What is your all time favorite quote??

[Shredz]

This one has to be my favorite. What about your's guys/gals??

The Essence of a Hero

True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others whatever the cost.

[damiongage]

NO EXCUSES...JUST RESULTS!!!

simple and t the point.

[Madmax]

here's a couple of mine shredz...you've got mail check it out bro..Madmax..

Jesus of Nazareth
"What good will it be for a man if he gains the whole world, yet forfeits his soul?"

Tupac
"only God can judge me, the rest of you mother fuckers need to get the fuck up out of my business."

John Gotti
"I never lie to any man because I don't fear anyone.
The only time you lie is when you are afraid."

Martin luther king jr.
"If a man has not discovered something that he will die for, he is not fit to live."

[David B.]

"Remember the three S's: smile, star, strong"

Woody Allen, from the film "Broadway Danny Rose."

--dnb

[Colibri]

"English Mother Fucker, do you speak it?"

[BigGreen]

I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy, playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself, in now and then finding a smoother pebble, or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me. -Isaac Newton

And, of course, the cool ass quote in my signature.

[tolinka]

"To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance."
Buddha

"When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you."
Lao-Tzu

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious."
Albert Einstein

I have a whole lot more, but i like this once especially, maybe because they say someything about me

[Red Ketchup]

"Fuck'em if they can't take a joke"
- George Bowser & Rick Blue

"If it doesn't work, hit it. If you break it, who cares... it needed fixing anyways"
- Author unknown

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes."
- George Carlin

Red

[BigGreen]

Originally posted by Red Ketchup
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"Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes."
- George Carlin

Red [/B]

That just made my list....love it.

[saboudian]

One i just heard yesterday from The Patriot

"If i die, at least i shall die looking good"

-The French guy

[01dragonslayer]

"If a man does his best, what else is there."
-Gen. George S. Patton

"Only two things are infinte, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"I find that the harder I work the more luck I seem to have."
-Thomas Jefferson

"If everything seems under control, your just not going fast enough."
-Mario Andretti

"If you are going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
-Mark Twain

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on the way down."
-Jimmy Durante

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
-Sammuel Johnson

"Do or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

These are some classics.

[Madmax]

Originally posted by saboudian
One i just heard yesterday from The Patriot

"If i die, at least i shall die looking good"

-The French guy

i just saw that movie no more than 20 minutes ago...it was the 3rd time in 5 days..that movie is great...Madmax...

[ripped4fsu]

Originally posted by Colibri
"English Mother Fucker, do you speak it?"

You must live in Miami!!

[Decoder]

"Hey ill try anything once!" - bobby hill

[Decoder]

Originally posted by Madmax


i just saw that movie no more than 20 minutes ago...it was the 3rd time in 5 days..that movie is great...Madmax...

Same here max , just watched it. That baddass British General is my boy GO REDS!

[Fullback57]

"Your best??....Losers always whine about doing their best, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."-Sean Connery (The Rock)

[willpharmd]

Here's some of my favorites.

Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven Weinberg (1933 - ), quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Anonymous

[saboudian]

Man thinkin about these quotes made think about Super Troopers. God damn that movie was funny, i know there had to be some good quotes in there just can't remember any right now.

You want to know who has the best quotes of all time?

Dr. Phil, i swear they are so dumb you will laugh, he just this weird texan dude that doesn't make any sense half the time with his analogies.

[saboudian]

This is sort of a quote and a joke from Jay Leno, probably about a year old.

"Congress just gave themselves a raise today. They've been really working long hours and really doing everything they can to help the country, so they are deserving of a raise. I mean right now we don't know when terrorists are going to strike, the economy is horrible, there might be a possible war in Iraq, antrax attacks, threat of more chemical and biological threats,( he listed a few more too, can't seem to remember, but u get the point). Well geez what would happen if we didn't have a congress? Yeah i can tell why these guys deserve a raise so much now."

[Rickson]

You know what tomorrow owes us? The sum of our yesterdays nothing more and nothing less.

[Terinox]

Wow, those were all GREAT quotes, and I got some too, but can't remember much:

"When I discover who I am, I will be free."

"Love is a battlefield." (from that song by that girl)

And I love tons of things from the simspons!!!
(one of my all time favourites)

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me."

Post Office: "Okay Mr. Burns, what is your first name?"

Homer: "....I don't know."

