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    Happy Birthday Calgarian!

    It's a day early but since many don't post on weekends - I thought i'd make the thread today.

    Happy Birthday my Canadian friend!

    ~Haz~

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    You mother fvker i was going to start this thread


    Calg all the best for tomorrow, light up a cuban and enjoy it

    Nearly there bro

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    awww i sowy......

    Fark yar

    ~Haz~

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    Happy birthday for tomorrow canada wishing you all the best in advance bro.

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    ha ha ha u dinks...thank you...yeah I need cpl of cuban at least tonight...again thanks for advance wishes...

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    Happy birthday. Will there be cake?

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    My brother from another..
    Nothing but love on ur birthday, enjoy it my friend.

    Happy birthday...

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    Thank u guys.....I am 35 yes i am getting there no smart ass comments.......

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    Happy birthday bro...

    Another few years and you and i will venture into the over 40's forum....

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    Happy b-day! and may the year bring you lots of anal sex with women hopefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    Happy birthday bro...

    Another few years and you and i will venture into the over 40's forum....
    nah test will keep us young.......hgh 3 iu fountain of youth fvck forties

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Happy b-day! and may the year bring you lots of anal sex with women hopefully.
    u questioning my abilities ?????

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    Birthdays are good. The more you have the longer you live. Enjoy cal..

    IG

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    im going to send you some maple syurup from toronto,
    we got some good stuff down here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard.On View Post
    im going to send you some maple syurup from toronto,
    we got some good stuff down here
    yeah last batch was so sticky her tongue got stuck on my D!ck....better be good quality this time

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    HAPPY Birthday Cal


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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    HAPPY Birthday Cal

    love u grmaps.....i am using spit on her

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    Happy birthday Cal, hope its really good for you

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    BiRfday

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    Happy bday asshole....


    If you decide to have a drink and go on the prowl just remember that multiple personalites don't count as a threesome so it's not worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Happy bday asshole....


    If you decide to have a drink and go on the prowl just remember that multiple personalites don't count as a threesome so it's not worth it.
    u have question in mind that I wont do that? Plus I have been with multiple personalities...remember.........and no I know what threesome is

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u have question in mind that I wont do that? Plus I have been with multiple personalities...remember.........and no I know what threesome is

    yeah I remember. JUst reminding you not to be tempted by them lol. You're goal for your bday weekend should be to give a girl a money shot. Preferably on the face but on the chest will do. Don't let us down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    yeah I remember. JUst reminding you not to be tempted by them lol. You're goal for your bday weekend should be to give a girl a money shot. Preferably on the face but on the chest will do. Don't let us down.
    just once???i just took 1000iu of hcg.......u r expectation really low....duh
    oh wait does it has to be same girl or different??? I know what u r going to say......

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    Happy Birthday! Remember its still a dui if you get caught on your scooter old man
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    Happy Birthday! Remember its still a dui if you get caught on your scooter old man
    what if i am humping who is sitting on top of it?????

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    Haha.. git a lil granny ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    just once???i just took 1000iu of hcg.......u r expectation really low....duh
    oh wait does it has to be same girl or different??? I know what u r going to say......
    Limit one money shot per girl

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    Happy birthday man.Hope its a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Limit one money shot per girl
    damn i hate restrictions...but FINE........One want to talk to me again and one want to meet me so far........

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    hapt birthday budd

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamond-krys View Post
    hapt birthday budd
    thanks kiddo...

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    I'm signing off for the night...... happy B-day cal..... have a good one tomorrow! We'll trade stories on monday! LOLOLOL

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'm signing off for the night...... happy B-day cal..... have a good one tomorrow! We'll trade stories on monday! LOLOLOL

    ~Haz~
    oh u bet........take it easy in Newyork

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    got u a cake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard.On View Post

    got u a cake
    i take pvssy over it.

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    Ok Im done now

    happy Bday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard.On View Post



    Ok Im done now

    happy Bday
    This old guy can kick ur ass any time
    Thanks "u r what u eat"

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    This old guy can kick ur ass any time
    Thanks "u r what u eat"
    Yeah ur right
    im a pvssy

    (dont worry I got the refrence)

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