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Thread: Man, it's monday and I've never been shot down so much on a weekend!

  1. 06-21-2010, 04:56 AM #1
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    Man, it's monday and I've never been shot down so much on a weekend!

    Want to talk epic failure?

    This week was probably pretty much one of the best ever!

    The weekend there was a basketball tournament in town. I live in a smaller town about 10k population, right on lake michigan.

    The torny brings a lot of people into town and it's a pretty big event each summer.

    Friday, I clean the house and get everything set. A girl I've been trying to hook up with sends me a message on FB asking what I was doing.

    I give her plans and her and her friends plan on coming over. My buddy has 2 girls coming over so we have the ratio to about 2 guys to 5 gals at this point.

    Ends up being me and him pre gaming on the couch, nice enough dude, but oh well......the night goes on right?

    Well A girl I use to hang out with was in town and recently started training for a marathon. I figure she's gotta be in pretty good shape right now, so why not? She use to aggressively peruse me, but I had a GF at the time. Epic failure there too! I missed one of her games, she got mad.

    The object for the week now, restore my ego!
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  2. 06-21-2010, 04:58 AM #2
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    Dont worry, you will have worse failures as time goes on and worse and worse and worse...

    Dont worry though, at some point you will realize it cant get any worse.







    Then it will. It will get much worse...
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  3. 06-21-2010, 05:08 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Dont worry, you will have worse failures as time goes on and worse and worse and worse...
    This is the truth
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  4. 06-21-2010, 05:21 AM #4
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    "The secret of success is the abilty to plunge from one failure to the next with no loss of enthusiasm" Lol!!
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  5. 06-21-2010, 05:38 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Dont worry, you will have worse failures as time goes on and worse and worse and worse...
    Dont worry though, at some point you will realize it cant get any worse.

    Then it will. It will get much worse.
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  6. 06-21-2010, 06:39 AM #6
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    You could of ended up hooking up with a fatty or gotten head from a girl with a bigger dick then you. So just remember that somewhere someones night is that much worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Dont worry, you will have worse failures as time goes on and worse and worse and worse...

    Dont worry though, at some point you will realize it cant get any worse.







    Then it will. It will get much worse...
    lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    You could of ended up hooking up with a fatty or gotten head from a girl with a bigger dick then you. So just remember that somewhere someones night is that much worse.
    Hell yeah

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  9. 06-21-2010, 03:39 PM #9
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    fvck a fatty.......restored
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    You could of ended up hooking up with a fatty or gotten head from a girl with a bigger dick then you. So just remember that somewhere someones night is that much worse.
    mofo beat me to it
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  12. 06-21-2010, 06:20 PM #12
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    lol, theres always pamela hand and the five sisters in the meantime.

    when you have a girl all the other girls want you, when your single its like they can smell the desperation and avoid you like the fookn plague!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    fvck a fatty.......restored

    There are no failures - just experiences and your reactions to them. Therefore I agree with cal..
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  14. 06-21-2010, 06:24 PM #14
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    You could have gone out with a fat chick for 3 years and bough a house with her and when she started getting even fatter and ask you to get her pregnant you sold the house and ran, oups that was my life back in 2002.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yannick35 View Post
    You could have gone out with a fat chick for 3 years and bough a house with her and when she started getting even fatter and ask you to get her pregnant you sold the house and ran, oups that was my life back in 2002.....

    See? Feel better now?
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  16. 06-29-2010, 12:28 PM #16
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    Hey thanks for all the support guys! I'm still alive, managed to not off myself after that troublesome weekend!

    The last one was not much better, some cougar kept trying to grab my wank and make out with me. Meanwhile, the tall cute girl I was working was watching.

    By the end of the night, the cute girl gives me her number, but the cougar has a husband that's pissed at his old wife, and tries to break a beer bottle over my head.

    I'm fine with cougars, but this one was just super agressive and was messing up a good piece!
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  17. 06-29-2010, 12:33 PM #17
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    Look on the brightside...

    You could have a girlfriend who bitches and moans about everything and expects to be with you every second of the day. Gets mad when you come home from errands/gym and you didn't call her to come down the second you walked in the house...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizz28 View Post
    Look on the brightside...

    You could have a girlfriend who bitches and moans about everything and expects to be with you every second of the day. Gets mad when you come home from errands/gym and you didn't call her to come down the second you walked in the house...
    tough day? haha
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    I so missed out on this thread... most will agree that it can get worse... Im proof.
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  20. 06-29-2010, 04:44 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizz28 View Post
    Look on the brightside...

    You could have a girlfriend who bitches and moans about everything and expects to be with you every second of the day. Gets mad when you come home from errands/gym and you didn't call her to come down the second you walked in the house...
    Touche my friend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizz28 View Post
    Look on the brightside...

    You could have a girlfriend who bitches and moans about everything and expects to be with you every second of the day. Gets mad when you come home from errands/gym and you didn't call her to come down the second you walked in the house...
    BLOODY HELL! SPOT ON!

    Me and you need to sit back..... drink some beers.... have a cigar..... and shoot the shit.....

    ~Haz~
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