Post your favorite jokes

**Superhero d-bolman** · 05-06-2010, 09:55 AM

now tell me on a scale of 1 to 10 of how bad ass of a line that would be in an action movie.

**Mr.Rose** · 05-06-2010, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

why i am not surprised?????

Whilst in Rome!

At least we don't have any in Croatia. But God, thailand is full of them. Its scary

**Hard.On** · 05-06-2010, 10:01 AM

A jew walks into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose

**Mr.Rose** · 05-06-2010, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by superhero d-bolman

now tell me on a scale of 1 to 10 of how bad ass of a line that would be in an action movie.

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**calgarian** · 05-06-2010, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Rose

Whilst in Rome!

At least we don't have any in Croatia. But God, thailand is full of them. Its scary

and u cant even tell.......

**Mr.Rose** · 05-06-2010, 10:08 AM

Haha, yeh I've been there a few times, the Katoeys (local name for shemales) are the taller, surprisingly hotter ones, where as local girls are shorter and not usually as good looking because most dont wear makeup.

**calgarian** · 05-06-2010, 10:13 AM

wait...do u have to look at the face too??? i normally dont go above boobs.....i was seeing this bimbo and in the begining in the middle of conversation she used to point her finger towards her face cause unwillingly i used to look at her boobs when I was talking her

oh the good ol days

**Mr.Rose** · 05-06-2010, 10:15 AM

Hahaha, yup the face or grab her pus to see if she has any junk in the trunk, haha.

Hahahaha, I've done that a few times. But im more of an ass and legs man, so whenever i walk with a girl in shorts, ill walk a few paces behind

**calgarian** · 05-06-2010, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Rose

Hahaha, yup the face or grab her pus to see if she has any junk in the trunk, haha.

Hahahaha, I've done that a few times. But im more of an ass and legs man, so whenever i walk with a girl in shorts, ill walk a few paces behind

ass and boobs for me pvssy is just bonus

**Mr.Rose** · 05-06-2010, 11:08 AM

like this?

**calgarian** · 05-06-2010, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Rose

like this?

hmmm Linux on a nice ass I already like linux.

**Mr.Rose** · 05-06-2010, 11:25 AM

hahaha, i almsot jizzed in my pants when i saw that picture, its my background now!

**jbran23** · 05-06-2010, 11:25 AM

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

**stack_it** · 05-06-2010, 12:36 PM

Cal just tell them to tell there boobs to stop staring at your eyes.

**calgarian** · 05-06-2010, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Cal just tell them to tell there boobs to stop staring at your eyes.

actually she wonders why I dont stare at them anymore my responce was...so i fvcked them, sucked them, cum on them squeezed them i know how they look with out the cloth on so the imagination is gone...

But i will remember this for future use.....

PT · 05-07-2010, 03:29 AM

lets watch the rasict jokes because i had 2 members complain and dont want to have to lock this up

**shiz1231** · 05-07-2010, 03:48 AM

A man walks into the bar.

His rampant alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

**xibalba** · 05-07-2010, 05:51 AM

i walked up to a random ginger bloke in the street the other day and said to him " if you have 5 girls numbers in one pocket and 8 girls numbers in the other pocket what do you have?"

he replied " 13 girls numbers"

i said " WRONG you have someone elses trousers on you ginger $%£"$£%"

**xibalba** · 05-07-2010, 05:59 AM

A 90-year-old man was caught doing 8mph in his mobility scooter on the inside lane of the motorway

His life was in serious danger - particularly on the three occasions he pulled into the middle lane to overtake women drivers.

**goodlifting** · 05-10-2010, 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

How about....

Does this smell like chloroform?

ahahahaahahahah!!!! that is going to get you ***** no matter how unwilling the girl is.

**lovbyts** · 05-10-2010, 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I thought about it after I typed it and was trying to debate if I would leave her in the middle of the sex or finish and then leave her lol. I think I would prolly finish first.

99.99% of guys would finish. You cant just pull out and walk away in the middle of things...

**lovbyts** · 05-10-2010, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by goodlifting

i don't have a joke right now but i heard a pretty badass pickup line the other night at the club: "hey sweetheart, come over here and sit on my face so i can guess your weight."

That's a bad and old as the guy wearing the Free Mustache rides tee shirt at the fair.