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Alright...this has to be addressed (rant)
Alright. **** me. This shit has to stop. Alright..
Scenario:
Take a girl out for a nice god damn night. Weve already ****ed before SO i knew the getting was good and i was good at getting it. the night is winding down and we are headed back to my place so i can use her head as a battering ram against my drywall. And Ill just face this shit now...I love music. All kinds of music. Im a ****ing music nerd. I love music. Everywhere I go, i am humming or singing some tune or another. So there is a song Im listening to in the car and im singing along to it. One of the lines in this song happens to be just "come close". The song ends and im just minding my own god damn business when has to go and say some ****ing ridiculous shit to me...
"I love when you sing to me".
Instantly my brain tries to convince my body to open the door and kick her ass out going down the highway. What corny shit! anyways... I over look it. She is hott. Sucks good dick. has beautiful tits. Whatever...you take the good with the bad.
We go to my house...we ****. Its excellent. We are laying there and im waiting for her to catch on that its time for her to get the **** out when she cuddles up right against me and whispers in my ear "will you...*pause for dramatic effect*...come close?"
My skin crawls, my hair stands up on my neck, my dick attempts to hide behind my balls. Every single ****ing thing about this shit CREEEEEPPSSSS me the **** out. "WHO THE **** DOES THAT SHIT?!?!?" is the cry from inside my head.
The next thing it screams is "ABORT MISSION!!!". But how?!?
I whip out natures ultimate escape plan.
"I gotta shit."
Up i get...dick still glistening wet from banging her, walk to the bathroom (not before grabbing my phone...a guy has to check the forums while hes droppin a bomb).
When I get out...she is gone..And only the sweet smell of her hair is left on my pillow. Bless her
....corny bitch.
Last edited by MMArmour; 06-04-2010 at 10:53 AM.
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06-04-2010, 10:53 AM #2
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She actually left when you got up to shit.....? I don't know any crazy jersey bitch that would just leave..... atleast not without saying a corny good bye LOL
Originally Posted by MMArmour
Alright. **** me. This shit has to stop. Alright..
Scenario:
Take a girl out for a nice god damn night. Weve already ****ed before SO i knew the getting was good and i was good at getting it. the night is winding down and we are headed back to my place so i can use her head as a battering ram against my drywall. And Ill just face this shit now...I love music. All kinds of music. Im a ****ing music nerd. I love music. Everywhere I go, i am humming or singing some tune or another. So there is a song Im listening to in the car and im singing along to it. One of the lines in this song happens to be just "come close". The song ends and im just minding my own god damn business when has to go and say some ****ing ridiculous shit to me...
"I love when you sing to me".
Instantly my brain tries to convince my body to open the door and kick her ass out going down the highway. What corny shit! anyways... I over look it. She is hott. Sucks good dick. has beautiful tits. Whatever...you take the good with the bad.
We go to my house...we ****. Its excellent. We are laying there and im waiting for her to catch on that its time for her to get the **** out when she cuddles up right against me and whispers in my ear "will you...*pause for dramatic effect*...come close?"
My skin crawls, my hair stands up on my neck, my dick attempts to hide behind my balls. Every single ****ing thing about this shit CREEEEEPPSSSS me the **** out. "WHO THE **** DOES THAT SHIT?!?!?" is the cry from inside my head.
The next thing it screams is "ABORT MISSION!!!". But how?!?
I whip out natures ultimate escape plan.
"I gotta shit."
Up i get...dick still dripping wet from banging her, walk to the bathroom (not before grabbing my phone...a guy has to check the forums while hes droppin a bomb).
When I get out...she is gone..And only the sweet smell of her hair is left on my pillow. Bless her....corny bitch.
~Haz~Failure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz
Think beyond yourselves and remember this forum is for educated members to help advise SAFE usage of AAS, not just tell you what you want to hear - Knockout_Power
NOT DOING SOURCE CHECKS......
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06-04-2010, 10:54 AM #3
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By the way..... you can turn your man card in on monday..... the office is currently closed.
~Haz~Failure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz
Think beyond yourselves and remember this forum is for educated members to help advise SAFE usage of AAS, not just tell you what you want to hear - Knockout_Power
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haha what the hell could she have said?!?
