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    Smile Muscles: The Key to Pu$$y

    Wow....since i have started AAS and my vascularity and size and definition have gone up....girls are as easy as ever...im sure many of you know this who have been cycling for a while...but holy shit.

    one goes and another ones right there...literally.

    its not even summer and im talkin to 4 at once....all of whom have been in this town and havent really been "that" interested beforehand.

    amazing, is all i have to say.

    AAS........

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    enjoy it brother.

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    hahaha rad just remember not to party to hard it gets easy to fall into the cycle of just partying and jucing and still looking good. it becomes a viscous cycle. happy boning!

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    Just make sure you have the proper PCT if you want to keep hitting that poon bro.

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    we want pics. not you... the girls :P

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    VVVV lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gs4 View Post
    just make sure you have the proper pct if you want to keep hitting that poon bro.
    ^^^^ lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-gunz View Post
    we want pics. not you... the girls :P
    ill get some up....i gotta compile them into a montage....everythings better with a montage

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    Yea I've been in trouble at the titi bar a few times given dancers a dance. Lol. At other clubs give a few girls a little dance and let them touch your abbs. That works really well. Bring the rain coats it'll be rainin poon!

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    Makes it real tough for us married dudes...

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    I'm not a monster, but 6' and stay around 210 most the summer.

    I actually get approached by less girls now than I did when I was 180.

    If I go out, a few random drunks will grope me. But I got better quality, younger stuff before putting on about 20lbs of muscle.

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    Yep I've gotten more action at 220 than 250. Well I'm 240 now and I have a gf but I'm still looken for that asian midget. To throw in the mix. I've looked on line too. I don't think there are any. Just little bitty ones. Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6ft5 View Post
    Yep I've gotten more action at 220 than 250. Well I'm 240 now and I have a gf but I'm still looken for that asian midget. To throw in the mix. I've looked on line too. I don't think there are any. Just little bitty ones. Lol!

    Yup i agree. I got a lot more girls hit on me and flirt with me when i was about 210-220lbs. Now I'm ~260lbs at about ~9-9.5% BF, I'm 192cm btw, bout 6'4". and i get less and less girls come up to me. One day at a club i ask a friend of this girl i just picked up whats up with it? She told me that i intimidate too many girls and they don't want to come up and talk to me. Ha, like i know I'm on tren ATM and looked like i want to kill someone 24/7, but I'm still lovable, .

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    Actually having size does have it's advantages else were. I have friends (girls) in many other states and on the odd occasion i like to drop by for a weekend of partying and clubbing. Being out, we always get a hotel with the boys, and i have this thing, that before we go out we have pre-drinks at the hotel, well about 15min before the girls come up to the room i send one of the boys down to pick them up while i hop into the shower. When i hear the girls come in i hop out of the shower, throw a towel on and walk out into the room playing dumb, and the girls always stare at your abs, and mumble there words, it's great. Then you excuse yourself and go get dressed. Needless to say this gets me laid every time i do it. However, it only really works post cutter cycle, otherwise i look like a blob, hahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    Yup i agree. I got a lot more girls hit on me and flirt with me when i was about 210-220lbs. Now I'm ~260lbs at about ~9-9.5% BF, I'm 192cm btw, bout 6'4". and i get less and less girls come up to me. One day at a club i ask a friend of this girl i just picked up whats up with it? She told me that i intimidate too many girls and they don't want to come up and talk to me. Ha, like i know I'm on tren ATM and looked like i want to kill someone 24/7, but I'm still lovable, .
    them theres some nice stats..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6ft5 View Post
    Yep I've gotten more action at 220 than 250. Well I'm 240 now and I have a gf but I'm still looken for that asian midget. To throw in the mix. I've looked on line too. I don't think there are any. Just little bitty ones. Lol!
    I think a lot of it comes with the territory:

    1. Meat heads have no brains, so they just assume

    2. Meat heads are assumed to have zero personality

    3. I honestly feel girls like attention MORE than even us shallow studs. They don't want to be by someone else getting more attention.


