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05-13-2010, 08:16 AM #1
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I'm very sexually confused right now...
Well i have been eating a fuuuukk load of food lately and its been coming out right the other end,
Im chucking atleast 3-4 shits per day and my ass is huuuurting like a biiiitch from all the fireworks in the thunder box (toilet).
or maybe im being secretly ass raped at night by DSM
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05-13-2010, 08:20 AM #2
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Mate welcome to bulking. I do the deed at least 3-4 times a day, like clockwork at the EXACT same times everyday. Its how your body copes with 8 meals a day.
As long as they are 'solid' poopies then you are good to go on with your anal activities.
If they run like an abo down a waterslide then... well you have sewage and you should stop thinking cheat means should be had 3x a day.
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05-13-2010, 08:20 AM #3
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You are sexually confused and you are enjoying your anal devestation?
I think you have discovered your inner ambitions
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05-13-2010, 08:21 AM #4
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he's from North Shore. Those boys like the Ye Ol' sideways fun.
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05-13-2010, 09:27 AM #5
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rofl this is so fckd up..
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05-13-2010, 09:32 AM #6
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I remember my cousin once saying that because the male G Spot is the prostate, is that why taking dumps are enjoyable.
GAY!
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05-13-2010, 09:54 AM #7
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I shit once a day and Im a 260 pounds. 9% Feel sorry for you hardgainers.
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05-13-2010, 10:07 AM #8
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I got the same stats as you and i shit multiple times a day. ~5 kcal a day, i eat 10 meals a day, and they come at the same time every day. How does your body hold in 5kcal worth of food for only one poopie Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics
Maybe you have a golden anus! But my poopies are always solid and clean, so im healthy... i think
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05-13-2010, 10:34 AM #9
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I eat 3 to 4 meals a day. Thats what I mean. My body type is mesomorphic. Im not trying to be cool i seriously feel sorry for people that have to put so much into being big. I couldnt imagine having to eat 8 meals a day to maintain my size. For me its easy. Originally Posted by Mr.Rose
I got the same stats as you and i shit multiple times a day. ~5 kcal a day, i eat 10 meals a day, and they come at the same time every day. How does your body hold in 5kcal worth of food for only one poopie Maybe you have a golden anus! But my poopies are always solid and clean, so im healthy... i think
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05-13-2010, 10:51 AM #10
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I hate you! Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics
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05-13-2010, 11:14 AM #11
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LOL!! I knew Id be hated on for that post. haha Originally Posted by stack_it
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05-13-2010, 11:35 AM #12
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what like eating 8 meals is hard??? Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics
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05-13-2010, 11:36 AM #13
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got a height to go with the big number your throwing around buddy? Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics
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05-13-2010, 11:38 AM #14
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psht, that aint nothing
hazard and i text each other everytime we take dumps
lol
i figure it this way...
i eat 7 meals
i take 7 shits
its natural
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05-13-2010, 12:48 PM #15
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lol 6'2. Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
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05-13-2010, 12:54 PM #16
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Yes...probably expensive too, not just food but toilet paper, dam. Dont know how you guys do it however I respect you for it. Do you guys whipe once or twice? Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
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05-13-2010, 01:12 PM #17
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Sumtimes I crap one time sometimes I crap 5. Think it depend on what my carbs and fiber are. Last weekend I weighd 242 yesterday I weighd in at 237. I'm pretty shure that was all crap tho. lol! I had one hell of a grazing weekend.
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05-13-2010, 01:25 PM #18
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I crap every morning immediately after breakfast. I have another crap aroudn dinner time every day. Regular meal times + fistfulls of spinach every day = godlike dumps.
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05-13-2010, 01:46 PM #19
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This thread is so money. Sexual confusion turned to all of our crap habits. This is why AR is the best board on the net.
I drop the kids off at the pool like a mad man when bulking.. as soon as I wake up.. and maybe every few hours all friggin day.. my ass crack is in a painful burning agony.
AlphaG you suck.
IG
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05-13-2010, 02:34 PM #20
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Holy shit....so to speak!! i am cutting right now, im lucky to shit once a day, maybe once every 2 days....getting a tiny bit worried now lol
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05-13-2010, 02:41 PM #21
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Just seeing this makes me have to sh1t
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05-13-2010, 02:47 PM #22
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I have a hairy ass so I go through half a role of toilet paper lol. Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics
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05-13-2010, 02:57 PM #23
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05-13-2010, 04:05 PM #24
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Originally Posted by stack_it
damn stack, shave that shit homey..
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05-13-2010, 05:43 PM #25
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good Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics
......I don't know any other way, so for me it's normal price.....and I wipe like 4 or 5 times...3 sheets per....but I got some bowel issues too, trying to rectify them, but not sure wtf is causing them Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics
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05-13-2010, 05:50 PM #26
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Lol I tried that before and wiping a thousand times is way better then the itchyness that shaving brings along. Originally Posted by Igifuno
damn stack, shave that shit homey..
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05-13-2010, 06:31 PM #27
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Coming from another hairy assed member, I agree totally. How do you shave the asscrack anyway?? Originally Posted by stack_it
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05-13-2010, 06:34 PM #28
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You gotta have your girl do it.. I'm actually a memeber of the hairy ass crack club to.. but if you can get her to do it about once a month you'll get used to it pretty fast.. lol. Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics
Coming from another hairy assed member, I agree totally. How do you shave the asscrack anyway??
It is itchy as hell at first...
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05-13-2010, 06:40 PM #29
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My girl and I are in the "early stages" of our relationship. I think if I asked that of her she wouldnt come around anymore and would probably need extensive counseling. You guys seem pretty close..... Originally Posted by Igifuno
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05-13-2010, 06:41 PM #30
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I did it with my beard trimmer and it was no fun.
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05-13-2010, 06:43 PM #31
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I've been with my girl longer than most marriages and she wouldn't do that for me lol.
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05-13-2010, 06:44 PM #32
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Haha.. ya well I'm married so I'm "in", you know?
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05-13-2010, 06:50 PM #33
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Theres always the brazilian wax option, you know the one where they wax the asscrack. Besides the pain, I wouldnt do it for fear of my whole anus getting ripped out of my anal cavaty. Dam brazilians are fkn hardcore. Originally Posted by stack_it
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05-13-2010, 07:04 PM #34
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Baby wipes are key.
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05-13-2010, 07:34 PM #35
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lol I run tap while shitting. THis serves 2 purposes.
1. Noise cancellation. Not sure if it works but helps cause half the time i ish in a public bathroom. Sucks.
2. In the unfortunate event where a 'clean break' does not occur... I'll wet the tissue then wipe. I spoil my ass.
WTF was this thread about? I forget now...
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05-13-2010, 07:38 PM #36
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My wife is all about the baby wipes. Either that or the squirt bottle.. I've used it myself a couple times when no one was home.. Originally Posted by DSM4Life
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05-13-2010, 07:59 PM #37
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Wipes are awesome. I use as the finishing touch.
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05-13-2010, 08:03 PM #38
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No way! Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics
I tried waxing my chest once and screamed like a little girl lol.
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05-13-2010, 08:08 PM #39
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You probably got the cleanest ass in this forum. Do you baby power it too? Originally Posted by DSM4Life
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05-13-2010, 08:09 PM #40
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ok this is my blog/bog update:
i destroyed the integrity of my bathroom this morning.
id say i felt 5 pounds lighter, but in the process suffocated all living creatures within 5 miles.
thankyou.
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