I'm very sexually confused right now...

**stevey_6t9** · 05-13-2010, 08:16 AM

Well i have been eating a fuuuukk load of food lately and its been coming out right the other end,

Im chucking atleast 3-4 shits per day and my ass is huuuurting like a biiiitch from all the fireworks in the thunder box (toilet).

or maybe im being secretly ass raped at night by DSM

**Mr.Rose** · 05-13-2010, 08:20 AM

Mate welcome to bulking. I do the deed at least 3-4 times a day, like clockwork at the EXACT same times everyday. Its how your body copes with 8 meals a day.

As long as they are 'solid' poopies then you are good to go on with your anal activities.

If they run like an abo down a waterslide then... well you have sewage and you should stop thinking cheat means should be had 3x a day.

**Kibble** · 05-13-2010, 08:20 AM

You are sexually confused and you are enjoying your anal devestation?

I think you have discovered your inner ambitions

**Mr.Rose** · 05-13-2010, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984

You are sexually confused and you are enjoying your anal devestation?

I think you have discovered your inner ambitions

he's from North Shore. Those boys like the Ye Ol' sideways fun.

**Shawn** · 05-13-2010, 09:27 AM

rofl this is so fckd up..

**Flagg** · 05-13-2010, 09:32 AM

I remember my cousin once saying that because the male G Spot is the prostate, is that why taking dumps are enjoyable.

GAY!

**AlphaGenetics** · 05-13-2010, 09:54 AM

I shit once a day and Im a 260 pounds. 9% Feel sorry for you hardgainers.

**Mr.Rose** · 05-13-2010, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

I shit once a day and Im a 260 pounds. 9% Feel sorry for you hardgainers.

I got the same stats as you and i shit multiple times a day. ~5 kcal a day, i eat 10 meals a day, and they come at the same time every day. How does your body hold in 5kcal worth of food for only one poopie

Maybe you have a golden anus! But my poopies are always solid and clean, so im healthy... i think

**AlphaGenetics** · 05-13-2010, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Mr.Rose

I got the same stats as you and i shit multiple times a day. ~5 kcal a day, i eat 10 meals a day, and they come at the same time every day. How does your body hold in 5kcal worth of food for only one poopie

Maybe you have a golden anus! But my poopies are always solid and clean, so im healthy... i think

I eat 3 to 4 meals a day. Thats what I mean. My body type is mesomorphic. Im not trying to be cool i seriously feel sorry for people that have to put so much into being big. I couldnt imagine having to eat 8 meals a day to maintain my size. For me its easy.

**stack_it** · 05-13-2010, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

I eat 3 to 4 meals a day. Thats what I mean. My body type is mesomorphic. Im not trying to be cool i seriously feel sorry for people that have to put so much into being big. I couldnt imagine having to eat 8 meals a day to maintain my size. For me its easy.

I hate you!

**AlphaGenetics** · 05-13-2010, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I hate you!

LOL!! I knew Id be hated on for that post. haha

**RuhlFreak55** · 05-13-2010, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

I eat 3 to 4 meals a day. Thats what I mean. My body type is mesomorphic. Im not trying to be cool i seriously feel sorry for people that have to put so much into being big. I couldnt imagine having to eat 8 meals a day to maintain my size. For me its easy.

what like eating 8 meals is hard???

**RuhlFreak55** · 05-13-2010, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

I shit once a day and Im a 260 pounds. 9% Feel sorry for you hardgainers.

got a height to go with the big number your throwing around buddy?

**Dukkit** · 05-13-2010, 11:38 AM

psht, that aint nothing

hazard and i text each other everytime we take dumps

lol

i figure it this way...

i eat 7 meals

i take 7 shits

its natural

**AlphaGenetics** · 05-13-2010, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

got a height to go with the big number your throwing around buddy?

lol 6'2.

**AlphaGenetics** · 05-13-2010, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

what like eating 8 meals is hard???

Yes...probably expensive too, not just food but toilet paper, dam. Dont know how you guys do it however I respect you for it. Do you guys whipe once or twice?

**6ft5** · 05-13-2010, 01:12 PM

Sumtimes I crap one time sometimes I crap 5. Think it depend on what my carbs and fiber are. Last weekend I weighd 242 yesterday I weighd in at 237. I'm pretty shure that was all crap tho. lol! I had one hell of a grazing weekend.

**awesome1** · 05-13-2010, 01:25 PM

I crap every morning immediately after breakfast. I have another crap aroudn dinner time every day. Regular meal times + fistfulls of spinach every day = godlike dumps.

**Igifuno** · 05-13-2010, 01:46 PM

This thread is so money. Sexual confusion turned to all of our crap habits. This is why AR is the best board on the net.

