How Do I Tell the Girlfriend.....

[vanduhl]

Before I start, no, its not how to tell her im using steroids. I already did that haha.

Ive got a new girl..its been about two weeks...shes smokin hot.

However, she has a little extra sumthin sumthin in a few places that she could afford to lose.

I need a way to politely suggest that she either comes to my gym and i will get her going on a fat-loss/ muscle building diet. or encourage her to go to the local Y....

Anybody got any ideas??????

[gym_junki]

start by taking her for a walk for about 45min eod and after the third time ask her to spend that 45min with u in the gym try not to push her hard and bit by bit she will get used to it, if she does go with u every week or so keep on telling her I can see u changing and ur looking good, get her addicted to it.

[J-Dogg]

You are treading on thin ice bro, lol.

Some girls can take it well, most....it will crush their self esteem.

I would not say anything, invite her for a walk/run a few times a week, maybe converse a little about it and see if she likes the walk/run thing. Bring up maybe that you would like to loose the fat on your (back or what ever) and see if she brings up hers.

If she brings it up, laugh at her, tell her she's fine the way she is, but the best way to loose is with these walks/cardio and diet and you are happy to help if she would like.

[vanduhl]

start by taking her for a walk for about 45min eod and after the third time ask her to spend that 45min with u in the gym try not to push her hard and bit by bit she will get used to it, if she does go with u every week or so keep on telling her I can see u changing and ur looking good, get her addicted to it.

Thats a real good idea man. I like it. I will deff try it.

You are treading on thin ice bro, lol.

Some girls can take it well, most....it will crush their self esteem.

I would not say anything, invite her for a walk/run a few times a week, maybe converse a little about it and see if she likes the walk/run thing. Bring up maybe that you would like to loose the fat on your (back or what ever) and see if she brings up hers.

If she brings it up, laugh at her, tell her she's fine the way she is, but the best way to loose is with these walks/cardio and diet and you are happy to help if she would like.

Yeah, i know this is a layer of thin ice covered in egg shells..lol.
Thats why i came to you guys, i like this too. I will deff try the bringin up something on me to make her feel less uncomfortable and singled out.

[Hoggage_54]

Don't date a fat chick

[bjpennnn]

Don't date a fat chick

hahahaha just start asking her to go to the gym with you tell her it would make you guys closer.

[vanduhl]

Don't date a fat chick

shes not fat lol.

[NVR2BIG1]

I'd look at more than just working out first. How does she eat? Does she try and take care of herself or does she rely on genetics to fight off alcohol and junk food? I've found if they're not into it for themselves then they wont stick with it no matter what. If she goes to the gym to spend time w/ you chances are it'll be short lived and eventually when you guys get the "comfort level" of the relationship she'll quit. But, there is a slight chance she will enjoy it, so give it a shot. My experience has been different though

[gixxerboy1]

you been hanging out for 2 weeks. Wait to short of a time to tell her something like that.

Also i dont know what shape you are in. But u best not bring up a couple little things on here unless you are 9%bf right now

[stevey_6t9]

tell the bitch " dont you dare have desert!"

[vanduhl]

you been hanging out for 2 weeks. Wait to short of a time to tell her something like that.

Also i dont know what shape you are in. But u best not bring up a couple little things on here unless you are 9%bf right now

i dont mean to sound dumb, but i dont understand this response?

[DSM4Life]

Tell her while your giving her anal.

[gixxerboy1]

i dont mean to sound dumb, but i dont understand this response?

if she is hot like you say. and your going to mention "oh you could loose a couple pounds or tone up a bit"

You better be in great shape yourself. If you abs arent out you shouldnt be bringing up to her she could loose a couple.

[calgarian]

Before I start, no, its not how to tell her im using steroids. I already did that haha.

Ive got a new girl..its been about two weeks...shes smokin hot.

However, she has a little extra sumthin sumthin in a few places that she could afford to lose.

I need a way to politely suggest that she either comes to my gym and i will get her going on a fat-loss/ muscle building diet. or encourage her to go to the local Y....

Anybody got any ideas??????

here is what she is going to say or think

"i thought u like me for what I am now u think i am fat. why u start dating me ???so u can have sex with me and tell me I am fat??"
" I hate judgemental ppl i think ur d!ck is small but i never told u that i like for what u r"

2 weeks.....just keep ur pants on...or another thought dont keep ur pants on cause the older the relationship goes the pant stay on....

all joke aside leave it for now....

[bjpennnn]

here is what she is going to say or think

"i thought u like me for what I am now u think i am fat. why u start dating me ???so u can have sex with me and tell me I am fat??"
" I hate judgemental ppl i think ur d!ck is small but i never told u that i like for what u r"

2 weeks.....just keep ur pants on...or another thought dont keep ur pants on cause the older the relationship goes the pant stay on....

all joke aside leave it for now....

sound advice

[Stigmata101]

Tell her while your giving her anal.

Would that be before or after the bleeding starts?

[calgarian]

Would that be before or after the bleeding starts?

ha ha ha mofo.....

[wanabeMASSIVE!]

Before I start, no, its not how to tell her im using steroids. I already did that haha.

Ive got a new girl..its been about two weeks...shes smokin hot.

However, she has a little extra sumthin sumthin in a few places that she could afford to lose.

I need a way to politely suggest that she either comes to my gym and i will get her going on a fat-loss/ muscle building diet. or encourage her to go to the local Y....

Anybody got any ideas??????

