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    best time in cycle to break up with GF....

    hmmmmm
    Last edited by Focusmen; 03-01-2011 at 01:44 PM.

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    good fo you man girlfriends are over rated.

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    Some of us can only dream. Keep us posted so we can live vicariously through you!

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    Make sure you've just received a blow job, i always find thats the best time...
    Do not ask me for a source check.






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    i just got into a relationship..this makes me feel like shit...thanks a lot

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    There's nothing wrong with being in a relationship .
    I just put different wigs on my hand puppet when I feel like straying ?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007 View Post
    Make sure you've just received a blow job, i always find thats the best time...
    Agreed. My friend just broke up w/ his gf on her b-day.. what an a$$hole.. he did get in there prior to the break up though.. its only natural.

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    Ah dude - just cheat on her if you're that concerned about fug'ing everything. You'll be glad you have a girlfriend when your randoms don't come through - or 4am and you're horny as hell and wanna get dooown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC600cbr View Post
    Ah dude - just cheat on her if you're that concerned about fug'ing everything. You'll be glad you have a girlfriend when your randoms don't come through - or 4am and you're horny as hell and wanna get dooown.
    haha.. I actually read that in an Arnold voice..

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    That's exactly how you should have read it!

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    You havent got down with enough women to find the right one grasshopper. Im gonna start a "how many women have you fvkd" thread.

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    I feel like that one will be over inflated and lots of BS calls. Maybe have to post a picture of yourself to prove its possible.

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    oh my goodness
    Last edited by Focusmen; 03-01-2011 at 01:45 PM.

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    sounds like a moped lol

    moped - A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

    She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Focusmen View Post
    update. had sex with fat girl. hahahaha! was out on the lake all day looking at fine 19 yearolds in string thongs and pasties. my boat had 2 fat girls and one dumb bitch. all that tes i didnt even care.lol SHE WAS A SLUMPBUSTER!


    "When someone is having trouble getting laid, they're in a slump. When you're in a slump, you need an easy score to get your confidence back up and break the slump - a slumpbuster. Often this means lowering your standards, and sleeping with someone you would never otherwise associate with. The term is obviously negative, and can even damage the reputation of someone who uses it; it implies that the "slumpbuster"'s only purpose is to screw someone who's desperate for sex, and also implies that the person invoking the term uses women for sex. Use with caution; it tends to make things worse for everyone involved."






    Mitch- "Dude when was the last time you got layed?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    sounds like a moped lol

    moped - A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

    She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

    I call it Emergency FVCK list..

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    lmao you always got something that trumps everything haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by cgb6810 View Post
    Some of us can only dream. Keep us posted so we can live vicariously through you!
    You are a more than happy man of what, 27 years right !


    Come PCT, your going to cry...a lot. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    lmao you always got something that trumps everything haha
    deal with crazy bitches all ur life and u pick up things or 2

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    Tell me this, how horny do you guys actualy get on a cycle? i mean seriously is it that much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gettingthere View Post
    Tell me this, how horny do you guys actualy get on a cycle? i mean seriously is it that much?
    yes it is.....

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    I would do it as i'm easing into pct. don't really care too much about ass at that point. More of a duty than a pleasure. There is something to be said about the underrated synergy between new and multiple gutter hags as you are starting a new cycle.

    1-12 cyp 500 mg
    1-15 gutter hags
    1-15 proviron
    1-4 tbol

    you get the idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gettingthere View Post
    Tell me this, how horny do you guys actualy get on a cycle? i mean seriously is it that much?
    remember when you were in high school and you were so horny you swear you could smell pussE coming around the corner... amplify that by 10 and thats after Ive nutt'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    remember when you were in high school and you were so horny you swear you could smell pussE coming around the corner... amplify that by 10 and thats after Ive nutt'd
    plus if u r higher dosage of test then other compund then chicks will give u a look I noticed it when i was running test higher then tren, random chicks will give u the look....I cant wait to go 1g of test......

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    plus if u r higher dosage of test then other compund then chicks will give u a look I noticed it when i was running test higher then tren, random chicks will give u the look....I cant wait to go 1g of test......
    like they can smell the test floating around and get all horny and shit? Is that why chicks offer to spot me? Or is it cause I lift such light weights they know they can help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    like they can smell the test floating around and get all horny and shit? Is that why chicks offer to spot me? Or is it cause I lift such light weights they know they can help?
    its the smell of the test......

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    To the OP, best time to break up... right after they swallow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    To the OP, best time to break up... right after they swallow.
    or after u fvck them in pooper without condoms :lol;

    Honey we are done now go clean up ur ass

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    Better yet, go ATM and when you're clean, then tell'em its done. Why the fvck would you want to waste time cleaning the shit off your pole

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    You are a more than happy man of what, 27 years right !


    Come PCT, your going to cry...a lot. Lol
    i think you may cry, cause you have double PCT. Your gay, and the influx of hormones.

    but not me, im a man's man! Ill be in the garage, hanging sheet rock, revving engines.... god damitt where's my chewing tobacco?!

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