Yup! When i got out of the bathroom..she was gone!! it was like magic! So..in the future...when u ened to get rid of a broad..just tell her in the middle of some intimate moment...
"i have to shit"
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ooohhh harsh!!!! wtf! I dont think I broke any man codes doing what i did?!? Originally Posted by Hazard
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06-04-2010, 10:59 AM #6
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Definately broke man codes..... see this video taken of you yesterday...... Originally Posted by MMArmour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP-lrlTH--I
~Haz~Failure is not and option..... ONLY beyond failure is - Haz
Think beyond yourselves and remember this forum is for educated members to help advise SAFE usage of AAS, not just tell you what you want to hear - Knockout_Power
NOT DOING SOURCE CHECKS......
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06-04-2010, 11:00 AM #7
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Originally Posted by MMArmour
Alright. **** me. This shit has to stop. Alright..
Scenario:
Take a girl out for a nice god damn night. Weve already ****ed before SO i knew the getting was good and i was good at getting it. the night is winding down and we are headed back to my place so i can use her head as a battering ram against my drywall. And Ill just face this shit now...I love music. All kinds of music. Im a ****ing music nerd. I love music. Everywhere I go, i am humming or singing some tune or another. So there is a song Im listening to in the car and im singing along to it. One of the lines in this song happens to be just "come close". The song ends and im just minding my own god damn business when has to go and say some ****ing ridiculous shit to me...
"I love when you sing to me".
Instantly my brain tries to convince my body to open the door and kick her ass out going down the highway. What corny shit! anyways... I over look it. She is hott. Sucks good dick. has beautiful tits. Whatever...you take the good with the bad.
We go to my house...we ****. Its excellent. We are laying there and im waiting for her to catch on that its time for her to get the **** out when she cuddles up right against me and whispers in my ear "will you...*pause for dramatic effect*...come close?"
My skin crawls, my hair stands up on my neck, my dick attempts to hide behind my balls. Every single ****ing thing about this shit CREEEEEPPSSSS me the **** out. "WHO THE **** DOES THAT SHIT?!?!?" is the cry from inside my head.
The next thing it screams is "ABORT MISSION!!!". But how?!?
I whip out natures ultimate escape plan.
"I gotta shit."
Up i get...dick still glistening wet from banging her, walk to the bathroom (not before grabbing my phone...a guy has to check the forums while hes droppin a bomb).
When I get out...she is gone..And only the sweet smell of her hair is left on my pillow. Bless her....corny bitch.
LOL......and the manly award goes to............
you would of won if you had just shit the bed!!
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06-04-2010, 11:03 AM #8
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There's also nothing wrong with being a nice guy (flame away)
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hahahahaah AND THEN draw a smiley face on her stomach with it?!? Originally Posted by energizer bunny
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thats just low. way low. Actually...the fact that you even knew waht video to post to that...means you lost your man card too Originally Posted by Hazard
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06-04-2010, 11:08 AM #11
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she is corny and you were the one singing in the car.
it was a lady gaga song wasnt it. Its ok to admit it we are all friends here
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06-04-2010, 11:09 AM #12
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LMFAO! Originally Posted by MMArmour
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hahaha dude i love music! Cant help it! hahaha Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
she is corny and you were the one singing in the car.
it was a lady gaga song wasnt it. Its ok to admit it we are all friends here
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06-04-2010, 01:03 PM #14
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Homo Originally Posted by MMArmour
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06-04-2010, 01:35 PM #15
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Originally Posted by DSM4Life
is your gadar going off?
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gay cause i love music? haha
i shoulda known better than to share this story with all the pussies on this forum! haha
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06-04-2010, 02:11 PM #17
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Originally Posted by MMArmour
gay cause i love music? haha
i shoulda known better than to share this story with all the pussies on this forum! haha
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06-04-2010, 03:08 PM #18
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oh fvck good one Gixxer Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
she is corny and you were the one singing in the car.
it was a lady gaga song wasnt it. Its ok to admit it we are all friends here
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06-04-2010, 06:05 PM #19
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Your Christmas present. Originally Posted by MMArmour
gay cause i love music? haha
i shoulda known better than to share this story with all the pussies on this forum! haha
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06-04-2010, 09:33 PM #20
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A thread going wrong....lmao
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