Alright. **** me. This shit has to stop. Alright..
Scenario:
Take a girl out for a nice god damn night. Weve already ****ed before SO i knew the getting was good and i was good at getting it. the night is winding down and we are headed back to my place so i can use her head as a battering ram against my drywall. And Ill just face this shit now...I love music. All kinds of music. Im a ****ing music nerd. I love music. Everywhere I go, i am humming or singing some tune or another. So there is a song Im listening to in the car and im singing along to it. One of the lines in this song happens to be just "come close". The song ends and im just minding my own god damn business when has to go and say some ****ing ridiculous shit to me...
"I love when you sing to me".
Instantly my brain tries to convince my body to open the door and kick her ass out going down the highway. What corny shit! anyways... I over look it. She is hott. Sucks good dick. has beautiful tits. Whatever...you take the good with the bad.
We go to my house...we ****. Its excellent. We are laying there and im waiting for her to catch on that its time for her to get the **** out when she cuddles up right against me and whispers in my ear "will you...*pause for dramatic effect*...come close?"
My skin crawls, my hair stands up on my neck, my dick attempts to hide behind my balls. Every single ****ing thing about this shit CREEEEEPPSSSS me the **** out. "WHO THE **** DOES THAT SHIT?!?!?" is the cry from inside my head.
The next thing it screams is "ABORT MISSION!!!". But how?!?
I whip out natures ultimate escape plan.
"I gotta shit."
Up i get...dick still glistening wet from banging her, walk to the bathroom (not before grabbing my phone...a guy has to check the forums while hes droppin a bomb).
When I get out...she is gone..And only the sweet smell of her hair is left on my pillow. Bless her....corny bitch.
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Originally Posted by MMArmour