LMAOO.. U TOO FUNNY... Buy her a dog...

[fattywarbucks]

Open up some dummy email accounts like lanebryant1892@gmail or ballys09218@gmail and start spamming her with adds for fat chick clothes and gym memberships.

[Bossman]

here is what she is going to say or think

"i thought u like me for what i am now u think i am fat. Why u start dating me ???so u can have sex with me and tell me i am fat??"
" i hate judgemental ppl i think ur d!ck is small but i never told u that i like for what u r"

2 weeks.....just keep ur pants on...or another thought dont keep ur pants on cause the older the relationship goes the pant stay on....

All joke aside leave it for now....

lmao!!

[calgarian]

lmao!!

finally.....

[Hazard]

Man you've known her for 2 weeks and you wanna tell her she could afford to drop some weight in some spots?????

You've got one big set of balls man LOL.....

Idunno..... i'd leave it be until she pissed me off or bitched about something.....

~Haz~

[calgarian]

Man you've known her for 2 weeks and you wanna tell her she could afford to drop some weight in some spots?????

You've got one big set of balls man LOL.....

Idunno..... i'd leave it be until she pissed me off or bitched about something.....

~Haz~

And u know its coming

[Hazard]

And u know its coming

LMFAO yeap.....

~Haz~

[vanduhl]

And u know its coming

Oh, it is definitely coming....but yeah i guess two wks is a little hasty on my part...

[calgarian]

Oh, it is definitely coming....but yeah i guess two wks is a little hasty on my part...

just keep banging it as much as u can....thats the ONLY advise I will give u

[gixxerboy1]

Oh, it is definitely coming....but yeah i guess two wks is a little hasty on my part...

no you waited to long. On your first date you should have told her to go on a idet if she wanted a second date

[calgarian]

no you waited to long. On your first date you should have told her to go on a idet if she wanted a second date

and u sure she wont leave u with his d!ck hanging???

[gixxerboy1]

invite her to your house and tell her you are making her dinner. Then just give her a bowl of ice chips.

[calgarian]

invite her to your house and tell her you are making her dinner. Then just give her a bowl of ice chips.

u guys are terrible....lol

[redz]

Be very careful any health or diet changes sugested from a man to a woman are automatically assumed to mean you are calling them fat. A few days ago I noted that my wifes diet was getting pretty bad and I havent had sex since....

Her lunch that day was:
-half bag of cheetos
-4 peacan butter tarts
-some kraft dinner
-avocado

I joked with her that the ony ything remotely healthy was the avocado and that may be why she hasn`t been feeling great lately....

Her response was pretty much so your saying I`m fat.

My god lol my wife isn`t fat but over time a diet like that is going to catch up to her. I told her I don`t think she should be on the same diet as me but she needs to make better choices.

[calgarian]

Be very careful any health or diet changes sugested from a man to a woman are automatically assumed to mean you are calling them fat. A few days ago I noted that my wifes diet was getting pretty bad and I havent had sex since....

Her lunch that day was:
-half bag of cheetos
-4 peacan butter tarts
-some kraft dinner
-avocado

I joked with her that the ony ything remotely healthy was the avocado and that may be why she hasn`t been feeling great lately....

Her response was pretty much so your saying I`m fat.

My god lol my wife isn`t fat but over time a diet like that is going to catch up to her. I told her I don`t think she should be on the same diet as me but she needs to make better choices.

so let me guess...u didnt get any since ?

[Stigmata101]

Heres what I do....Everytime my wife and I go out and I see a fat chick I make sure to point them out and then spend at least 10 minutes beliddling and ridiculing them and telling her how repulsive and sick to the stomach they make me. I am defineately getting my point across that I have no interest in fat chicks and that I never will. So far she hasn't gained a pound and actually has lost a few, but you gotta start this right from the beginning of the relationship because if you start it after you will look like an asshole.

[DSM4Life]

Heres what I do....Everytime my wife and I go out and I see a fat chick I make sure to point them out and then spend at least 10 minutes beliddling and ridiculing them and telling her how repulsive and sick to the stomach they make me. I am defineately getting my point across that I have no interest in fat chicks and that I never will. So far she hasn't gained a pound and actually has lost a few, but you gotta start this right from the beginning of the relationship because if you start it after you will look like an asshole.

What if she starts gaining weight, do you divorce her ?

[gixxerboy1]

What if she starts gaining weight, do you divorce her ?

krazy glue her lips closed

[Stigmata101]

What if she starts gaining weight, do you divorce her ?

Do you think that would be too drastic?

[Igifuno]

Although DSM clearly has the best advice in this thread, I think it could mean a lot to a woman if the person their dating conciously involves her in what you do on a day to day basis, ie: the gym. If you really like this chick, and she gives good head, let her know that the gym is one of the most sacred times in the day for you, and you would love it if she would share it with you. Then the anal will be even better...

[vanduhl]

Although DSM clearly has the best advice in this thread, I think it could mean a lot to a woman if the person their dating conciously involves her in what you do on a day to day basis, ie: the gym. If you really like this chick, and she gives good head, let her know that the gym is one of the most sacred times in the day for you, and you would love it if she would share it with you. Then the anal will be even better...

spoken by a true genius

[DSM4Life]

Do you think that would be too drastic?

[Bertuzzi]

*applause* Thank you all who have contributed to this hilarity!! This was unreal... I woke my GF up laughing so hard at this thread.

Thank you all again for the good laughs before my beddy-bye time.