A Newfie is having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and
obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up the
courage to say something to the big Newfoundlander.
Leaning over towards him, he whispers: "Do you want a blow job?"
At this, the massive Newfie leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks
him in the face, knocking him swiftly off his stool.
He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
bruised and battered in the parking lot.
He then returns to his seat and orders another beer.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big
Newfoundlander.
"Lord tunderin' Jesus, I've never seen you react like dat before," he
says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I don't exactly know," the big Newfie replied.
"Something about a job."