I drop the kids off at the pool like a mad man when bulking.. as soon as I wake up.. and maybe every few hours all friggin day.. my ass crack is in a painful burning agony.

AlphaG you suck.

IG

**gettingthere** · 05-13-2010, 02:34 PM

Holy shit....so to speak!! i am cutting right now, im lucky to shit once a day, maybe once every 2 days....getting a tiny bit worried now lol

**cobra305** · 05-13-2010, 02:41 PM

Just seeing this makes me have to sh1t

**stack_it** · 05-13-2010, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

Yes...probably expensive too, not just food but toilet paper, dam. Dont know how you guys do it however I respect you for it. Do you guys whipe once or twice?

I have a hairy ass so I go through half a role of toilet paper lol.

**stack_it** · 05-13-2010, 02:57 PM

**Igifuno** · 05-13-2010, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I have a hairy ass so I go through half a role of toilet paper lol.

damn stack, shave that shit homey..

**RuhlFreak55** · 05-13-2010, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

lol 6'2.

good

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

Yes...probably expensive too, not just food but toilet paper, dam. Dont know how you guys do it however I respect you for it. Do you guys whipe once or twice?

......I don't know any other way, so for me it's normal price.....and I wipe like 4 or 5 times...3 sheets per....but I got some bowel issues too, trying to rectify them, but not sure wtf is causing them

**stack_it** · 05-13-2010, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

damn stack, shave that shit homey..

Lol I tried that before and wiping a thousand times is way better then the itchyness that shaving brings along.

**AlphaGenetics** · 05-13-2010, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Lol I tried that before and wiping a thousand times is way better then the itchyness that shaving brings along.

Coming from another hairy assed member, I agree totally. How do you shave the asscrack anyway??

**Igifuno** · 05-13-2010, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

Coming from another hairy assed member, I agree totally. How do you shave the asscrack anyway??

You gotta have your girl do it.. I'm actually a memeber of the hairy ass crack club to.. but if you can get her to do it about once a month you'll get used to it pretty fast.. lol.

It is itchy as hell at first...

**AlphaGenetics** · 05-13-2010, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

You gotta have your girl do it.. I'm actually a memeber of the hairy ass crack club to.. but if you can get her to do it about once a month you'll get used to it pretty fast.. lol.

It is itchy as hell at first...

My girl and I are in the "early stages" of our relationship. I think if I asked that of her she wouldnt come around anymore and would probably need extensive counseling. You guys seem pretty close.....

**stack_it** · 05-13-2010, 06:41 PM

I did it with my beard trimmer and it was no fun.

**stack_it** · 05-13-2010, 06:43 PM

I've been with my girl longer than most marriages and she wouldn't do that for me lol.

**Igifuno** · 05-13-2010, 06:44 PM

Haha.. ya well I'm married so I'm "in", you know?

**AlphaGenetics** · 05-13-2010, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I've been with my girl longer than most marriages and she wouldn't do that for me lol.

Theres always the brazilian wax option, you know the one where they wax the asscrack. Besides the pain, I wouldnt do it for fear of my whole anus getting ripped out of my anal cavaty. Dam brazilians are fkn hardcore.

**DSM4Life** · 05-13-2010, 07:04 PM

Baby wipes are key.

**F4iGuy** · 05-13-2010, 07:34 PM

lol I run tap while shitting. THis serves 2 purposes.
1. Noise cancellation. Not sure if it works but helps cause half the time i ish in a public bathroom. Sucks.
2. In the unfortunate event where a 'clean break' does not occur... I'll wet the tissue then wipe. I spoil my ass.

WTF was this thread about? I forget now...

**Igifuno** · 05-13-2010, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Baby wipes are key.

My wife is all about the baby wipes. Either that or the squirt bottle.. I've used it myself a couple times when no one was home..

**DSM4Life** · 05-13-2010, 07:59 PM

Wipes are awesome. I use as the finishing touch.

**stack_it** · 05-13-2010, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

Theres always the brazilian wax option, you know the one where they wax the asscrack. Besides the pain, I wouldnt do it for fear of my whole anus getting ripped out of my anal cavaty. Dam brazilians are fkn hardcore.

No way!

I tried waxing my chest once and screamed like a little girl lol.

**AlphaGenetics** · 05-13-2010, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Wipes are awesome. I use as the finishing touch.

You probably got the cleanest ass in this forum. Do you baby power it too?

**stevey_6t9** · 05-13-2010, 08:09 PM

ok this is my blog/bog update:

i destroyed the integrity of my bathroom this morning.

id say i felt 5 pounds lighter, but in the process suffocated all living creatures within 5 miles.

thankyou.