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    Funny/Sad Story

    I have to share this one. The other night I was over a friend's house, and he was about to pin his buddie's glute. He said he couldn't reach his glute that well anymore, and refused to pin qauds seeing as he had a bad experience with a nerve, or whatever.

    Well, he dropped his pants, and my friend noticed a HUGE pimple on his ass cheek. He looked at me and kind of gave me a evil grin, I know what he was about to do. Well anyway, He pins right in the middle of this mountain of a pimple. I've never seen someone jump so high in my life. The sad part is, the 1.5" needle broke off in his cheek. To the point we couldn't see it anymore.

    Of course there were no tweezers in his house. So, we spent the next hour taking turns trying to pry a broken needle out of this guys ass with needle nose pliers. We ended up having to cut a small slice in the injection site with a razor and dig the needle out. And remember, this was inside of a giant pimple. I felt like a battle medic in a 3rd world country.

    Let this be a lesson to everyone. Be careful how far you stick in the needle, avoid pimples and ALWAYS keep tweezers on hand.

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    Lounge Material

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    That's really effed up...

    Should've posted this in the lounge though..

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    that's pretty sick.... i woulda beat some ass once it was out.

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    beat some ass would be an understatement ha

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    Yep, lounge material.

    Oh, and now you can nickname your buddy Tyrano-sore-ass Rex

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    I'd beat your ass for laughing too.. prick..

    J/K.. haha..

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    gonna have to raise the bs flag on this one.

    If you're buddy is stupid enough to inject through your friends pimple he should get his ass beat by the guy he was injecting. That's just asking for infection. Plus in order for the needle to break he was either using old rusty pins or he had a full fist grip on it and had his arm locked down so it wouldn't move when the guy jumped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by going4ripped View Post
    Yep, lounge material.

    Oh, and now you can nickname your buddy Tyrano-sore-ass Rex
    lolllll

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    gonna have to raise the bs flag on this one.

    If you're buddy is stupid enough to inject through your friends pimple he should get his ass beat by the guy he was injecting. That's just asking for infection. Plus in order for the needle to break he was either using old rusty pins or he had a full fist grip on it and had his arm locked down so it wouldn't move when the guy jumped.
    Oh no you dit-eeeent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Oh no you dit-eeeent...

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    hahah..

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    gonna have to raise the bs flag on this one.

    If you're buddy is stupid enough to inject through your friends pimple he should get his ass beat by the guy he was injecting. That's just asking for infection. Plus in order for the needle to break he was either using old rusty pins or he had a full fist grip on it and had his arm locked down so it wouldn't move when the guy jumped.
    you stiff mutha fvka..

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    This isnt lounge material its youtube gold! why didnt you record that shit! haha

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    Take some pics and post that shit! An infected ass pimple is probably a site to see... We could use it as a sticky for noobs that insist they are ready for cycling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    gonna have to raise the bs flag on this one.

    If you're buddy is stupid enough to inject through your friends pimple he should get his ass beat by the guy he was injecting. That's just asking for infection. Plus in order for the needle to break he was either using old rusty pins or he had a full fist grip on it and had his arm locked down so it wouldn't move when the guy jumped.
    I agree I mean taking the bacteria in a zit and pushing it deeper into your body and possibly into the bloodstream is high on the stupid things you could do list.

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    "Let this be a lesson to everyone. Be careful how far you stick in the needle, avoid pimples and ALWAYS keep tweezers on hand.[/QUOTE]"

    Fuk all that! the moral of the story should be yer buddy should keep his ass to himself!! damm!!!!!!!!

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    You can attempt to call a BS flag if you want but I assure you this happened. It was on my mind the whole time to take a picture with my phone, but he was so enraged and was looking to break something or someone. It would have caused a huge problem for me seeing as I didn't know him that well and had a reputation for his explosive temper. I was scared to even laugh actually.

    The needles he had were from a farm supply store, for animals. Not sure if they were lower quality, but from the packaging, I'd say yes. Perhaps that was the issue with the breaking of the needle when he jumped 3 ft. in the air.

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