    When I'm on cycle, I always look bigger than I am, just from the AS. At these points, I'm generally swarmed by guys asking me questions. Girls would have to fight through fat kids to even get to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    them theres some nice stats..
    Thanks, . There's a pic of me up somewhere on the forum. it used to be my DP, until MaNNiC hurt me feelings about me being covered in baby oil in the pic. haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    I think a lot of it comes with the territory:

    1. Meat heads have no brains, so they just assume

    2. Meat heads are assumed to have zero personality

    3. I honestly feel girls like attention MORE than even us shallow studs. They don't want to be by someone else getting more attention.


    When I'm on cycle, I always look bigger than I am, just from the AS. At these points, I'm generally swarmed by guys asking me questions. Girls would have to fight through fat kids to even get to me.
    Exactly!

    Most of us do have personality. Maybe not when I'm on tren , lol.

    Yup, on cycle, even during a bulker i look very cut up, off cycle, i look bloated. So i go from BB to powerlifter, haha, looks wise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    Thanks, . There's a pic of me up somewhere on the forum. it used to be my DP, until MaNNiC hurt me feelings about me being covered in baby oil in the pic. haha.
    I was actually looking for an ass/rose avy for you the other day bro.. haha.. didn't find what that was good enough to give you though..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I was actually looking for an ass/rose avy for you the other day bro.. haha.. didn't find what that was good enough to give you though..
    HAHA, nice!. Ok ok thats It I'm of to find one, i want to be a cool kid. .

    Hmm, and ass with a rose in the crack... please exist.


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    This is the only good one i could find, .

    But she ain't showing no flesh!


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    This is unacceptable!

    There are no good pictures!

    Looks like i will never be cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    This is the only good one i could find, .

    But she ain't showing no flesh!

    Looks like shes in a hospital...maybe that explains the blood spot in the middle of her jeans.....oh wait....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post
    Looks like shes in a hospital...maybe that explains the blood spot in the middle of her jeans.....oh wait....
    ^^Lol! Looks like a bloody blow out! Glad you didn't use that one! Mr. Rose should just take a camera and 100bucks and find a hot ass chick and pay them for a couple pics. I usualy see a lot at walmart or target! Lmao! But really, who knows you night even get to tap sum booty! on your search for the new avy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg View Post
    I'm not a monster, but 6' and stay around 210 most the summer.

    I actually get approached by less girls now than I did when I was 180.

    If I go out, a few random drunks will grope me. But I got better quality, younger stuff before putting on about 20lbs of muscle.
    Thats cuz you're in the awkward stage..... I was 6'1 210 and pulled OK ass..... now i'm 240 and it's comming a HELL of a lot easier LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    Actually having size does have it's advantages else were. I have friends (girls) in many other states and on the odd occasion i like to drop by for a weekend of partying and clubbing. Being out, we always get a hotel with the boys, and i have this thing, that before we go out we have pre-drinks at the hotel, well about 15min before the girls come up to the room i send one of the boys down to pick them up while i hop into the shower. When i hear the girls come in i hop out of the shower, throw a towel on and walk out into the room playing dumb, and the girls always stare at your abs, and mumble there words, it's great. Then you excuse yourself and go get dressed. Needless to say this gets me laid every time i do it. However, it only really works post cutter cycle, otherwise i look like a blob, hahaha.
    You and me have a lot in common LMAO

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    It's all about confidence.. and being on AAS makes you feel like captain america. I agree with Haz on this one though. I'm 5'11 and when I was right at 200 it was hard to pull a 8 or 9. Now that I'm up to 235-240 It's a walk in the park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C-MaN View Post
    It's all about confidence.. and being on AAS makes you feel like captain america. I agree with Haz on this one though. I'm 5'11 and when I was right at 200 it was hard to pull a 8 or 9. Now that I'm up to 235-240 It's a walk in the park.
    Good Point...it really does

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    ya aas works wonders on broads and ive never been a loser or wahtever but made me popular as **** being big

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    My gf left me about 3 months ago. I was very much in love with her and was very hurt. She saw me for the first time last week as I was walking out of the store. I had put on about 25 pounds since she saw me last. I got a text from her the very next morning. She asked if i was sein someone and I told her yes, diddnt matter. Yesterday she came over and we had sex like animals. I owe it all to test prop. lol AAS is definatly helpfull in getting laid, no question.

