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  1. 05-06-2010, 03:56 PM #1
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    A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum

    A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum

    Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.
    The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

    Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0mnbpUgc4
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    What a bunch of ****ing idiots, that guy literally was being devoured from the inside. Reminds me of Alien.
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    Is the eel gay?
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    pretend the kisser is an eel.. lol

    friggin nasty.. I just ate too..
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    not sure which one is uglier
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    Wow someone died from having an eel up there ass, who woulda known.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhero d-bolman View Post
    Wow someone died from having an eel up there ass, who woulda known.
    Guess you better watch what you put up there from now on.
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    I'd try it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I'd try it...
    LOL... I waiting for you to get your hands on this thread...

    Word of advice.... put the tail end in first, not the head.... I know that seems backwards to you, but I think its safer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I'd try it...
    Go with a hagfish. They make their own slime. Added bonus, you can cook said slime and eat it for a quick and free protein source before you get down to bidness.
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    Wow!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Guess you better watch what you put up there from now on.
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    No worries DSM gerbils are still safe...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    as a southern boy ... this pic is fricking HOT!
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    wtf is the world coming to? what ever happened to shaving someones eyebrows and drawing a cock on their forehead!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shawn168 View Post
    wtf is the world coming to? what ever happened to shaving someones eyebrows and drawing a cock on their forehead!?
    yea...kids today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I'd try it...
    Gimme your address, Ill send you one.
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    What kind of friends shuv an eel up someones ass for a joke. Think about it. First off thats a discusting homo thing to do. Second they should all go to prision because this a murder case not a joke. If it would of been a hot dog it still wouldnt of been funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics View Post
    What kind of friends shuv an eel up someones ass for a joke. Think about it. First off thats a discusting homo thing to do. Second they should all go to prision because this a murder case not a joke. If it would of been a hot dog it still wouldnt of been funny.
    Who has an eel laying around to shove up someone ass?
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    That is horrible. I remember reading somewhere that somebody once shoved a curling iron up a guy's bum (who was tied up) and turned it on. Ouch.
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    chinese. go figure
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