Lord Jesus Christ hit by car

[DSM4Life]

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

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[gixxerboy1]

I'd fight the ticket in court. Jesus isn't a pedestrian

[Shawn]

I'd fight the ticket in court. Jesus isn't a pedestrian

He just never dies! lol

[Igifuno]

That's funny as hell. Imagine your parents naming you Lord Jesus Christ... wtf. Must have had a strange childhood.

[Hoggage_54]

^One guy I knew was named Michael Jackson and one day at school, the supply teacher asked him his name and he told it, she asked him what his real name was, he said it again and got kicked out... she later apologized lol

[Igifuno]

Haha.. I've actually known a few Michael Jacksons. In fact, I had a friend I went to school w/ with that name.. lol.

[DSM4Life]

I knew a guy named gixxerboy1, he wanted my man-stick.

[jbran23]

Running over Lord Jesus Christ deserves a ticket alright....A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!!!

[zimmy]

doubt his parents named him that...probably a crazy guy who changed his name.

[gixxerboy1]

I knew a guy named gixxerboy1, he wanted my man-stick.

you know it