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    It's not your muscles bro...it's your confidence, it's all one needs to pull chicks.

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    Dude dont get sloppy... i got found out 3 months ago... holyshit did hell brake loose... i still got my lass back tho...

    Btw i got caught on facebook.. From all places! ha

    Im off thats sh!t now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Rose View Post
    This is unacceptable!

    There are no good pictures!

    Looks like i will never be cool.

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    I've found it to be the total opposite. When you get to a certain point its definitely harder and here is why; chicks are so intimidated that after 2 minutes they need to walk away b/ they feel inferior and uncomfortable, they paint a picture of what they think your going to be like b4 they get to know you, they know that having a guy who could potentially get girls very easily will make it harder for them to keep you exclusively and why bother w/ the trouble. I'm talking when you get into the 230 lbs +/lean, under 5'10" range here. I have found some things to make it much easier though. First off, avoid talking much about yourself at all. Answer some simple questions, DONT ELABORATE ON WORKING OUT!! Ask her more questions than she asks you, let her talk about herself and what she likes to do. Smile, laugh, joke. Keep it at that, and if working out comes up like I said, touch on it briefly the move on ie: "Yeah, I work out a little, I try anyways!! hahahaa" You play it from this angle and yes, you'll score, and yes with almost any chick in the club

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVR2BIG1 View Post
    I've found it to be the total opposite. When you get to a certain point its definitely harder and here is why; chicks are so intimidated that after 2 minutes they need to walk away b/ they feel inferior and uncomfortable, they paint a picture of what they think your going to be like b4 they get to know you, they know that having a guy who could potentially get girls very easily will make it harder for them to keep you exclusively and why bother w/ the trouble. I'm talking when you get into the 230 lbs +/lean, under 5'10" range here. I have found some things to make it much easier though. First off, avoid talking much about yourself at all. Answer some simple questions, DONT ELABORATE ON WORKING OUT!! Ask her more questions than she asks you, let her talk about herself and what she likes to do. Smile, laugh, joke. Keep it at that, and if working out comes up like I said, touch on it briefly the move on ie: "Yeah, I work out a little, I try anyways!! hahahaa" You play it from this angle and yes, you'll score, and yes with almost any chick in the club
    FVCKING BINGO

    I hear TOOOOOOO many times..... guys bragging about all the broccoli and beef they eat. When a girl grabs the guy's arm she loves it... but then the guy thinks it is open season to describe his training and eating in detail. This makes the girls walk away (for the most part).

    Like said above, let the girls do most of the talking. Yeah tell her you work out, but leave it as that. Let her do all of the talking

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    Do you workout?

    Yes on Monday I wake up at 6am and do 45 minutes of cardio. On an empty stomach ofcourse. Then I eat 8 times throughout the day and go to the gym at 4:30pm. I do chest for an hour and a half. I bench 350.

    Then on Tuesday I do the samething but I do arms.

    On wednesday I should do legs but I just do shoulders instead.

    On Thursday I do chest again. Did I mention I bench 350?

    On Friday I do arms chest and shoulders so I get a good pump. I gotta look hot for you ladies ya know. Then I spend three hours getting ready and come to the club and spend all the money buying girls drinks that my parents sent me for school.

    So you wanna hook up? I have to leave my shirt on though. I just bought this extra small and I don't wanna cut it off yet.


    This is how I do it. I think I may need to go into more details with them though cuz it never works. Maybe I should tell I bench 350 again after I ask if they wanna hook up?

    Any advice?

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    being on gear and picking up girls is the best. i only reached 190 wif 9body fat on a mild cycle but iv got mates that are over the 220mark with a single digit body fat and when they walk together somwhere every girl walking will loook twice at them even girls walking with their bf.

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