[mammoth]

"I am cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!"
--beavis

"They can take a dick but they can't take a joke"
--Carlos Mencia

[Bigen12]

I know this is an older thread, but I have a few good ones...

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti

"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"Smile as you walk through the Cannon smoke, it will drive the enemy crazy."
James Lee Burke

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
-- Thomas Edison

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-victorious."
Vince Lombardi

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself

"The weak are the most treacherous of us all. They come to the strong and drain them. They are bottomless. They are insatiable. They are always parched and always bitter. They are everyone's concern and like vampires they suck our life's blood."
-- Bette Davis

[Juggernaut]

In the battle of life it is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of a deed could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena. Whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives *******ly; who errs and comes short again and again, because there is not effort without error and shortcoming; who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who have tasted neither victory nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt

[Da Bull]

Reasonable men adapt themselves to the world,unreasonable men attempt to adapt the world to themselves.This is why all progress depends on unreasonable men.

[Nathan]

I thought for sure this was a thread about me.

[Pheedno]

In the sig.

[BIG TEXAN]

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"-Aristotle

Pheedno, that has got to be one of my all time favs. Also got these I try to live by:

"A man is only as good as his word, without it he is nothing."
My grandfather

"Never trust a man with soft hands, it means he's never worked a day in his life."
my Grandfather

"Boy, you just f*cked with the wrong bull."
American History X

Here's a stupid one from back in high school football

"Triumph is just try with a little umph added to it"
Our head coach

[Da Bull]

"I am cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!"
--beavis

"They can take a dick but they can't take a joke"
--Carlos Mencia

[Rsox1]

"Your best??....Losers always whine about doing their best, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."-Sean Connery (The Rock)

"Carla was the prom queen" lol


"to thine own self be true" shakespeare

[Babyweight]

"Don't Know Don't Care" - Cartman on South Park

[Red Ketchup]

"Carla was the prom queen"

Porn queen you mean?

Red

[ripsid]

Maybe these don't count, but they are what I love !

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
"Jesus Built My Hotrod" Ministry Alain Jorgenson

Booty Twap!
---goonies (oriental kid)

"As far as you know?"
"Come on guys!?!? What do you need a refresher?"
"I'm sorry my car just hit a water buffalo... can I borrow your towel?"
"I'm sorry, I'm with the mattress Police and there are no tags on this mattress.."
"Love your body Larry!(to a girl)"
"How grey? Charcoal"
"Dr. Rosen, Dr. Rosenrosen, a Dr. Rosen Penis.."
"Have you seen a spleen this large..? NOOO not since breakfast"
FLETCH! Fletch Is just ... GREATest!

I could really go on, but we only have so much time!

SID

[rambo]

Well since we are bumping ancient threads, what the hell...

"He who makes a beast of himself is free of the pain of being a man" -Dr. Johnson

And not that it's one of my favorite quotes but someone brought up a football coach quote and i'll never forget this one...

"..and what if you suck dick just one time? what does that make you? A goddamn cocksucker!"

-my high school football coach after someone got caught cheating on a test, but swore he wasnt a cheater

[BDTR]

"Never yield to remorse, but at once tell yourself: remorse would simply mean adding to the first act of stupidity a second." - Nietzsche's The Wanderer and his Shadows

"The verdict on love is both bad and good. The bad news is, love has turned the world into a human sewer. The good news is .... people have learned to love the smell of shit." - boyd rice

[Dude-Man]

"do you have a dog? And if so, what color? and if so, what flavor?"

Martin short, "jiminy glick"

[Bigen12]

"I'M NOT SCARED,
I'M NOT AFRAID,
I'M TOUGH,
I'M AN ANIMAL
AND I WILL EAT YOU!
IF I HAVE TO!"
NIKE NO FEAR


"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
John Stuart Mill (1806 - 1873)

[Shredz]

"Love is a battlefield." (from that song by that girl)

Pat Benatar is the singer

[TheChosen1]

"We'd rather die on our feet than to keep living on our knees."- James Brown

"We got to get over before we go under."- James Brown

"Tough times don't last. Tough people do." Unknown author (used be printed on bodybuilding t-shirts)

"Living well is the best revenge."- Same as above

"There are 3 types of people in life. The leader. The follower. And then there's me....One who makes his own path to sucess and need no one to lead or follow him."- My personal quote

[navydevildoc]

"Nemo liber est qui corpori servit"

Very interesting choice for this board... my Latin is not that good, but doesn't that mean "You are not free if you are a slave to your body" or something close?