLOL still let me watch it tho

~Haz~

Sister...what sister...you never told me you had a sister? Whats the deal bro, TGF isn't good enough for your sister? Dick

**Hazard** · 05-05-2010, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

Sister...what sister...you never told me you had a sister? Whats the deal bro, TGF isn't good enough for your sister? Dick

ahahaha

Shes living in maryland and dating a powerlifter...... think shes 22 lol can't remember.....

~Haz~

**NC600cbr** · 05-05-2010, 02:11 PM

oh! Maryland. I'm in DC. Hook a brother up Haz! I'll treat her right - I swear.

and I will add...

**alexISthrowed** · 05-05-2010, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by NC600cbr

oh! Maryland. I'm in DC. Hook a brother up Haz! I'll treat her right - I swear.

and I will add...

Its haz's sister bro what did you think she looked like.

**calgarian** · 05-05-2010, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

Its haz's sister bro what did you think she looked like.

Like brother like sister.......

**rc_p90** · 05-05-2010, 03:36 PM

need pics of your sis for further analysis

**alexISthrowed** · 05-05-2010, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by rc_p90

need pics of your sis for further analysis

there are already pics above.

**NC600cbr** · 05-05-2010, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

Its haz's sister bro what did you think she looked like.

Thanks for ruining it for me Alex....

**Hazard** · 05-05-2010, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by NC600cbr

oh! Maryland. I'm in DC. Hook a brother up Haz! I'll treat her right - I swear.

and I will add...

Tell you what..... box up the cutie in your avi and ship her to me and i'll atleast let my sister know about you. Shes training to be a fitness competitor under Julie Lohr..... i'll let you and her BF duke it out.....

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 05-05-2010, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

Like brother like sister.......

Tell you what man..... your pants would drop if you saw me LMFAO! I did runway modeling when I was skinnier and have done some fitness modeling as well.....

And yes..... i'm a lil bit of a cocky fvcker.....

~Haz~

**alexISthrowed** · 05-05-2010, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Tell you what..... box up the cutie in your avi and ship her to me and i'll atleast let my sister know about you. Shes training to be a fitness competitor under Julie Lohr..... i'll let you and her BF duke it out.....

~Haz~

She better start her diet 20 weeks out with a chin like that. Heres a more recent picture of haz's sis.

**NC600cbr** · 05-05-2010, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Tell you what..... box up the cutie in your avi and ship her to me and i'll atleast let my sister know about you. Shes training to be a fitness competitor under Julie Lohr..... i'll let you and her BF duke it out.....

~Haz~

I think you're trying to trick me into shipping you my girlfriend and then you're gonna stick me with that land whale that Alex keeps posting up.

I feel like the only way to settle this fairly is have your sister contact me directly and then i'll decide.

**Hazard** · 05-05-2010, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

She better start her diet 20 weeks out with a chin like that. Heres a more recent picture of haz's sis.

Originally Posted by NC600cbr

I think you're trying to trick me into shipping you my girlfriend and then you're gonna stick me with that land whale that Alex keeps posting up.

I feel like the only way to settle this fairly is have your sister contact me directly and then i'll decide.

You guys are retarded LMAO

~Haz~

**alexISthrowed** · 05-05-2010, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by NC600cbr

I think you're trying to trick me into shipping you my girlfriend and then you're gonna stick me with that land whale that Alex keeps posting up.

I feel like the only way to settle this fairly is have your sister contact me directly and then i'll decide.

theres only one way to settler this. You ship your girl to me, then haz ships his sister to me also. I make sure they are both legit and then reship them. Problem solved.

**Hazard** · 05-05-2010, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

theres only one way to settler this. You ship your girl to me, then haz ships his sister to me also. I make sure they are both legit and then reship them. Problem solved.

LMFAO!

Alex Escrow..... LOLOLOL

~Haz~

**alexISthrowed** · 05-05-2010, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

LMFAO!

Alex Escrow..... LOLOLOL

~Haz~

Im calling around to get the best rate on a flatbed truck from maryland to michigan.

**NC600cbr** · 05-05-2010, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

theres only one way to settler this. You ship your girl to me, then haz ships his sister to me also. I make sure they are both legit and then reship them. Problem solved.

His logic is impeccable Haz... I do however feel this deal is no good for anyone.

**Friend** · 05-05-2010, 05:57 PM

I <3 Whitney Port

**DSM4Life** · 05-05-2010, 07:01 PM

**Hazard** · 05-05-2010, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

Im calling around to get the best rate on a flatbed truck from maryland to michigan.

LOLOLOLOL

She'd kick ur ass if she ever saw this LMFAO! Shes one tough cookie....haha

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 05-05-2010, 07:29 PM

double post

**Superhero d-bolman** · 05-05-2010, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I remember the 1st time I saw southpark.....

I was in 5th or 6th grade and I had my mom rent it at blockbuster - she had no idea. Next morning I pop in the tape as my dad was making us breakfast and kyle says "Cartmen..... you fvckin dildoe..... get your fatass over here"

My old man just went "Oh nice......" and took my sister into the living room LOLOLOL still let me watch it tho

~Haz~

lol I remember I first started watching south park in the 1st or 2nd grade, and after I saw the pink eye episode with cartmen dressing up as Hitler for halloween. I remember wanting to dress up as Hitler too for halloween i was only in the 2nd grade at the time so it was pretty funny. I remember my 2nd grade teacher saying you can dress up as whoever you want for halloween and me arguing with her about saying you can't dress up as hitler

**calgarian** · 05-05-2010, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Tell you what man..... your pants would drop if you saw me LMFAO! I did runway modeling when I was skinnier and have done some fitness modeling as well.....

And yes..... i'm a lil bit of a cocky fvcker.....

~Haz~

to take a piss on u????